Desperate virgin of /r9k/ why don't you just go to an escort? I'm not trolling I'm genuinely curious

>>81916055 (OP)
I want to hire an escort for a month to be my girlfriend. Not even for sex but to just cuddle and shop and chill and hear her stories

>>81916055 (OP)
is the obvious reason why not not clear to you?

>>81916055 (OP)
Escorts in the uk cost 100 to 200 for an hour
Who the fuck has that kind of money
Who the fuck thinks a woman is worth that amount for 1 hour

>>81916055 (OP)
>Goyim incel why dont you pay to fuck one of our whores?
>posts a jewess whore

LMAO. This thread will die now.

>>81916055 (OP)
There's too much shady shit around that business. Enough for me to be worried about my safety or about potentially getting scammed. That's the first thing. The second thing is, that prostitutes are just so callous. The one good thing about having sex with them vs regular women is that I can tell a prostitute that I'm a virgin beforehand, which would ease my mind. But the sort of reactions I've seen from them regarding such information is just so cold and dismissive. So it leads me to believe that there's a good chance it would be a bad experience, with the prostitute just wanting to get this over with as soon as possible. There's also a third thing. I find women who have engaged in promiscuous behavior disgusting. And that disgust could very negatively impact my experience.

>>81916206
An escort isn't a prostitute you dinge discharge. An escort you pay for company and they might offer to sleep with you if you're not a total chud. A prostitute is your mom

>>81916055 (OP)
>Desperate virgin of /r9k/ why don't you just go to an escort? I'm not trolling I'm genuinely curious
I've done it 18.5 times. I just can't get fully aroused, or cum, if my partner does not desire me. Even if they are decent at GFE, which is not a given. The only time I came was from a lubed hand-job, then she kicked me out early (with a part-refund) and wouldn't give me time to penetrate her. Kinda ruined the mood.
As a NEET, it's just too fucking expensive to fuck an escort anywhere near often enough to overcome my issues. Even at my peak, it was only 3-4 times a year. I just want a post-fertile fuck-buddy who is safe to nut in on a regular basis, but I am too incel for even that.

>>81916250
What?
>might offer to sleep with you
You're retarded man.

>>81916250
>An escort isn't a prostitute
Yes it is. It just has a fancier name to get around the issue of legality.

>>81916055 (OP)
It is easy, cheaper and less risky to jerk off and porn actresses look better. Also it was never about sex, it is about social acceptance and leading a normal life like everyone else, it is just that being human we tend to fixate on sex.

I would unironically fuck this Chudette

>>81916289
We can debate semantics until the cows come home but most professional escort services are not sex workers otherwise known as prostitutes and treating them that way will get you blacklisted

>>81916055 (OP)
I did exactly that at a young age and have had sex with numerous escorts/prostitutes/sex workers since then, however you want to think of them.

>>81916055 (OP)
where do you find male escorts?

>>81916327
If it walks like a duck and quacks like duck, then it's a fucking duck. They can get offended at that all they want, but it's the truth.

>>81916359
You don't need one. Just hop on Grindr and you'll have a whole gay orgy set up in no time.

>>81916327
>>81916362
1st anon has a point about actual escorts being companions who accompany a rich person to an event or something, but if they're fucking then they're prostitutes with extra steps. If she's taking money to make an appearance and indirectly, eventually, give up some ass then she's still a prostitute

>>81916359
Faggots are easy and disgusting, just hop on grindr or sniffies

>>81916055 (OP)
I'm saving my virginity for my first girlfriend, who will love me. I'm already past 30, but I still believe.

>>81916367
I'm not a guy, I've tried hinge but no luck
>>81916377
not a guy

>>81916055 (OP)
Please, don't post female chud here ever again.

>>81916422
Are you a "non binary" or a tranny? Actual woman? Maybe try private delights or tryst

>>81916434
actual woman, born with a pussy

never heard of either of those

>>81916410
Is it really worth it, if she wouldn't even appreciate it? Women are disgusted by male sexual inexperience. Women want the kind of men that all the other women want, so the kind that would have plenty of sexual experience. Your virginity would most likely have to be something for her to either look past or not be aware of. It would do you wonders to just go and have sex with a bunch of prozzies with the aim of learning the ropes of having sex and getting past any mental blocks you might have built up. And then getting a gf would become much easier. She probably would be extremely unhappy that you used to fuck prostitutes, but it's much easier to conceal the fact that the sex you had was with prostitutes, than to conceal virginity.

>>81916422
>I'm not a guy, I've tried hinge but no luck
It's okay. Maybe try going out to public places? Try to strike up a conversation with a guy you find cute about something relating to that place?

>>81916445
I'm a dude and lost my virginity to an escort/hooker/prostitute. Honestly dude, you're a woman, you don't need to pay for sex. If you're a busy woman making 250k a year and have no time for relationships or dating then that makes sense, but if you're down in the dumps, you've low self-esteem and aren't feeling your best then maybe work on that before paying for it. Do you want your first experience to be with a person who isn't feeling you, isn't emotionally or sexually attracted to you, is only there for the money, has an act or persona locked down, and only sees you as a "client" and nothing more? You're free to do whatever you want with your money and your life, but you can lose weight, dress differently, get on head meds if you need to, and since you're a woman there is less pressure for you to carry the conversation or even start it.

Oops I guess it didnt die lol. Jews called in reinforcements.

>>81916478
I'm introverted
>>81916537
I'm busy with college

>>81916596
>I'm introverted
The guy could carry the conversation for you. You'd just need to say 'hi', and maybe ask him a question.

>>81916596
How old are you? You don't have to get specific.
Can't drink yet?
Can drink?
Can rent a car?
Are you so busy that you can't hookup with someone off a dating app? I'm not buying it. But, you're free to pay for sex if you find a website or agency or something. I've paid for it. Paid sex can be sterile, clinical, mechanical, and unsatisfying.
Ymmv

>>81916650
if I couldn't drink then I wouldn't be 18, and then I wouldn't be here

I don't make enough money to rent a car

and with the dating apps, nothing ever goes anywhere on them

>>81916662
Are you european? Ameritards can't drink until they're 21. Buy a vibrator or dildo bro. join a club or group, give the apps another go and you'll score, you're a woman.

>>81916688
I'm Australian
I own both
and I'm introverted, struggle to talk to people unless it's online
also I still use hinge

>>81916696
It is legal in australia, I think.
T. Ameritard
You can google male escort in australia and go down the rabbit hole, maybe go on reddit and make a fake and gay throwaway account and ask there, too, if you're dead serious.
Maybe work on your introversion, make your profile better, idk. You're a woman, you really don't need to go down thar avenue. Hell, you could sell sex and get fucked that way instead. Isn't that ironic? You could solve your problem by flipping it around

>>81916055 (OP)
she looks like a chudette lmfao

>>81916055 (OP)
Not a virgin, but have not had sex in over 8 years.
If I wanted soulless sex, I would just hook up with a bitch. Its really easy to do. Why the fuck would you pay for it?

>>81916055 (OP)
I don't want to catch herpes or hpv or some incurable shit. I could deal with something curable but I don't want to spend the rest of my life having to deal with that shit.
>it's not a big deal bro everyone has it
I don't care.

No one want to fuck one of your hooked nose whores kike lol

>>81916055 (OP)
because we want validation, not sex. We want a woman to surrender herself to us willingly because she is attracted to us. Something you kikes will never understand.

>>81916055 (OP)
because prostitution is illegal where I live

>>81916123
It's called having a job.

Because I only deal with other people when I absolutely have to.

>>81916055 (OP)
most "incels" want unconditional love and affection from a loyal stacey

>>81916123
sounds better than the $500usd for one that looks like she might not have aids but likely still does

>>81916055 (OP)
Being a whore isn't going to fix me

>>81916596
>im busy with college
Just talk to the cute guy in your class wtf. Why would you ever want to pay for sex as a bio woman?

>>81916055 (OP)
Going to an escort without researching fair market price, comparing services from various women on different platforms, and learning what to say and what the terminology means will inevitably lead you to being scammed by overpriced whores the first time or so. It's best done with a mentor or guide. I suggest your first time be in a foreign land that used the proper terminology but has legal oversight and taxes them as service workers. Might end up costing the same amount depending and where you are and where you go compared to being scammed by your first whore.

I got scammed by 5x the standard rate, if you're wondering how my first time went

>>81916250
Escorts are prostitutes that are considered higher class, and thus typically cost more. Both are whores

>>81916055 (OP)
Sometimes I go and pay a bit extra at an asian massage parlor but I'm too much of a pussy to go all the way.

i don't care about not sticking my dick in a girl's hole. it's not about the sex. it's about never having even been considered an option. it's about never having a woman approach me of her own volition or reciprocate interest in the few instances that I've hinted at mine. i desire a relationship. i want someone to want me for me, or to somehow see value in me.

paying money to a prostitute or escort won't resolve that fundamental insecurity that was born of decades of being overlooked or ignored. it will just inevitably make me feel worse about myself. i'd be doing something morally bankrupt or something i am somewhat morally against. the escort would only be showing me interest due to the money involved. it's also largely illegal here.

i want a woman to want me for me. i want to be desired or chosen. I never wanted a hook-up or the like and was largely against them growing up. I thought things would develop naturally with a girl over time. That never happened. I never went out of my way to try dating. I assume since it never naturally happened throughout my life I must not have any dating value whatsoever. I desire a relationship, but at this point in my life I view myself as too inadequate and undeserving of one. I wanted my first time to be with someone I actually like and know. I wanted it to be a moment of intimacy, not a paid experience.

At the same time, I am not going to immediately say yes to the first person who expresses interest. I am looking at actual compatibility and mutual attraction. I still have desires for a family one day, but I long since stopped believing that it'd actually happen. I've been ignored for decades. No one suspects there's an issue with me, yet at the same time no one considers me even a prospect for a relationship. I am not going to waste my time in some desperate bid to market worthless goods at this point in my life.