Resurrection Edition

"If they catch me, don't forget me."

Previously: >>81902131

Question for >>81912044: What were you programming anono? And what made it "autistic"? (although you could argue that programming of any kind is by default autistic hehe)
Programming with a bf sounds amazing imo, what do you think?

ugh i was hoping my femboyfriend banned you racists

when was the last time you took a picture of your asshole

>>81914482
never. and the last time i took a picture of myself otherwise was 2017

nevermind i just took one

Goon to yourself

>tfw no bf who hits my shins with a metal bar and leaves me in the cellar

>>81914684
the cellar? anon would you like to explain?

After careful thinking i have finally found out a way to solve my boyfriendless problem, coming with all the advantages of a boyfriend, BUT without the disadvantages of unpleasant steps such as interacting with strangers, dwelling in crowded areas (more than 1 human/square km), or opening up!
I am of course talking about self-inflicted delusions and gaslighting through the use of both pharmacological AND behavioral techniques!
The expression "you're your own best friend" is taken to its logical conclusion.
Through this avant-garde approach one can reach new heights! never again will one be alone!

Now your boyfriend will appear wherever you want him to be.
Having a panic attack? he's there to comfort you! worst day of your life after your hopes and dreams got utterly crushed? guess who's ready to console you!
Best of all is you won't even have to come out of the closet: through this revolutionary method, your facade will be preserved!
I must be a genius or something.

Anon just discovered tulpas

Woke up today and they said it's 1000 more years in the torture labyrinth for me so that's unfortunate.

Hope they let you have a plushie at least

Asshole update: I haven't shit since yesterday, but I took a shower and a bit of coagulated blood sloughed out of my ass when I sprayed water into it. I'm kind of terrified I haven't pooped yet, the last one was traumatizing so going a whole day without a movement makes me nervous.
I'm still alive for the time being.

Went to the gym today. Soon I will steal away one of you and make you my husband.

please don't talk about disgusting subject matter
there are cuties itt who you shouldn't prompt with picturing those things in their precious boybrains

>>81914904
Super cute post, I miss when we had funny and cute posts like this instead of non stop low effort bot spam

>>81915430

Anon that shits his own blood out is a good poster actually. Riveting stuff. How can you not be interested in that saga?

Sometimes I forget I am majorly depressed and have been so for the last decade.

>>81915520
You should treat it with some magical pills

>>81915543
They're the reason I forget. I think a boyfriend would unironically fix me.

You know what I keep in a lining
Niggas better stay in line when
You see a nigga like me shinin
Grindin
You know what I keep in a lining
Niggas better stay in line when
You see a nigga like me shinin

>>81914440
>tfw no pair programming bf to sit on my lap and review code with

>>81915806
would it be okay if the bf was a slow thinker who takes a good while before he gives you his opinion on what you wrote?

Time 2 go back. I don't feel sad tho, I had fun. See ya on the other side.

>>81915861
sure, as long as it's not anything dumb like "you should add unit tests"

>>81915638
you were worse without them?

>>81915995
how about if the bf was a giant noob, who you'd spend most time teaching basics instead??
but he has a big passion for the craft...

>>81916300
I'm not quite a senior engineer but I know enough to teach another, might be cool

>>81914389 (OP)
I love eating my wife out then getting eaten out

>>81914934
Haha lol I hate women so much it's unreal

>>81914440
Fucking around working on my game, currently dealing with shaders to make my sniper scope work

>>81916370
>5 stages of grief
That's real

>>81915806
I want a bottom bf that will sit on my lap when he plays his games

>>81916547
Same bro, I doubt it'd be very practical but it would be so hot

>>81915806
I think i'd like that yeah :3

>>81915439
it warms my heart to know that my descent into madness puts a smile on your face :D

I feel veryvery tiredous yawnmoder

>>81916370
What's the one thing you wish you knew before learning to code???
>>81916526
Ever made a Minecraft mod?

living in finland doesn't sound bad at all

finland is going to be stinky and sticky because of humidity. pass

>>81916742
Being owned and dominated by swedes and having to suck on BBC all day sounds bad to me but you do you

>>81916756
how many hours a day would you suck on BBC then

>>81916773
0 hours cause I'd never suck on a BBC(BIG BLACK COCK) because my mouth and lips were made for sucking on BBC(BIG BOTTOM COCK) instead

finland is going to be stinky and sticky because of all the sex meow with meow. pass

No running water at work looool. How am I supposed to wash them dishes? No problem I have my cat :D

>>81916828
>No running water at work looool. How am I supposed to wash them dishes?
Just use your piss instead

>>81916806
Idgi meow waa

how many times have you boyed today anon?
I did 3 full sessions!

>>81916900
idk yet i just woke up

>>81916900
Depends on what boying is...

>>81916828
how is a cat going to help with the dishes

>>81916918
He isn't. But petting him will help with calming me down and that matters! I'll just forget about the dishes :D

>>81917036
did you remember yet

agp troon prison gay thread kys ywnbaw

im 80% a woman just give me time

I am so touch starved
I wish there was something like hookup culture but instead of sex it was just cuddling

>>81917273
i've been touch starved for the past 20 years (i am 20 years of age).
you will manage.

i had a non-familial hug a few months ago but that was a really annoying time of my life. not worth it

>>81917273
i would anonymously hug an gaybot if they lived near one of my walking routes

>>81917273
You can literally do that you just described: use dating apps, arrange for a date and instead of having sex just talk, hold hands and cuddle instead

Missed watching the Pokemon presents live today because of work this is definitive evidence as to why we need to eliminate work for good.

>>81916722
rumor has it you spent two weeks locked up in the looney bin after trying to slit your wrists

>tfw no nothing bf

>>81917605
sounds like an easy way to get raped

>>81917607
i watched some of that and they were talking about stop motion. not sure why i turned it on i barely recognize pokemon now

>>81917213
You just insulted meow for the last time chud now apologise or else I'll tell bunnymutt

>>81917755
Any franchise you don't pay attention to for a while is gonna become unrecognisable to u dumbass that's how the passage of time works.

It's really hard to keep up with new steam releases when I can only look them up on my phone and I can't really see which genre the game is without clicking on it. I'm like 15 days behind. So good.

>>81917804
thats what i said but 2014 wasnt that long ago either

>>81917886
It was 11 years and like 20 games ago (including spinoffs.)

>>81917869
you just browse random games on steam? wtf

My steam wishlist has now hit 300

>>81917939
no it wasnt you flippin liar it was 10 games

I woke up to a code violation notice on the front door, a yearly tradition now. Fucking boomers just leave me alone.

>>81916722
Ok but can you fact check this for me demeow
https://youtu.be/bEIJz8LH6iU
>>81917947
No I add new releases to my backlog so I can play them if it's genres I like and if it seems fun

The concept of wishlist seems very odd to me, I just follow games I want to keep an eye on (usually early access titles to see if they get consistent updates or are just one and done scams)

I just put games I want and I'm interested in to my wishlist (I'm assuming following them will flood my feed or something, bitch I will check when I feel like it).

>>81918198

I don't get stuff from things I follow in my feed, just games I own. I still have to check on them manually.

>noo dont cut babe youre so cute and beautiful and sexy
Would kill for this dynamic

>>81917615
No it was because I tried to kill my doctor
>>81918048
I know nothing or next to nothing about wamham yay

Now I must get out and do yard work. I get one nice day before it's back to the 90s again. Fucking boomers, fucking summer I hate it all.

is there a single person here over the age of 21

>>81918354
im a few years over 21 why

>>81918354

I'm 35 years old and don't you dare call me unc.

>>81918371
idk everyone seems to be 16-20

>>81916734
Made a basic example mod, but Forge is such ass i kinda gave up when I saw how much work it was to register items. I should try making one with Fabric/Quilt though, heard they're less retarted

>>81918037
>>81918300
tell them you cant fix it maybe theyll find someone to do it for you

>>81918443

No, they'll just fine me and if they do get someone to do the work they'll get the highest priced guys in town which I will have to pay for. The city does not give a fuck

>>81918354
I am exactly 21

>>81918468
can you dial down the language for a few posts

>>81916734
>What's the one thing you wish you knew before learning to code???
CS education is honestly pretty useless for getting good as a programmer

>>81918599
I'm happy I got the basics taught to me, but the next degree i'm gonna get isnt gonna teach me shit, that's pretty guaranteed.

Doesn't matter, all I need is the little piece of paper so I can at least have a shot at getting a job

how do you cope with having fagvoice

>>81918541
no kill yourself
orig

education is mostly a meme but even if you can get the same job you still make more money if you have a degree

>>81918645
Yeah pretty much, and I like money

>>81918645
but particularly in software I'd much rather hire someone with 4 years of experience vs 4 years academics
they should at least know some git, smdh...

That was horrible experience but maybe tonight I'm going home again even if it's just for the night which is always good ^^
Guess I still have some dishes to wash until then.

>>81918056
I literally just follow already released gamesbbut since I played everything I wanted to that was already out (unless I stumble upon some I missed) I have to keep track of new games that release every day.
>>81918251
Kiwicoded
>>81918354
Some of us are, not enough
>>81918628
By not speaking. Use text to speech or hand signs. Or just carry a drawing tablet with you or something.

>>81918688
Applying for jobs as a fresh graduate all I got was shitty support positions that asked for 4 years experience, is it really worth hiring some support schmuck that never touched any code for 4 years vs some guy that came out programming school ?

>>81918056
It's a good way to show interest, plus you get a notification when it goes on sale or releases. No reason not to

>>81918808
>some support schmuck that never touched any code for 4 years
helpdesk drones will be filtered in the -humiliation ritual- multistep interview pipeline

and I could only get half the grass mowed before I had to come in for a break. I have utterly no stamina at all and it's only 80F out there and I'm sweating like the pig I am.

>>81918888
That's very true

>>81918777
>By not speaking. Use text to speech or hand signs. Or just carry a drawing tablet with you or something.
i can just tell this is a fetish of yours

>>81918628
I am a "bishit" by technicality so I don't have a fagvoice for that reason.
Just be straight but not really.

>>81918354
am 24, was told look 30 QAQ

>>81919130
liking femboys doesn't make you bi you just have a porn addiction and a penis fetish

>>81919224
other way around, I am for the most part gay and attracted to amsculinity, but tomboys that can pass as male are the exception.

liking tomboys is the gayest thing you can do I can dick down a femboy and still be entirely heterosexual but I could never be attracted to a tomboy because I'm not gay

>>81919039
I just gave you multiple ways to fix your problem but it seems like you just wanna bitch about it instead of working around it. Unless this is the so called third party interfering, in which case, mind yer own business mate.

I need magical weight loss drugs or something. I am so out of shape from all this fat. I've needed to take like 3 breaks to even mow the grass and I still have trimming/clipping and other tasks to do to appease the boomers.

>>81919283
>active in /r9gay/
You automatically lost

>>81919336
How so? you can be straight and post on /r9gay/

>>81919486
sure buddy sure, just say no homo after you post and everything is fine. perfectly straight thing to talk with a bunch of gay dudes.

>tfw no fbf to kiss and then whisper "full homo" to after I'm done lewding him

I hate talking because my fagcent is cringe

>>81919527
Fuck yeah :3

>>81919496
I can post here and not be gay and you're not going to try and suck me into your gay shit and somehow manipulate me into becoming gay

>>81918628
I didn't see this post before complaining about my own fagvoice lol.
I cope by not talking to anyone

>>81919615
Oh noooo, I'm sure you wouldn't want that!

>>81919527
based tbf :3

hi r9gay

Eyelashes are stupid they're supposed to protect the eye not betray me and fall into the eye

>>81919646
get fucked humie
"pinnacle Earth lifeform"
lolmao

I'm really excited about going back to college for the third time in my thirties

wtf that's not the image i selected for my post

>>81919961
sure anon... sure... :3

>e-bf has computer problems (really basic command line type shit 90% of the time)
>show him ways to fix it, misc thirdparty downloads that ive personally used before and know are safe (not to mention tons of people endorsing it)
>refuses because he thinks im trying to give him a virus
>repeat in ad infinitum
this dudes an idiot and im sick of pretending he isnt. fucking rather be alone

>>81919844
Is it bad that i would've liked to be 2 inches shorter ?
>t. 6' fag

>>81920032
e-bf??? tell us more anon :3

>>81920083
what's your dream height anon? and don't get too stuck up on that stuff, it's not the end of the world :D

My arms are shot, man that mower is so heavy.

The storymanor gardener position is now accepting applicants, by the way.

Im straight but I would have sex with a twink (white)

>>81920093
>:3
grown ass man. also hes just a twink i met on a different board

meowster gets an emoticon pass since he's still young.

>>81920223
unfortunately, he is still a tripfaggot

>>81920292
what's a tripfaggot?

so perfumes

>>81920032
Why nor break up with him then

>>81918628
how do u tell if u have that

>>81920100
Idk prolly like 5'8/9 just so I can find taller boys more easily and it's less awkward to dom me.

But at the same time i'm kinda happy I 6'-ish (i think closer to 5'11 really)

>>81920348
ah okay :D that's not too much of a difference

i made eye contact with an insanely pretty guy today
i shouldnt be allowed to leave my apartment im so ugly

>>81920392
ah don't be like that, im sure you're not that ugly. besides, you can be attractive in different ways

short middle aged men with a lot of body hair are my weakness, why can't every man be gay or bi ;m;

>>81920485
yeah... im probably not that ugly...

>>81920515
hey c'mon, if you're that stuck up about it, do something about it! try to improve your looks and style

>>81920590
i should be euthanised

>>81920604
noo :C you're a beautiful human being, you can create beautiful things and open doors

r9g must be full of acid attack victims from how ugly everyone claims to be
Wear one of these

>>81920604
nta but there's likely at least one human being attracted to you, you don't have to hate yourself for not looking like a barely legal teenager.

>>81920683
everyone certainly looks at me like an acid attack victim
>>81920692
no there fucking isnt

How the fuck do I lose gayvoice? Genuinely

do you have gayvoice because youre gay or are you gay because you have gayvoice

>>81920705
wdym by gayvoice, like your accent or a gay lisp?
if you literally mean your voice then idk, you're born with it

>>81920716
these are the important questions :D
im insecure abt my voice though </3

>>81920745
neck yourself namefaggot never respond one of my posts again

>>81920698
>no there fucking isnt
Okay, if you insist.

>>81920761
no one talked to you you pretty bitch

>>81920759
okay sorry D:

>>81920716
I was born both gay and gayvoiced
>>81920716
I have fagcent. Not stereotypical flamboyant flamer voice, but someone here told me that my voice is the averaged out amalgamation of the voice of every guy who ever sucked dick at a gay bar. I don't have a lisp or vocal fry or a high pitched voice but I still sound gay. I get raped by life every day

When will scientists discover the link between the gay faggot gene and the voice gene
And why listening to your own voice recorded sounds cringe

>>81920769
wow rude, but the assumption isn't :D

>>81920815
>And why listening to your own voice recorded sounds cringe
that's because when you talk normally you hear your own voice through the air vibrations aswell as through your bones vibrating, and bone vibrating basically is better for lower frequency's so when you listen to a recording you only get the air vibrations and in turn it's a slight big higher pitched, your mind just isn't used to it. If you listen to your own voice a lot you'd get over it :3

>>81920815
It was a bit in family guy but is there an actual gay gene?
anyways more than that I feel like gay guys have specific facial structures that you can recognize, I have nothing that backs it up though.

>>81920870
There's no gay gene. Sexuality is entirely social.

>>81920892
mfw the cultural zeitgeist conditioned me to like cock

Why yes, I fully understand the human genome.

>>81920317
extremely tempting. EXTREMELY.

>>81920032
He clearly doesn't trust you then, whether there's a reason or not, relationships are probably supposed to have both people trust each other.

>>81920961
It's likely that we'll solve genetics in the near future with AI, and general biology not long after. We're readying to enter the new paradigm of artificial evolution.

>>81921045
thats the problem. he says he trusts me, but then he goes and does this shit. i want to believe him, but theres so much evidence to the contrary. just hurts, i guess.

thinking about dying my hair red and neon green

>>81919630
hai meowster hru?

AI bfs soon chat?

im gonna sperm!!!

>>81921198
I haven't been able to find any decent AI bfs. ChatGPT doesnt have esex with me

Meow hossum meow

>>81921239
I like c.ai once I break the sex filters

>>81921268
how do you break the filters though? everyone says this but im retarded and it never works

>>81921198
Can't cuddle with AI, Can't sex AI, Can't get fucked up on drugs with AI, Can't make edgy jokes/statements with AI.

>>81921330
It's either do nothing or pretend to do those things with ai... your choice

hot sticky delicious ai cum

how do you become a normalfag with a normal bf and life after spending your entire adolescence online?

>>81921283
Soft launch chat model triggers it less

>>81921402
tell me when you find out

>>81921148
hiii :D
im good, went for a nice ride earlier. how are you?

>>81920683
I've actually been called handsome by a few people (not family) but when I look in the mirror I think I look like shit.

>>81921450
Oo that sounds super cool! was it a long ride? and I'm okay just stayed home all day

am i seriously the only one here who isnt a gigachad

>>81921402
Why would you wanna be a normalfag they're pretty shitty people

>>81921499
>was it a long ride?
it was about an hour long ride ^^ i took a pic halfway through it
>I'm okay just stayed home all day
awhh why so? and how was that?

>>81921402
slowly transition your life from online to offline. look for reasons and excuses to go outside, like a job, events, clubs, shops and restaurants, volunteering, exercise, etc. take better care of your physical health, and your mental health will reflect it (work out, eat better, maybe learn to cook, sleep more and earlier) normalfags tend to wake up really early, that's the best time to go hunting for bfs. make yourself interesting, discover a passion, or build upon an existing one.

Young Xi Jinping

>>81919844
This will be me soon too lolmao

>>81921534
a hour is pretty long for a ride. and care to share the pics?
just no reason to go out and rare for me to be able to just chill. was nice

>>81920305
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
This guy is an unending source of amusement

>tfw no bf who stinks up the room when he takes off his shoes

i just look like shit and theres nothing i can do

>>81920870
Family guy autist is that you? Oh peeter I sure hope not

>>81921696
This is me but my feet are even more disgusting looking then bunnymutts

Do you stalk people?

>>81921489
>I have low self esteem
You're not special, that's every poster here

>>81921763
I don't have low self esteem yay

>>81921738
Who's that and what do his feet look like?

>>81921564
Young Winnie the Pooh

>>81921741
its on my bucket list of things to do if things dont get better along with killing people and eating them

I like meow but most of his posts are crying for bf spam yay

im so sad no bf... meow :(

>>81921784
He's a poster here with a receding hairline a crooked nose and a incredibly egg shaped head and he has really short but fat wide feet

I'm back home, time to go to the park and run

>>81921879
Wide feet are good. In any case I want a smelly bf like you.

>>81921879
He still looks better than any other self poster lol

Conehead gang ww@

>>81921803
Not true yay

>>81921968
Thrust

>>81921978
hisssss hisssss where bf yay

>>81921905
I want a bottom bf that enjoys the smell of my body
>>81921981
I forgot about brad's megamind head

>>81922020
This but unironically meow meow

What if my fbf smells bad...
I'm scared...

>>81922022
>bradhater is a top
grim

"futurefemboyfriend"
banned

>>81922041
I don't hate brad even if if he is a underage poster and looks weird he's not a bad poster

I love all my r9g fwens

killing people and eating them

>>81922082
none of that is true but thanks my amigo danke schon

>>81922122
>none of that is true
Have you tried looking in the mirror lately? you use your hair to censor that grim head of yours

>tfw no bf to pour hot wax down my asshole

you should all commit suicide, bye

Lavenderanon is so sexy he has to wear a mask in public to avoid instant rape

>>81922151
I have an egg shaped penis and head.

Fuckin finally. Can't wait to shower now I need to get this dirt and sweat off of me I feel so gross all day.

My ravenous hunger is back, I do a little work and suddenly I just want to stuff my fat piggy face with everything I can.

Get a hoagie

I wish my fbf likes huge cocks yay

I should do more yard work before the sun goes down but I'm completely beat, the next days are going to be 90+ degrees and humid though. I hate summer so much. Let me go where it's cool even in the middle of July.

Is it a dealbreaker if a potential fbf likes scat

>>81922672
For me 100% yes. Just fucking gross.

>>81922692
But hes rly nice :(

what if your fbf is pozzed

>>81921736
not the anon you're talking about, Family guy is cool but when it comes to american cartoons I personally prefer American dad and South park

>>81920032
>hes now using the same thing i sent him because someone else told him it was safe
okay, fuck this guy. i give up on him entirely.

>>81922882
That's practically ntr, you should kill him anon

>>81922894
its edating, so its not THAT serious. but its definitely telling.

watching boys twerk on dildos is so hot, I hope my fbf likes me twerking on him, I should practice so I don't look really silly.

Eww, what a disgusting faggot.

>bottom watches bottom porn
huh

people can't self insert anymore?

I want to commit violence

what even is top porn?

twerking is for black women

God fucking damn it I hate existence.
I just want love but anytime I get an opportunity I piss it away until I'm back at square one.
dsygd

>>81923221
>t. never had a bottom twerk on his cock

>>81923273
I've never had a bottom bf :(
>>81923247
>I just want love but anytime I get an opportunity I piss it away until I'm back at square one.
Can't relate because I never get the opportunity. Cute plushie though

I wanna go outside in the breeze but I don't want to see people walking around

>>81923369
the Buddha said: "If you encounter the Buddha on the road, kill him."

>>81923453
I'm basically an aristocrat samurai warrior

thread bottoms, would you date a submissive top bf?

Gave myself a haircut. Lookin good.

>>81923601
Yes but only to bully him

Luring tops off grindr to kill and dismember them before selling their organs to Chinese middlemen instead of working

>>81923601
i will ride him and kiss his ears and pet his hair and call him a good boy

>>81923667
that's a job too, you played yourself

I don't think I could be with a sub top, I need a dom

>>81923667
if you don't wanna work, that becomes your job
there's alot of overtime and not many days off

>>81923700
They say if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life

>>81923670
I cry myself to sleep knowing I will never have this
>>81923654
rude

>>81923601
>would you date a
yes, beggars cant be choosers

>tfw no bf whos slowly drinking himself to death

Can't sell a liquor soaked liver, stop that

>>81923815
i did that once but now i'm 3 years sober >:3c

wanted to go out to a social event today but it started to rain hard so instead i stayed home and played video games with my eastern european friend

I only drink on weekends so my liver isn't being pushed too hard

wishing I'd asked the latino bottom I lo-fi erp'd with itt his d*scord kind of day...

>>81924381
what's lo-fi erp?

Drunk on boyfeet

I swear once I get my driver's license I will take over the word, become supreme leader, and most challenging of all, get a boyfriend that loves cuddling and kisses.

>>81924405
it's a nice way to say r9gay-tier

I vill never get my license

>>81924432
being a brown haired brown eyed boy like picrel is painful thanks for reminding me

>>81924447
bro you need your license
drivers license is the blackest pill

>>81924435
ahh okie, I remember a dutch guy making me cum without touching myself then he just disappeared, I guess nonnies just like to disappear.

>>81924484
yeahhhhh.... that was in fact me

>>81924447
Unless you live somewhere with great public transportation (i.e. not 99.99% of the US), you need a car to get places.
It's never too late to get a license. Just find an older family member who wants to help you out, maybe an uncle, and ask them to teach you how to drive. They will be happy to oblige.
It's better to bloom late than never.

>>81924506
O.o small thread I guess XD

>>81924526
I think it was kinda funny that anons in the thread just 100% ignored (and ignore) us, uhm...
would you ever be up for a round 2?

>>81924545
yea that is pretty funny, I'd be down to go again sometime, you're a fun guy :D
I hope you're a top btw.

>>81924524
I live in the US and I will simply never do it

>>81924574
puh-lease drop a disc...

posting r9gays disc to soc teehee

>>81924623
sure think cutie, here's my alt so my main doesn't get posted on soc and cuz I'm closeted and don't want my friends to possibly see my name on here O.o
cowpoke88

>erping with a closetfag
grim times in r9gay

>>81924707
what's the issue? I'm an incel anyway.

prisongay general newfag

>>81921665
>and care to share the pics?
not on here :p but maybe another time!!!

>>81921682
im glad you think so atleast TwT i still dont know what it is

>look up gaydar methods
>everyone says to pay attention to what people he stares at the most
>hang out with him
>he stares at cowtits and teenage boys
Am I cooked?

>>81924965
fair. and a tripfag is basically someone who gets trips (3 of the same number on the post numbers)

No a tripfag is when you stick your foot out and trip anon

>>81924965
fair..a tripfag is just someone who uses a tripcode

>>81925004
oh, thanks for explaining :D
i'd post it on any thread that isn't this one lol

>>81925024
oh.. im kinda gullible sorry TwT

is there a single other person here who feels theyre irredeemable ugly or is it really only me
im gonna cry

>>81924981
There's a boy that I'm interested in and I dropped a bunch of hints for him but I feel like he didn't pick any of them up at all

>>81925028
What's wrong with us huh
Think you're too good for us?
Slut!

>>81925042
Its not just you m8. Ive felt this way about myself for years now. I make the Elephant Man look like Billy Herrington

>>81925098
ahh no!! I didn't mean it like that im sorry

>>81925121
is there any hope for us

>>81914389 (OP)
>Not attracted to anyone before high school
>Like men right after puberty
Make this make sense

Define irredeemably ugly

>>81925263
Make what make sense? Puberty causing a sex drive? That's what it's there for.

>>81925263
i wasnt attracted to anyone in highschool

>>81925269
fucked up face
at my low weight i remain a fat pig
i see myself in a reflection in public and i want to run into traffic

>>81925284
But why am I attracted to guys?

>>81925263
>>81925311
Hit with the mkultra faggot beam
Many such cases

>>81925247
Cant tell anymore. Would like to believe hope floats .

>>81925311
Because you are? Science hasn't definitively proven the cause yet. Something something hormones in the womb, genetic links, having older brothers, whatever it might be. You could come up with all sorts of plausible sounding evolutionary speculative babble. Point is, it happens. It's part of nature. It's who you are.

glad im not gay

>>81925028
>>81925038
don't be sorry 4chan language is the dumbest shit ever

Remember it could always be worse, you could be Indian

I hate normalfags that are naturally social and charming

>>81925451
There's no such thing as naturally social. It's developed over many years.
Your parents socially malnourished you as a child.

>>81925458
No there definitely is, or there are at least normalfags who are energized by other people and addicted to socializing to the degree where they can smoothly manipulate any social situation to what they want

i was relatively normal until 11 or 12 years old

>>81925472
What do you think happened to change you

Extroversion is symptomatic of being an npc with no soul

>>81925495
This is a cope. You're coping.

>tfw my dumbass almost had a heatstroke because I forgot to open the window
Need bf to drop a bucket of ice on me

>>81925502
*drops a 60 pound block of ice on you, crushing your head and neck*

>>81925525
Does this mean I get a bf before I die at least?

>>81925501
Am I though?
I don't wanna be an extrovert why would I

>>81925533
The bf is the block of ice

>>81925533
when you put it that way I guess it's a fair trade

>>81925534
It's objectively the more successful and happier way of life for humans. Your faults and insecurities disappear when you have social approval.

>>81925489
mom kept moving me, i started spending more time by myself during school, i didnt have to share a computer anymore, everyone started to figure out some people are weird faggots

took a nap today and I'm sleepy again

>>81926073
whats wrong with that? i take 2 naps some days

Normalise siestas

>tfw no loving boyfriend to cut myself for

>>81920683
>acid attack
at least that would make my face look interesting if the underlying base was good.

>wear one of these
I unironically would if i could


this is the unspoken life of the 19 years old GayCel.
the Truth that the media doesn't want you to see.
If you thought incel rage was bad, wait until you see gaycel rage.

>>81926607
>19 year old gaycel
go have sex you emo twink.

>>81926631
>just have sex
why did i never think of this before!

>>81925042
>>81925121
>>81926607
you guys should team up or something

>>81926666
i bet they are both chads compared to me

r9gay's storm battalion(read: ugly mfers)

>>81926631
the only twink thing i have is my body, and everyone know the twink is in the face.
true gaycels like me don't want meaningless sex and hookups. That would be falling for the postmodernist hypergamous culture.

>>81926715
>i could have casual sex
>i-i just dont want to fall for the postmodernist hypergamous culture!
i am the lone gaycel

Eating pineapple late at night

>>81926722
my point was that sex isn't the target. not that i can achieve that, i never tried, i never did.
But every homosexual with no standards can have casual sex. have you seen some of the people on grindr? for gays it's especially easy. I can't believe that if you made an account on grindr right now you wouldn't get anything going at all. there's always desperate horny guys. but you'd just end up fucking or getting fucked by some fat rando from grindr, and that would leave you with nothing but a feeling of emptiness.

I know if i could have the certainty that a guy will love me and not cheat on me, i'd do anything for him. I'd literally cut off my own legs for him. that's what it is about. not some pounding on a cheap dirty mattress with some random guy you met on grindr.

>>81926869
>words words words
you can have sex yet you refuse
so you are not a gaycel
fucking retard go fuck yourself

>>81926892
"MAYBE you can have meaningless hookups with people 30 years older than you who probably have std's and who know what else, therefore you're not a gaycel!!"

you're dumb, sorry. you are a fakegaycel probably.

>>81926945
not reading your garbage post fakegaycel

>>81926953
yet you just did.

>>81926607
D-Did I make this post and forget??? Are you litterally me anon!?!?!

>>81926975
never read it never will

>>81926715
What's ugly about you?

>>81927008
hes chadsexual

I didn't realise so many indians posted here

>>81927069
an indian flesh blob creature hit by a train at 1000 mph mogs me x100000000000000000000000000000

>>81926992
we are gaycel legion

>>81926997
you just did again

>>81927008
my face.

>>81927013
literally just 4 requirements: be white, don't be retarded, don't be obese, and be at most 11 years older than me.
if a guy that meets these loves me, i'll love him back with every fiber of my being.

Summoning hue to demolish these retard gaycel chuds

>>81927095
>he just needs to be 10 billion iq white einstein giga-god-chad or i wont go out with him!!!
>but i am a gaycel!!!!

>>81927108
As if Hue has ever said anything actually meaningful in this thread

>people have said im cute and tried to meetup with me
>girl asked me to be her bf in highschool
>dont have social anxiety but never talk to anyone so speaking is awkward and an afterthought
>still a virgin at 21++
ignore these teens and feel bad for me instead

>>81927144
im in ur same position anon, ur not special

>>81927178
why do you lie to me? nobody else is a virgin at 21++

>>81927227
i will be in 3 months

>my life is fucking over at 18 because tfw no bf >:((((((((((((((((((((((((

I used to be ugly as shit as a kid because I was fat. I lost like 100 pounds and started a skin routine (I got bullied at school for doing so) and look fine now like 6 years later. Started hitting the gym too. But really unless you're retarded or disfigured it is not hard to become reasonably attractive. Despite autism or whatever you may have

im attractive enough but i have a severe aversion to intimacy and kind of homophobic w/ all of the little neuroticisms youd expect to come with those

thats an ai generated post btw

artificial intelligence generated bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlEs6Dku9y0

brehs... i have to wake up in 3 hours

>>81927108
sorry, but gaycel chuds are here to stay, and there's NOTHING you can do about that.

>>81927347
this but unironically.
your lovelife

>>81927116
making fun of my misery. du bist ein fakecel

>>81927365
it's better to be a lamborghini with a broken engine than to be a honda civic in working conditions.

>>81925038
You shouldn't have unrestricted internet access and I do mean that unironically

>>81925495
Based-est post itt

I BELIEVE IN A WORLD WHERE WE CAN BOTH BE HAPPY AND HAVE EVERYTHING WE WANT
AFFIRM

What do you guys think of my epic sideburns?

sideburns are gross desu shave that shit off

bwos... i have to wake up in 2 hours

>>81928296
thats barely a sideburn

>>81928315
I'm trying man
>>81928302
I might since Anon did not like it

pleeeeeeeeeeeease don't bully me mr. hung femboy

>>81928332
i mean everything has to start somewhere, but yeah... youll have to try harder

alright they're gone

>>81928363
much better desu

>>81928363
nice hair anon!

>>81928374
thanks, it's my only positive physical quality
>>81928369
Yea they kinda looked like shit

>he went nonverbal again
sigh...

>tf no bf to send to the bf olympics

noooooo bunnyanon don't graduate from r9gay aaaaaaaaaaaa

Two years ago, the proudest boast was ["I am not a normie"]. Today, in the world of fakecels, the proudest boast is "Ich bin ein Truecel!"... All incel men, wherever they may live, are truecels, and therefore, as an incel, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Truecel!"

that's it
im tired of being a trvecell...
im going to a gay bathhouse and sell my virginity to the the first 60+ man i see

Meow need cuddles in my cuddle holes meow

>ate big plate of ribs last night
>wake up
>feel hungry again
Is this what getting fat feels like?

>>81928947
ribs for breakfast sounds great

>>81928820
you truly don't get the essence of being a truecel.
you are a fakecel

>>81928820
>>81928794
>>81927989
>>81927144
>>81926992

when you guys are such true gaycels, why aren't you posting in the ugly faggots thread on soc?
>>soc/34151648

>>81929126
I get the feeling like I'll talk to one of them for a month, imagine my entire life with them (meeting up, dating, sexing, moving in together all that sappy shit) only to lose contact sooner or later because I'm too plain and boring as a friend, I can give good mental health advice, but that's all I'm good for so the moment all the mental health issues are resolved, I'm useless.
It doesn't hurt me as much as it used to but when the same shit happens over and over while you expect a different result over and over, it makes you not want to try anymore.

>>81929271
what are you anon? amerimutt? europoor?

>>81929410
I'd rather not reveal that since I'd like to avoid confrontation whenever possible.

>>81929437
but then how am i supposed to know if you're a potential boyfriend candidate?
how am i supposed to escape inceldom..

>>81929682
I'm not a candidate because I'm an unlikeable sperg, and not attractive enough to compensate for it.
even if I were, it wouldn't last forever.

only us FtMs can be trvegaycells
our bodies are too small and soft to be appealing to bottoms
our fish smelling pink mussy (man pussy) repels all tops
our mostly hairless body scares all switches
our weak facial hair and wierd voice makes all prison gay feel disgusted
we, FtM trannies, are truly alone
thus the only trvecells

>>81929765
nothing lasts forever.
In chasing the unreachable eternal, one foregoes the graspable present.

Morning r9g

The yearly story yard cleanup saga has begun, just did the trimming and it feels like my hip is killing me. This fat neet body is falling apart.

>>81929764
Bunnymutt has gone off the deep end

>>81929924
i can have some sympathy for your condition, but i've never interacted with one of your kind at length so i don't really know.
of course if you undergo medical procedures that turn you into a clinical freak you're going to have a bad time.

I'm a truecel because I'm too tall to have sex, I'm the last real gaybot on 4chan and have been for years now
>>81929928
That's all well and good but since I'm not a zoomer I remember owning things so I know that I game I bought I could play for eternity if I wanted to, it would always be on demand, just like my printed comics etc. etc.
So if a bf is not always there, he might as well never be since it's worse to lose something you had than to never have it in the first place.

>>81929978
Holy based
Best post outside containment in ages

>>81930026

Am I not a trucel gaybot as well? 35 years old, complete KHHV, no friends, loser in every sense of the word.

>>81930040
No because you have money and live alone and live in America where you can easily find other gay men if you wanted to and all of your issues are a direct result of your laziness and inaction. Also you're normal height

>>81930035
Some of us aren't into shota though

>>81930087
Idk I think even non shoposters might agree after one look at the catty
This board sucks ass lol

>>81930087
it makes normalniggers seethe though so I fw it.

>>81930026
yeah but like...
I'm a gaycel too, but i don't really think that i should try to change your mind any more, so keep on rotting ig, and i'll keep on doing that too until someone spawns into my life.

>>81929928
>nothing lasts forever.
And it's fucking retarded and I hate it.

hii r9gay :D it's super hot today and im overheating

>>81930377
Drink water meow3 don't die

>>81930377
mmm I can catch a whiff of that sweaty man musk

>>81930377
>super hot
>temp looks like it's in the mid-upper 70s F at most

I wish it were that cool here.

>>81930464
it's around 88 F
besides im not built for heat TwT

>>81930411
thanks i will :D

>>81930460
....

>>81930544
When I look on google maps I don't see temps above 77 or so in Sweden.

I also assume no a/c because euro.

>>81930360
it is what it is. once one can accepts that the eternal is unobtainable, one can focus on enjoying what is limited in time. which is what i would do much more easily if i wasn't a gaycel.

gaycel is the new chadbot spam now or?

Do I tell my bf im BPD or let him find out eventually?

>>81930562
well there is :3
>I also assume no a/c
yes... :C

>never going to a psychologist so I can't be diagnosed with anything so I don't have to tell anybody how fucked up I am because I don't have the proper terminology to describe it
hehehoho

>>81930611
North part of the country, near the Baltic coast? I find the warmer parts. It just surprised me that the north would be warmer than the south.

>>81930629
>North part of the country, near the Baltic coast?
yeah pretty much
>It just surprised me that the north would be warmer than the south.
yeah it's weird lol, sleeping is a nightmare D:

how hot is it for you anon?

>>81930637
77F but it' just now 10:30 in the morning. Will be up to around 90 and also humid. Is it humid there?

>>81930593
non gaycels have real life.
the internet is the only dwelling for faulty products like us
so where else do you expect to find this demographic if not here.

Incels are mostly just mentalcels
Gaycels are just mentally ill gay men

>>81930668
>Will be up to around 90
holy :0 ur gonna melt
>Is it humid there?
only a little

Meowster did you remember to brush your teef and wash your face this morning?

>>81930711
Well I have a/c so it isn't that bad, still going outside is like walking into an oven.

>>81929924
>our fish smelling pink mussy (man pussy) repels all tops
>our mostly hairless body scares all switches
neither of these are true faggot

>>81929924
yeah you should probably just kill yourself now

>>81930728
yes :3 i brushed my teeth, took a shower and cleaned my room a little. then i got on roblox and still am

>>81930735
>still going outside is like walking into an oven.
real, especially when you wear black oversized hoodies 24/7

tfw no ftm bf (originally)

>>81930701
say that to my gaycel face i dare you.

>>81930765
Good job, you're miles ahead of r9gays hygiene standard then

>>81930765
You should dress more weather appropriately and show off that cute femboy body.

>>81930813
Shut up whore don't corrupt the youth

I'd rather be a gincel than date an FtM, I am gay because I fucking hate women, dating an FtM would ruin the whole point of why I choose to be gay.
It's a shame FtM's are the only "men" I attract.

>>81930765
How good is meowster at doomspire brickbattle?

>>81930821
What would you do if you fell in love with a guy and then you discovered he was ftm

>>81930818
He is an unironic pedophile

>>81930799
i hope not, y'all don't brush your teeth???
>>81930813
... you've never seen my body, and when did i say im a femboy??

>>81930830
oh lol i only played it a little, not my style ^^

btw just found out i can slide this blue slider to help with the captchas

Reminder that hating women is a massive red flag in "gay" men. See >>81930821

>>81930851
More like a massive green flag. Howevr I think ftm are based

>>81930844
>btw just found out i can slide this blue slider to help with the captchas
Meow3 is such a silly little retardz it's wholesome but I'm kinda scared for his safety given how this thread is only filled with bots, predators and trolls these days. You should just gtfo but I know you won't listen to this.

>>81930831
Lose interest if I'm not dating "him"
If I am already dating "him" and discover that, I would treat the relationship as over, since at that point I'd be expecting a cunt-induced chimpout over stupid shit as cunts tend to do.

>>81930867
hey im new to all this D:
besides this website isn't my life so dw

>>81930844
You wouldn't believe it meowster..
Do you play minecraft or are younger zoomers done with that now

>>81930844
I thought you said you were a femboy? Am I wrong?

>>81930884
>Do you play minecraft or are younger zoomers done with that now
yes i play minecraft, i grew up with it, it's my fav game ever. I played it yesterday

>>81930885
i might have said that idrk, you're not wrong though

>>81930701
physically and mentally ill

Do you like the boykisser cat meowster?

but really i am just physically ill
none of you would understand i know

>>81930934
uh yeah :3

>tfw no bf to chop me into pieces and eat me

>>81930958
dead plate??

>>81930958
i would do that if you loved me.

Do you like only cats or bunny too
Your safety depends on this answer

do u guys have short lenght or medium length hair

>>81930967
pleeeeaseee i would do anything

>>81931002
>do u guys have short lenght or medium length hair
medium length i guess

>>81931021
mines short but i think i looked better with medium length cause it covers up a bit of my alien skull
of course none of you would know how that feels because you are all chads

>>81931049
im sure it's not that alien anon c'mon!!! ^^ also im defo not a chad lol

How long is 'medium' hair anyway? Mine is shoulder length.

>>81931002
Back to neck length but it was shoulder before

>>81931002
mom, dad, i finally did it. my gaycel days are over

the original femboy?? :0

where are the cute trannies

Does meowster support monarchism or is he a social dem libtard swede
And why he no answer if bunnys are good

>>81931323
They were cast into the Outer Darkness, The Land of No Return!

>>81931313
he's little you

being attractive should be a crime

>tfw no fakegaycel futurefemboyfriend

https://youtu.be/0qSVlTMdQ5M
Thank you I needed this :heart:

>>81931151
you finally get a boyfriend and you immediately eat him...

>>81931337
Probably because you didn't (you) him retard vague poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIWFfbLWIY0

>>81931337
>Does meowster support monarchism or is he a social dem libtard swede
politics are way over my head so, no comment
>And why he no answer if bunnys are good
bunnies are awesome, cats are my fav tho :D

>>81931359
..thanks :D , i don't have green eyes though

>>81931564
yeahhh, doesn't mean they're dumb tho!! :/

>>81931588
what eye color do you have then? green eyes are kinda ugly anyways

green is the best actually

How is r9gay doing on this silly and unserious evening?

>>81931714
light blue :p

>>81931534
if i don't eat him i won't get a boyfriend, and die a gaycel though...
the things we do for love...

>>81931744
life is serious business.

>>81931840
Nothing serious about my life pal.

Cookie bf

>>81931725
i extremely disagree

>>81931759
any blue is super cute, actually the best

>>81931866
I'll cut your eyes out :>

I'm suddenly feeling very bad for no reason, woah. Not felt like this since like febuary/march when I thought I was in major health trouble. Likely just anxiety again but I'm not really stressed out about anything.

>>81931866
>any blue is super cute, actually the best
:D whats your eye color anon?

>>81931894
..pic, lock him up

>>81931906
have you gone to any shady diners lately

>>81931906
it's the hot season, make sure to hydrate. drink a water or take some vitamins anon :D

>>81931928

No.

>>81931948

I am staying hydrated I think, just randomly I'll feel really bad. I don't think it's anything serious. I have meds to control my heart rate so it doesn't spike too high.

>>81931855
that is a serious problem.

>>81931928
i wanna go to a diner

>>81931993
you live in sweden right? wanna meet in goteborg?

Who's gonna die first r9g story or the other anon with internal bleeding in his ass
Taking all bets

With this post i condemn this thread of fakecels to its doom, its decline into the archives.
a true incel doesn't even care anymore. a true incel just wants to see the world burn.

>>81932037
>you live in sweden right? wanna meet in goteborg?
hmmm, if we meet in goteborg we might as well go to liseberg ^^

>>81932037
wait are you swedish anon? :0

>>81931894
jeez your really trying to steal my eyes

>>81931924
there green/hazel

Poor meowster is gonna get raped just like meow2(pbuh)

>>81932125
>there green/hazel
ooo nice!!! :D

>>81932127
pic.. wdym???

>>81932087
yes that sounds fun
>>81932095
norwegian

Bunnymutt is going to stare a hole through you with his serial killer gaze and greasy eyes

>>81932168
>yes that sounds fun
I've only ever been to grona lund so I'd imagien yeah :D im afraid of heights though..
>norwegian
ohhh okay

>>81932193
are you free anytime the next 7 days? my work starts august 1st
my discord oldpairofboots

>>81932252
>are you free anytime the next 7 days?
yeah well you see anon, idrk know you at all. so sorry D:
>my work starts august 1st
how's your summer break been?
>my discord oldpairofboots
doesn't work

I need someone to give me attention or I'm gonna cry myself to death
I think the post timer is making fun of me actually

>lies about my discord not working
well i tried
>>81932333
hello

>>81932333
Henlo there, Anon.
How was your day?

Yay killing myself yay

>>81932340
>>81932349
Hi anons my day was ok I'm just sad and stressed for no reason now. What about yous?

>>81932381
Not if I kill myself first!

>>81932418
Lik i care gag

>>81932386
i got drunk
i made eye contact with a tall guy at the store
that was my day

>>81932386
At the train station a fat woman got tired, sat down on the ground and couldn't get up, so I had to help her.
Work went quickly.
So a boring day.

>>81932159
what's your favorite eye color?

>>81932476
That's nice, I wish I saw a cute/hot guy today too
>>81932545
Odd encounter... But at least you helped someone right? That's good.. Or so they say..

I'm not an underage little swedish boy so I'll never have a bf...

>>81932597
i see a cute hot guy every day since im gaycel and a fat middle aged short plumber gigamogs me

>>81932730
I look underage enough to attract pedophiles but I'm so terrified of getting abandoned that I won't give any of them a chance
those fuckers will leave me the second I hit the wall, they can go fuck themselves.

Meow I look very overage where bf

>>81932597
When I see people clearly in need of help I usually try to help them. The idea being if I help people who struggle now, in the future there will be people who will help me out when I'm struggling.
I feel nothing by helping people.
Sometimes I can get slightly annoyed with them because they often refuse help at first, so I stand there awkwardly for a moment, they finally realize they do need help, and I can finally help them. This is mostly a problem with the elderly.

>>81932340
vid

>>81932581
brown i think, or blue ^^

also on an unrelated note, i hurt my toe falling down the stairs D:

>>81931313
>greek femboy
Aww look who can't say CATAMITE

>>81932965
>Aww look who can't say CATAMITE
ohh yeah!! and sorry english isn't my first language

>>81931313
If you like this shit, youre not gay. This is a drawing of a woman.

hey i like masculine men too

>>81932900
brown and blue are the best. wish i had brown. and that sounds painful is hell be careful.

>>81933061
the real question is: are you a masculine men?

>>81933062
>wish i had brown.
i like how dark colors make the pupils look huge, it's cute :D
>and that sounds painful is hell be careful.
the pains mostly gone now, im clumsy TwT

>>81933206
i wouldn't say so, i think im more feminine than masculine