Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:40:19 AM No.81926448
>Work the Graveyard shit
>Wife didn't pack me "lunch" because busy
>Eat at 24 hour open Indian food
>They also have fortune cookies and fries
>Always ask for sweet sour (normally for fries) poured on my curry
>Graveyard shift Indian guy (not the owner) speaks English fine except heavy accent
>He likes me and always adds an extra fortune cookie
>Always spells my name wrong
>"Hernie" instead of "Ernie"
>Finally correct him
>Hands me my food while he gives a mischievous grin
>Get worried and open bag in the car
>He gave me 3 extra fortune cookies and misspelled the name again
>"Hhhhernie" on the receipt
>Go there next week
>Notice a change on the menu
>"Make it Hernie" is an option
>Basically add sweet and sour to anything
>Ask the Indian guy what happened
>He explains he wrote "make it Hernie" in permanent marker as a joke
>The day shift couldn't erase it so they had to leave it
>Customers started asking for it
>They knew about how "Hernie" eats his food
>Too popular of an option to remove it the following days
>"Hernie" is now a permanent option on an Indian food menu
>Wife didn't pack me "lunch" because busy
>Eat at 24 hour open Indian food
>They also have fortune cookies and fries
>Always ask for sweet sour (normally for fries) poured on my curry
>Graveyard shift Indian guy (not the owner) speaks English fine except heavy accent
>He likes me and always adds an extra fortune cookie
>Always spells my name wrong
>"Hernie" instead of "Ernie"
>Finally correct him
>Hands me my food while he gives a mischievous grin
>Get worried and open bag in the car
>He gave me 3 extra fortune cookies and misspelled the name again
>"Hhhhernie" on the receipt
>Go there next week
>Notice a change on the menu
>"Make it Hernie" is an option
>Basically add sweet and sour to anything
>Ask the Indian guy what happened
>He explains he wrote "make it Hernie" in permanent marker as a joke
>The day shift couldn't erase it so they had to leave it
>Customers started asking for it
>They knew about how "Hernie" eats his food
>Too popular of an option to remove it the following days
>"Hernie" is now a permanent option on an Indian food menu
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