Thread 81924695 - /r9k/ [Archived: 207 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:02:38 AM No.81924695
yelen
yelen
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>on a date today, I'm 19 and she's 18
>it starts off with her giving me this paper flower as a gift
>we hang around at a park
>sit around and talk at this picnic table
>race, arm wrestle, sit beside each other, make each other laugh
>she pinches my cheek, starts styling my hair, we hold hands
>as we are parting I take the initiative and kiss her on the lips
>she texts me later and says she was jumping up and down with excitement when she got home

were you expecting a twist? god you're so lonely. and it's really not your fault. it's genetics. I'm tall and rather pretty looking. she's infatuated with me. you really are missing out. chances are you're long past the window of opportunity for this sort of sensuality. why am I rubbing it in your face? I have had trouble making male friends for as long as I can remember - I feel like it's a sort of payback. call it intrasexual competition or spite. I hate you all.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:04:52 AM No.81924713
>>81924695 (OP)
Okay man dont let the heartproblems get to you
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:05:51 AM No.81924728
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>>81924695 (OP)
ok but i didnt ask i hate you too nigger bitch
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:07:45 AM No.81924746
>>81924695 (OP)
>I'm 19 and she's 18
oh look, a pedo
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:09:03 AM No.81924759
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>>81924695 (OP)
ok but i didnt ask i hate you too nigger bitch + youre a zoomer and green behind the ears you dont know shit
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:11:43 AM No.81924781
>>81924759
the gunmen that get their own pages are almost chadlites and handsomer/cuter than 99% of the disgusting shooters that we know of today. notice how nobody cares for those? in fact they're just laughed at. epic fail
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:13:05 AM No.81924796
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>>81924781
hes talking about you here kekek