Thread 81922318

I am ready to get married and have kids, but she must be at least a 6 in looks and a virgin.

>>81922318 (OP)
>And she must be young even though im 30+

>>81922318 (OP)
>I am ready to get married and have kids
so go find your wife >>>/soc/ stop shitting up the board

>>81922333
Obviously younger. Why would you marry a borderline infertile hag

>>81922318 (OP)
I just want a nice, fat girl to hangout with and do cool stuff and cuddle and have sex with. I don't even care about the virgin shit. I feel like I'm not asking for that much.

>>81922352
lol soc is just gay niggers jerking off to trannies

>>81922365
That is low standards. Why have you not been able to find that? Are you some antisocial lardass

>>81922378
I'm autistic and ugly. Managed to have that once but she left me for someone else. Haven't found anyone since.

>>81922388
Not OP but if she left you for someone else, you are probably not that good. So yeah, you are asking for too much

>>81922409
>probably not that good
Uh yeah dude, duh. I'm literally retarded and ugly. Although the situation was a bit more complicated than just me being shit. We still get along and talk.

I wonder why balding is a thing. Was it a desirable trait at some point in human history? If so, why was it desirable? What purpose did it serve?

>>81922745
It is my intp opinion that balding is caused by childhood trauma
Also.
>I'm finally ready to settle down

>>81922767
Childhood trauma can lead to increased stress in adulthood and stress is linked to hair loss so it does make sense, although stress hair loss is usually more diffuse and not in the typical pattern.

>>81922745
genetic defect that wasn't weeded out. like autism

>>81922745
My best guess is that maybe it helped with heat regulation. Before people shaved, it was probably hot as fuck running around with a full head of hair and a full beard.

>>81923019
All my childhood is repressed and I was losing hair fast by twenty so I'm just going by that

>>81922745
it is due to our change in diet probably, we used to eat a lot of cruciferous and sulphurous vegetables like kale and garlic which our body uses to control hormones, but now we do not we convert testosterone into dihydrotestosterone that activates beard growth but inactivates hair follicles on the head for some random reason

>>81923074
>activates beard growth but inactivates hair follicles on the head for some random reason
Heat regulation. Gotta be the reason

>>81923063
I wouldn't know what you went through but I'd say mi childhood was pretty shit as well, but I've also been overweight since my tweens so that might be playing a role in mine, currently on my way to NW2 at 22.
>>81923074
I love garlic, too bad it makes me stink if I eat a lot of it. As for what you said I think it might have to do with all the crazy shit we put in our food, additives and things like that which don't play nice with our bodies. DHT is also responsible for body hair/pubes IIRC.

>>81923165
>been overweight since my tweens
Another symptom of child abuse

>ugly
>terrible skin
>can't grow a beard

God: here's one last fuck you.

>>81922745
when people start balding, they usually already have made a couple of kids by that age usually.
And for older men, its all about physical and social power and material resouces, looks literally do not fucking matter after like at the latest 30.