Why do some women want skinny boyfriends??

>>81921079 (OP)
because they have huge dicks

>>81921079 (OP)
They don't. It's an exclusively faggot fetish. Such women may happen to be into that, because it reminds them of some guy of high socioeconomic status that they're into, like a singer of their favorite music band, and they're willing to go for the dollar-store look alike and imagine being railed by the actual object of their attraction during sex.

>>81921079 (OP)
It's the modern world, anon. Anyone that's going to attack you will probably just be shooting you. So it doesn't matter

>>81921153
By that logic fat guys could also have a chance.

>>81921079 (OP)
We're not cave people and I don't live in a high crime area, statistically I'm most likely to be attacked by my partner. I like skinny guys because it appeals to me aesthetically and they're the least likely to be successful if they attempted to hurt me. Also I can play their ribs like a xylophone

>>81921235
Yeah but I'll bet if you got to choose between a muscular guy and a scrawny guy you'd pick the former.

>>81921079 (OP)
>Me large man with big muscles tries to tackle this girl
>her skinny beta male cuck bf wont be able to protect her
>pulls out a gun and blows my brain out.

God dammit... we need a new strategy.

>>81921345
> the skinny beta doesn't have a gun on him

Now what?

>>81921363
Grug kicks him to the shadow realm

Skinny men are great for sex. Easy to hold and no bad smells. My old FWB was 100lbs soaking wet and like 5'7. Made his 8" dick seem way bigger. I'd lick him all over. I'd be worshipping his gooch tugging on his balls and deepthroating him at the same time playing him like a bopit. I miss fucking him so much

>>81921363
How did we get the gun out of his hand anon?

>>81921079 (OP)
Women have a lot of mental illnesses these days.

>>81921406
Get the fuck off my board and kill yourself.

>>81921127
nah
t.skinny guy with small dick

>>81921079 (OP)
You know most martial art weight ranges are "skinny", right? Plus I live in the US so I carry a gun.

>>81921413
Like so:
> Look Anon, protein!
> Where?!
> *knocks gun out of his hand*

>>81921079 (OP)
If women cared about protection, they'd all have gone for athletic guys. There wouldn't be gymcels.

>>81921138
Need source on that stat, because I can do a simple test and go outside and see that more % of skinny guys have gfs than gym bros. Yes, being skinny has more success ratio with woman.

In general, idk in what kind of a shithole you guys live if you consider fighting skill a daily life necessity.

>>81921446
Don't most skinnyfags wanna stay skinny. I don't think thats going to work.

>>81921406
Hi, just wanna say that I also think you should kill yourself.

>>81921318
I'd pick a scrawny guy because I am attracted to scrawny guys. What's not clicking?

Acid reflux is stopping me from gaining weight. Eat more then my stomach just aches or burns

>>81921460
>>81921446
The best way to stay skinny is eating a lot of protein lmao protein fills you up, gives you a lot of energy, and is calorie dense.
Maybe some of you anons are confusing skellies, skinny and skinnyfat.
t. 18 bmi

>>81921453
I remember reading a study where it was determined that being skinny is the least attractive male physique, and that it's in general considered more attractive to even be overweight or obese than to be skinny. But I can't really give you that study, since I don't remember what it was called or where it was published, so take it with a grain of salt.
>and see that more % of skinny guys have gfs than gym bros
Most of those guys are probably healthy-weight, not skinny. Plus big buff dudes are a minority, so it stands to reason you wouldn't see that many of them in public anyway.

>>81921478
> they're aesthetically pleasing to me

This is a phrase made up by reddit and deosn't mean anything

> I can play their ribs

This can no way be a turn on

> they're the least likely to be successful if they attempted to hurt me

That sounds like an irrational fear. Were you abused in your past?

correction: they want a tall skinny boyfriend

I want a Very European boyfriend
To be honest all girls want all kinds of stuff but.. most of them want a Very European boyfriend

>>81921595
>no! if you dont like what I like that means you were abused!!
KYS ZOOMER NIGGER WE ALL HATE YOU

>>81922074
See? There it is.

>>81922084
see there it is saar !

>>81921595
>This is a phrase made up by reddit and deosn't mean anything
I'm an artist, since I was young I've always been drawing spindly slim people, male and female. I like protruding ribs, bony elbows, hip bones you can grab, the way a slim wrist juts out from the hand. You really don't see the beauty in a male piano player's slender fingers?
>That sounds like an irrational fear. Were you abused in your past?
1 in 4 adult women will experience domestic abuse in their lifetime. One of the most common causes of death for pregnant women is intimate partner violence. I do not view this as an irrational fear.

>>81921079 (OP)
They don't. If you see a "woman" claiming to like skinny men, it means one of two things:
>she's using the woman idea of skinny, which is just a fit gymbro that isn't abusing steroids
>"she" is actualy a he

>>81921079 (OP)
they don't, twinks have one goal in life
>DOWNLOAD GRINDR
>GET TOPPED

>>81921426
Nah don't think I will sowwy