Thread 81929465

Why are Catholic converts always deranged losers?

>>81929465 (OP)
You'd either need to be uninformed or twisted to support a church that uses its resources to let pedophiles keep offending.

>>81929552
How do you feel about islam and judaism?

>>81929557
What business is it of mine to judge those outside the church? Are you not to judge those inside?
1 Corinthians 5:12

>>81929465 (OP)
I was raised a catholic and I literally lost my virginity the first night of college because of that, my parents made me turn into a slut

>>81929465 (OP)
EVERY convert is a deranged loser
You think well adjusted people have a need for that?

>>81929635
Show me a well-adjusted nonreligious person

>>81929595
>my parents made me turn into a slut
The one who sins is the one who will die. The child will not share the guilt of the parent, nor will the parent share the guilt of the child. The righteousness of the righteous will be credited to them, and the wickedness of the wicked will be charged against them.
Ezekiel 18:20

>>81929465 (OP)
I sometimes have to take calls at work and the Catholics tend to be quite rude even though they're the ones calling the wrong number.
>>81929595
>my parents made me turn into a slut
No, it's all you. They didn't put a gun to your head and threaten them.

>>81929672
Literally every normalfag?

>>81929758
Are you seriously implying that a majority of Americans are well-adjusted?
In this economy??

And that somehow, despite being a literal majority of the population, only some minority of non-Christians is "Normal"?
Actually touch grass

>>81929721
no but they made me want sex, I already masturbated daily and had sex toys, but the moment I was away from them I got railed

>>81929841
>no but they made me want sex
And? You have self-control, you can think and analyse. You chose not to use it.

>>81929841
Have you gone on Grindr and gotten TOPPED?

>>81929841
>they made me want sex
Really? How did they "make you want sex?"

>>81929818
>majority
Kek
No going to church once on christmas and easter doesn't make you christian dumbass

>>81929868
"sex for pleasure is evil and should never be done"

they coulda taught me to worship my virginity which I woulda bought more likely instead of obviously shit religious lies

>>81929881
Well, that's not biblical. There's a whole book in the bible on how great sex is.

>>81929878
These are the official numbers, Anonymous. If you'd like to change the accounting, take it up with the Census man.

>>81929557
>but whatabout!
Every time. Its like you people can't handle even the slightest criticism without needing to deflect. Priests rape kids.

What happens during a reverse exorcism?

The demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

>>81929998
lol. LaVey's Church of Satan doing the work of Christ.

>>81929881
>"sex for pleasure is evil and should never be done"
she wanted to be EVIL, it got her off so much

>>81929912
And l'm telling you that has no basis in reality. I'm also officially catholic and the only catholic thing about me is the paper its written on

>>81929465 (OP)
I deserve a small chink boywife and I will not die until I get one.

stupid larping failures looking for a reason to live

>>81929465 (OP)
It's the most corrupt form of Christianity so being out of mind crazy is mandatory.

>>81929465 (OP)
cause they're LARPing. They don't go to church, don't value the Church's most important moral teachings, and they hate the Pope (as well as the previous one).

I genuinely don't understand why they don't just LARP as protestants. At least then they could refuse affiliation with any established Church whose values and leaders they completely reject.

>>81929932
>>but whatabout!
>Every time. Its like you people can't handle even the slightest criticism without needing to deflect. Priests rape kids.
true but answer his question anyways

>>81929672
>well-adjusted nonreligious person

no one is, we all have flaws. thats what makes us great

>>81929998
>What happens during a reverse exorcism
This

>>81930175
If you don't believe that Jesus rose from the dead and is God then you're not Christian, you're just a culturally christian atheist. If you self-report as a Christian while not identifying as one, that's on you for inflating the numbers.