Thread 81914066

>day 0-1
oh wow it's all nice and smooth, makes me feel like a little girl again and masturbating is even better
>day 2-14
IT FUCKING ITCHES OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT IT ITCHES I CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING MY WHOLE CROTCH IS ON FIRE IT FUCKING ITCHES
>day 15 onwards
that wasn't so bad

>>81914066 (OP)
Tfw no bush tickling my nose rn

>>81914066 (OP)
>oh wow it's all nice and smooth, makes me feel like a little girl again and masturbating is even better

Ive always been hairy even as a little girl so I cannot relate + what an odd way to word it. . .

>>81914066 (OP)
women shouldn't be allowed to shave down there

>>81914066 (OP)
use one of those hair pullers that you can use on your leg

>>81914091
Exactly.
>>81914066 (OP)
Bring back the bush.

>>81914088
>what an odd way to word it
Most females love their csa so ....

>>81914100
Read my lips. No new bushes

>>81914088
This is a humans-only thread

>>81914074
Right in the feels with that one anon. No huffs of pheromone laced bush either

>>81914105
Most annoying group of ppl ever. Chicks that talk about their cnc and child rp kinks because they were abused.

>>81914166
NTA but that just makes me sad more than anything

>>81914166
Shut up nigger, go back to twitter or wherever the hell you came from

>>81914177
Suck my ass if you have a problem faggot lol

>>81914166
>Nobody wants to know you were raped multiple times as a child
Yeah. We know

>>81914214
Im sure you guys do but these chicks talk about it and complain when they get creepy men in their dms.

>>81914088
Kick me in the nuts.

>>81914200
I'd rather lynch you, you dirt monkey.

>>81914248
get better insults laalaalaaa

>>81914100
It's back now, this was when I was like 14

>>81914088
How old are you now? Shaving is retarded.

>>81914066 (OP)
I feel like I'm going to cut it when I get too close to the vulva

>>81914258
I am 22 now. I started getting hair around age 6

>>81914066 (OP)
I agree although I still hope to lose my virginity with a shaved pussy

>>81914066 (OP)
>makes me feel like a little girl again

>>81914066 (OP)
I recently shaved my pubes (I'm a man btw) and yeah that was a mistake...

>>81914066 (OP)
show timestamped pubes or gtfo

>>81914251
Stupid bitch. I want to walk you on a leash. Be mine.

>>81914435
you're supposed to head pat and cuddle girls anon!

Fem Bushes are more errotic than shaved pussies anyway, and the smell makes my head spin but in a good way. Its primal I guess?

>>81914542
I guess that makes sense, although I'm just lazy

>>81914380
This guy gets it. This is the only way. Otherwise OP is a tranny.

>>81914595
>This guy gets it. This is the only way. Otherwise OP is a tranny.
check the rules for the board, I don't feel like getting banned from my favourite board

>>81914066 (OP)
I shaved my ass and balls and it itched for like 2 months
ugh

>>81914603
Post a hand with timestamp. That's not in violation. Beefy man hands and I'm right.

>>81914621
Alright you win, I'm a fatass Norwegian man jerking off, please leave my thread

>>81914634
I doubt you're norwegian, and you're probably a troon. But ok. Nice not getting a timestamp from you.

>>81914651
fine you really are smart, I'm actually arabian

>>81914066 (OP)
I'm a guy and I shave my entire body. I have been doing that since I was 13 and I am 30+ now. The problem with itching is you shave wrong (your skin isn't prepared to be shaved) or you don't exfoliate your skin. I never itch anywhere and I am smooth as hell.

Waxing is nice too. I waxed my nose hairs and it was like they died for 2 months. I want to get electrolysis done to my entire body, but it's expensive.

>>81914066 (OP)
Yea you can't get a close shave down there without that happening unfortunately. You gotta go with the grain and essentially just trim it short. I only do it because long pubes chafe when I hump my pillow. Waxing is the only way to go if you want it baby smooth.

>>81914166
Most of them weren't abused. They just find it hot.

>>81914066 (OP)
Was and do it every few days. Your problem has been solved.

>>81914066 (OP)
Just use a trimmer at 1/8 or 1/4 inch, no itchiness and still clean and relatively smooth

reasons you don't get laser removal: too poor and stupid.

Post bush with timestamp

>>81914301
Shaving the pubes helped me appreciate the real size of my dick but something about the sweat made me regret it.
Felt like my balls smelled worse when I didn't have hair.

>>81915886
when I shaved my pussy it did get sweaty too

>>81915886
>>81916629
Pubes wick moisture away, keep bacteria in check, and help trap pheromones
Plus they're fun to play with and nuzzle on

I have lots of body hair, I used to trim, but I love to treat my body hair and pubes with shampoo and conditioner, and then comb/brush them to make them it nice.

>>81916769
That's hot. Are you are werewolf?

>>81916629
Makes sense since that part of the body remains warmer for some reason.
When it was winter and I was cold I would shove my hands near my balls to warm them.
Stupid body warms the balls and not the hands.
I've heard that it's similar for women, a dude was telling me how hot (literally) the pussy of that woman was.

I would be the worst bf, I would literally hide all the razors so that my gf could never shave. And I get hairy pussy, hairy armpits and hairy legs all to myself :3

>>81914066 (OP)
then shave it everday you retard. how long do you think it takes to shave a pussy with 2 days of pubic hair?

I've shaved my dick and balls since I was a teenager. I love how smooth it feels, and it rarely itches. I don't think I could go back, jerking off also feels way better.

>>81917862
My only fear with jerking off and leaving the glans uncovered is that some pubes will choke it and I will be left without a dick.
But I'm bored of shaving so when I masturbate I try to return the foreskin to its place immediately.

>we evolve all hair off our body
>oops evolution surely missed a spot
women can't be trusted with choices even related to their own body