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Anonymous No.81914066 [Report] >>81914074 >>81914088 >>81914091 >>81914094 >>81914100 >>81914261 >>81914289 >>81914298 >>81914301 >>81914380 >>81914613 >>81915091 >>81915179 >>81915634 >>81915659 >>81917851
Reasons why I don't shave my pussy
>day 0-1
oh wow it's all nice and smooth, makes me feel like a little girl again and masturbating is even better
>day 2-14
IT FUCKING ITCHES OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT IT ITCHES I CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING MY WHOLE CROTCH IS ON FIRE IT FUCKING ITCHES
>day 15 onwards
that wasn't so bad
Anonymous No.81914074 [Report] >>81914139
>>81914066 (OP)
Tfw no bush tickling my nose rn
Anonymous No.81914088 [Report] >>81914105 >>81914114 >>81914243 >>81914258
>>81914066 (OP)
>oh wow it's all nice and smooth, makes me feel like a little girl again and masturbating is even better

Ive always been hairy even as a little girl so I cannot relate + what an odd way to word it. . .
Anonymous No.81914091 [Report] >>81914100
>>81914066 (OP)
women shouldn't be allowed to shave down there
Anonymous No.81914094 [Report]
>>81914066 (OP)
use one of those hair pullers that you can use on your leg
Anonymous No.81914100 [Report] >>81914113 >>81914253
>>81914091
Exactly.
>>81914066 (OP)
Bring back the bush.
Anonymous No.81914105 [Report] >>81914166
>>81914088
>what an odd way to word it
Most females love their csa so ....
Anonymous No.81914113 [Report]
>>81914100
Read my lips. No new bushes
Anonymous No.81914114 [Report]
>>81914088
This is a humans-only thread
Anonymous No.81914139 [Report]
>>81914074
Right in the feels with that one anon. No huffs of pheromone laced bush either
Anonymous No.81914166 [Report] >>81914175 >>81914177 >>81914214 >>81915571
>>81914105
Most annoying group of ppl ever. Chicks that talk about their cnc and child rp kinks because they were abused.
Anonymous No.81914175 [Report]
>>81914166
NTA but that just makes me sad more than anything
Anonymous No.81914177 [Report] >>81914200
>>81914166
Shut up nigger, go back to twitter or wherever the hell you came from
Anonymous No.81914200 [Report] >>81914248
>>81914177
Suck my ass if you have a problem faggot lol
Anonymous No.81914214 [Report] >>81914221
>>81914166
>Nobody wants to know you were raped multiple times as a child
Yeah. We know
Anonymous No.81914221 [Report]
>>81914214
Im sure you guys do but these chicks talk about it and complain when they get creepy men in their dms.
Anonymous No.81914243 [Report]
>>81914088
Kick me in the nuts.
Anonymous No.81914248 [Report] >>81914251
>>81914200
I'd rather lynch you, you dirt monkey.
Anonymous No.81914251 [Report] >>81914435
>>81914248
get better insults laalaalaaa
Anonymous No.81914253 [Report]
>>81914100
It's back now, this was when I was like 14
Anonymous No.81914258 [Report] >>81914266
>>81914088
How old are you now? Shaving is retarded.
Anonymous No.81914261 [Report]
>>81914066 (OP)
I feel like I'm going to cut it when I get too close to the vulva
Anonymous No.81914266 [Report]
>>81914258
I am 22 now. I started getting hair around age 6
Anonymous No.81914289 [Report]
>>81914066 (OP)
I agree although I still hope to lose my virginity with a shaved pussy
Anonymous No.81914298 [Report]
>>81914066 (OP)
>makes me feel like a little girl again
Anonymous No.81914301 [Report] >>81915886
>>81914066 (OP)
I recently shaved my pubes (I'm a man btw) and yeah that was a mistake...
Anonymous No.81914380 [Report] >>81914595
>>81914066 (OP)
show timestamped pubes or gtfo
Anonymous No.81914435 [Report] >>81914496
>>81914251
Stupid bitch. I want to walk you on a leash. Be mine.
Anonymous No.81914496 [Report]
>>81914435
you're supposed to head pat and cuddle girls anon!
Anonymous No.81914542 [Report] >>81914578
Fem Bushes are more errotic than shaved pussies anyway, and the smell makes my head spin but in a good way. Its primal I guess?
Anonymous No.81914578 [Report]
>>81914542
I guess that makes sense, although I'm just lazy
Anonymous No.81914595 [Report] >>81914603
>>81914380
This guy gets it. This is the only way. Otherwise OP is a tranny.
Anonymous No.81914603 [Report] >>81914621
>>81914595
>This guy gets it. This is the only way. Otherwise OP is a tranny.
check the rules for the board, I don't feel like getting banned from my favourite board
Anonymous No.81914613 [Report]
>>81914066 (OP)
I shaved my ass and balls and it itched for like 2 months
ugh
Anonymous No.81914621 [Report] >>81914634
>>81914603
Post a hand with timestamp. That's not in violation. Beefy man hands and I'm right.
Anonymous No.81914634 [Report] >>81914651
>>81914621
Alright you win, I'm a fatass Norwegian man jerking off, please leave my thread
Anonymous No.81914651 [Report] >>81914695
>>81914634
I doubt you're norwegian, and you're probably a troon. But ok. Nice not getting a timestamp from you.
Anonymous No.81914695 [Report]
>>81914651
fine you really are smart, I'm actually arabian
Anonymous No.81915091 [Report]
>>81914066 (OP)
I'm a guy and I shave my entire body. I have been doing that since I was 13 and I am 30+ now. The problem with itching is you shave wrong (your skin isn't prepared to be shaved) or you don't exfoliate your skin. I never itch anywhere and I am smooth as hell.

Waxing is nice too. I waxed my nose hairs and it was like they died for 2 months. I want to get electrolysis done to my entire body, but it's expensive.
Anonymous No.81915179 [Report]
>>81914066 (OP)
Yea you can't get a close shave down there without that happening unfortunately. You gotta go with the grain and essentially just trim it short. I only do it because long pubes chafe when I hump my pillow. Waxing is the only way to go if you want it baby smooth.
Anonymous No.81915571 [Report]
>>81914166
Most of them weren't abused. They just find it hot.
Anonymous No.81915634 [Report]
>>81914066 (OP)
Was and do it every few days. Your problem has been solved.
Anonymous No.81915659 [Report]
>>81914066 (OP)
Just use a trimmer at 1/8 or 1/4 inch, no itchiness and still clean and relatively smooth
Anonymous No.81915729 [Report]
reasons you don't get laser removal: too poor and stupid.
Anonymous No.81915862 [Report]
Post bush with timestamp
Anonymous No.81915886 [Report] >>81916629 >>81916671
>>81914301
Shaving the pubes helped me appreciate the real size of my dick but something about the sweat made me regret it.
Felt like my balls smelled worse when I didn't have hair.
Anonymous No.81916629 [Report] >>81916671 >>81917387
>>81915886
when I shaved my pussy it did get sweaty too
Anonymous No.81916671 [Report]
>>81915886
>>81916629
Pubes wick moisture away, keep bacteria in check, and help trap pheromones
Plus they're fun to play with and nuzzle on
Anonymous No.81916769 [Report] >>81916823
I have lots of body hair, I used to trim, but I love to treat my body hair and pubes with shampoo and conditioner, and then comb/brush them to make them it nice.
Anonymous No.81916823 [Report]
>>81916769
That's hot. Are you are werewolf?
Anonymous No.81917387 [Report]
>>81916629
Makes sense since that part of the body remains warmer for some reason.
When it was winter and I was cold I would shove my hands near my balls to warm them.
Stupid body warms the balls and not the hands.
I've heard that it's similar for women, a dude was telling me how hot (literally) the pussy of that woman was.
Anonymous No.81917423 [Report]
I would be the worst bf, I would literally hide all the razors so that my gf could never shave. And I get hairy pussy, hairy armpits and hairy legs all to myself :3
Anonymous No.81917851 [Report]
>>81914066 (OP)
then shave it everday you retard. how long do you think it takes to shave a pussy with 2 days of pubic hair?
Anonymous No.81917862 [Report] >>81918194
I've shaved my dick and balls since I was a teenager. I love how smooth it feels, and it rarely itches. I don't think I could go back, jerking off also feels way better.
Anonymous No.81918194 [Report]
>>81917862
My only fear with jerking off and leaving the glans uncovered is that some pubes will choke it and I will be left without a dick.
But I'm bored of shaving so when I masturbate I try to return the foreskin to its place immediately.
Anonymous No.81919438 [Report]
>we evolve all hair off our body
>oops evolution surely missed a spot
women can't be trusted with choices even related to their own body