Who would you marry bio femanons? You can't get divorced for at least 20 years. Choose based on the information given and reply.

>>81920613 (OP)
3 seems the least terrible with a pretty low bodycount

>>81920613 (OP)
>Asks for bio foids
>Nobody replies
kek

you forgot to add number 6 will make you cookies
>le cookies are ready :)

>>81920667
Those are protein cookies, he'll eat all of them by himself and get protein farts.

>>81920665
the original thread with just images of bodies got much more replies

>>81920613 (OP)
3 wtf how is it even a question

>>81920680
Which original? This is like the fifth husband thread.

>90mph rock
Dude would be throwing balls over 100 and would be a superstar.

>>81920694
He could be like Uncle Rico and exaggerate his abilities.

>>81920613 (OP)
No one is going to pick 2 kek, i assume 4 or 3 will be the most popular as according to past threads, being asian wasn't too much of a dealbreaker. Last thread the Andrew Tate fan was unpopular so I assume 6 will be unpopular this time

>>81920613 (OP)
you should have included at least one that made six figures

>>81920711
Then it would say "lies about throwing rocks 90mph".

>>81920733
There was one in every past thread and nobody picked them unless they were physically attractive.

>>81920613 (OP)
I struggle to understand the inclusion of 2 in this chart. There's literally *nothing* appealing about him to the female eye. It's all just flaws.

>>81920754
Men here say they would choose a 0 bodycount virgin 3/10 woman over a 9/10 stacy. So I'm just seeing what femanons think.

>>81920766
A lack of any sexual experience for a man is considered a huge flaw. At least give him a massive salary in the next edition of something.

>>81920788
you didn't listen to his reply
the whole point was to find out if fembots have the same ideas around virginity as robots

>>81920613 (OP)
1 is literally me except my bodies are zero.
>talks about what could have been
Literally all I ever do is talk about Highschool and Berlin 1945
I am 32.

>>81920801
Are you an alien that came to planet Earth yesterday?

>>81920802
>if coach would've put me in 4th quarter, we'd have been state champions. no doubt, no doubt in my mind

>>81920613 (OP)
can you make list with normal guys next time?

>>81920613 (OP)
1 would physically hit me/hurt me
2 looks one minor inconvenience away from becoming trans
3 would cheat on me
4 would cheat on me and would gaslight me about it
5 looks like he wants to fuck his mom and he would treat me like a low iq retard
6 would cheat on me

id rather stay femcel thx

I would do ANYTHING for the 3 guy

>>81920830
i wouldn't cheat on you foid

>>81920828
What is your definition of a normal guy?

>>81920841
But you are also not a cute gym rat east asian guy.

>>81920868
no i am a reclusive gym rat irish/welsh guy

>>81920613 (OP)
Literally all of these men are completely undateable. wtf are those cons

>>81920613 (OP)
5 is most attractive but a whore :( so 2

>>81920897
How are they undateable? Most of them are above average in looks and their cons are actually less than an average man.

>>81920907
What is your rationale for picking 2? Are you a real woman?

>>81920855
without mental illnesses/autism and substance abuse

>>81920948
3,4,5,6 don't have mental illnesses or substances abuse.

>>81920613 (OP)
why are they all so broke lmao

>>81920999
The average salary in the US for 20-25 year olds is $40k.

>>81920613 (OP)
20/F, 4 and 5 are the best but 4 strikes me as out of my league. I would marry 5. Reviews of all of them are as follows.
>1
I don't care about muscles, and being called 'baby girl' would probably make my skin crawl. Daily drinking and constantly reminiscing on the past are both huge nos for me.
>2
Being asked if I'm okay and having to give reassurance that much would irritate me. I have no desire to be a man's mother or therapist. Also not a huge fan of omelets though I'm glad he's found a hobby in cooking.
>3
I'm an atheist so I sincerely doubt someone that religious would have any interest in me anyway. I don't care for muscles and someone who's willing to break a nose outside of a boxing ring is a headcase imo. It would be a matter of time before he's breaking my nose.
>4
Not sure why OP thinks crying on command is a pro or why talking with your hands or owning scarves would be a con but to each their own. He's pretty and funny, but calling his ex his muse would definitely hurt my feelings a lot. I knit, so I could add to his scarf collection. Perhaps we would not date but I would be his illicit scarf dealer in exchange for free coffee.
>5
There's a little bit of Charlie Day about him which is a huge plus for me. I'd like to have intellectual discussions with him and maybe I could change his mind and make him think of me as his equal over time. I could definitely beat him into the ground at scrabble. I like pretentious academic types, this might be my dream guy (shame about the finances, but we'll have nice coffee in our run-down squat, so that's something).
>6
This guy is the worst man who has ever been conceived of. Wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

>>81920841
>says foid
you probably have had/still have a discord harem of bpdemon egirls that you rotate between everyday

>>81920613 (OP)
>You can't get divorced for at least 20 years.
but can I murder them?

>>81921089
kek the guys who say that don't get any action actually

>>81921032
Lol not me. I make 80k a year

>>81920613 (OP)
i want to marry the moid who makes these threads ^.^

>>81921117
>Doesn't understand averages

>>81921105
they do. ive see it happen

>>81921152
Stop picking chads who have so many orbiters then. WTF. Do you think an average guy has a harem of BPD egirls?

>>81921179
can you stfu with the chad shit? i never picked any chads, youre just assuming. ive seen it happen in discord servers and on r9k. and with other girls experiences. and no, they werent chads. you fucking retard

>>81921139
There's nothing average about me pal. Not one bit.

>>81921249
Post a pic of a guy you were talking with who cheated on you

>>81921301
not responding anymore because you are just going to assume random things about me and btw that has nothing to do with what i said and you misinterpreted everything intentionally to talk about chad. you gaylord

>>81920929
>pro: is "hot" if you're a 16-year-old kpop-listening tiktok thot
>con: literally thinks of you as less than human
That's like almost all of the guys on this list

>>81921381
How does 1,2,3 think of you as less than human?

>>81920613 (OP)
5, I consider everything on there a plus

>>81921301
nta but i met and dated a guy from here who had several bpd e-girls in love with him and he cheated. he was obese and unkempt and looked like a discord mod

>>81921429
Why do you date guys like that instead of just normal virgin guys? Is it some weird fetish to be degraded like that? The more I learn about women the less I want to date anyone.

>>81921410
The joke was more about the severity of their downsides in comparison to the triviality of their upsides.
One of 1's "pros" is literally "has abs" but he's a fucking alcoholic who can't let go of the past.
2 makes omelettes every fucking morning without failure, which is not even a pro, asks if I'm OK three times a day which is annoying and weird, and traumadumps which is an infamously annoying habit that is destructive to relationships. And those are his "pros." If the internet goes out he loses his shit and can't even fucking drive which is a very basic skill that everybody should have. He needs constant reassurance that you still love him on top of all that shit. He's riddled with anxieties that I'M going to have to be responsible for which is a drain on me, he clearly does not have his life together and should not be in a relationship at all.
As for 3, he's a violent religious nut and again, one of his only "pros" is "has abs."

Is this really what you think of women?

>>81921526
>Is this really what you think of women?
And yet all of the guys listed there except 2 would have no problem getting an attractive wife.

>>81921565
Yeah because you made them up in your head. They're subject to whatever fate you want them to be subject to.

>>81921584
i'm not even op do you think that men as attractive as the above would really have issues getting a wife? hahahahahahahahah.

>>81921602
Yes, actually. There's a reason women are so easily put off by behavior and not just physical appearance. You're not going to believe that because you're so steeped in this website's "all women are suppose shallow sluts" rhetoric but the truth is: you can struggle to establish and maintain a fulfilling romantic relationship if you are a piece of shit. Even if you're hot.

>>81921615
>all women are suppose shallow sluts
stupid shallow*

>>81921615
>Women care so much about personality
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
https://cheezburger.com/3017733/guy-conducts-twisted-experiment-on-tinder-as-fake-child-rapist-and-gets-horrifying-results

As a guy, 5 is the only one I'd want to see date anyone in my family / would be friends with. Though I would definitely make fun of him (in a good natured way) for being pretentious.
The rest are all fucking awful.

>>81920613 (OP)
2 > 5 > 3 >>> 1 > 6 > 4
i was really really reaaaaally close to choosing 5 (he's hot, i love coffee, i love being called pet names, i write and read) but i think he'd hate me for being too dumb and useless, so i choose 2
and yes i know you don't believe me

>>81921640
>um ackshually sweaty according to this social experiment (GONE WRONG!!!) that I read about on cheezburger dot com, all women are factually dumb whores who only care about chiseled jaws
You're never getting a girlfriend and it's not because you're ugly.

>>81921640
When people say that women care about personality, they don't mean things like being a good person. That's tangential to female attraction. They're attracted to men who are dominant, low on trait agreeableness, extroverted. Even if those men are psychopaths, criminals, rapists, and murderers. Mass killers get swarmed with love letters in prison. Eliot Rodger has female fan clubs.

>>81921654
As a guy who is / was somewhat similar to 5, at least insofar as the whole "legitimately somewhat intelligent (with an advanced degree for what its worth (nothing), sees most others as below them), I would never make fun of someone for not being as intelligent, I just wouldn't expect much from them. Most human activities don't require much intelligence in the first place so it's usually not even a large demerit. You don't need a high IQ to cook or enjoy food, enjoy gardening, etc. Don't worry about it.
>I wouldn't want to feel stupid
One of the reasons my last gf left lmao. It wasn't anything I did, she would just keep comparing herself to me and would come up short and hate herself for it. The keyword being "too mature", like wtf. But she was also self destructive in other ways.
As long as you're reasonably secure, you don't have to fear intelligent people putting you down, because they usually know better. If they don't then they're not smart enough and are just wearing a "I'm so high IQ bruh" mask.

>>81920613 (OP)
Give me that goddamn touch-starved virgin redditor and I'll whip him into shape within a week of being married

>>81921708
>I would never make fun of someone for not being as intelligent
>I wouldn't want to feel stupid
>you don't have to fear intelligent people putting you down
it's not about preserving my (nonexistent) ego, it's that i think he'd be genuinely incapable of loving someone like me and would resent me

>>81921802
What if he troons out?

>>81921875
Am I supposed to care about that?

>>81921933
The post asked for bio femanons not whatever the fuck abomination you are

>>81922067
Why would I care if someone I love transitions lol. I would like him to be happy and feel fulfilled

>>81920613 (OP)
4 because he's the cutest

>>81920613 (OP)
>their bios include their income
That's how you know a chadsexual chud made this. Go jerk off to sissy porn, you autogynephilic moid.

>>81921841
How big do you think the gap is before love becomes nonexistent?
Can 110 IQ love 100 IQ?
Not the best analogy here but everyone with a pet loves their pet despite not even being human and certainly much less intelligent.
I don't expect my dog to hold reasoned debates. I don't expect my gf to either. Not that I'm putting her on the same level as a dog lmao I'm just continuing the analogy.
There's a reason guys have bro time and women have girl time. You're not supposed to get everything from the one partner in the first place.

Have a clearly defined "what you want" from the other, XYZ, and then don't fear not being loved for not having W. W was never expected from you in the first place.
For me, at least, be kind, reasonable, supportive. You don't have to understand what I do, as it's not like I want to talk about work at home anyway.

>ooh honey I love that you're so bigbrained you know how neuronal firing uptake increases when [...]
said no one ever.
>ooh honey I love how you make my life more pleasant / bearable
said almost everyone happy with their partner.