How are you supposed to hide your boner at summer/pool parties?

How will you fuck hiding your cock?

Eww, anon. Get some swimming shorts, anon. They have liners for a reason.

>>81920978 (OP)
wear those athletic compression pants, the rly skin tight ones

>>81921027
wear them under your swim trunks

>>81921020
Not his fault you're all half naked

>>81920978 (OP)
it's the single advantage of having a small dick

>>81921380
Only if you literally have a microdick. if you are in the 4-6 inch category your boner will still be visible with a very unremarkable and disappointing bulge

>>81920978 (OP)
obviously you tuck it into your waistband (dicklets out of luck but nobody would notice that so whatever)

but if you like her you just let the donger swing free

>>81920978 (OP)
When Chad gets a boner he doesn't conceal it, like you. Its about confidence. Accept you have penis, its not like we don't know. But also people drink beer or jump in the cold water to make it go away.

>>81920978 (OP)
>pool party
>no one in pool
did zoomies parents not teach them to swim?

>>81921680
>>no one in pool
can you not read, the caption said she's cold of course they don't want to get wet if it's cold

>>81920978 (OP)
>cold asian girl
i'd shove her in the water to ruin her makeup
>hide your boner
in stacy's mouth

>>81921895
wow ur a real stone cold incel, anon xD

>>81920978 (OP)
You don't.
You go "woooooah. UH OH. It's got a mind of it's own, people. It's doing that thing again." Really loud and obnoxiously, inform everyone there. Then, perhaps, maybe, start helicoptering your penis.
Mission passed!
Respect +

>>81920978 (OP)
Bump because I want an answer.