Thread 81930243

im going 2 molest you in the cyberspace

dear sems, you women cant even make the first step on a guy, you cant approach one and ask for their number, youre not gonna do shit.

>>81930243 (OP)
Not if I molest you in cyberspace first.
*gropes*

>>81930261
not fair and you cant do that
*dodges and molests yuo
>>81930259
youre right im hiddeous why would i do something with a 100% fail rate

>>81930243 (OP)
THIS IS SO TUFF

>>81930339
>not fair and you cant do that
>*dodges and molests yuo
*enjoys it*
Ha, you've fallen for my trap. I wanted to be molested the whole time.

>>81930243 (OP)
No you aren't, I don't have a cyber weiner.

>>81930405
im going to molest you regardless of if you are a cyber eunach or wom,an or w/e

>>81930339
>im hiddeous
excuses, if you approached me and i wouldnt know about your online attention whoring id date you

>>81930408
Good luck, faggot. Or strange woman.

Do your worst.

>>81930243 (OP)
What's the deal with the rape? Do you have a hard time imagining yourself having consensual sex?

>>81930243 (OP)
Illiterare Shizoanon here. No you won't. I'll fight back. You can't molest me because I'm too strong.

>>81930243 (OP)
Sems I'm going to hire you to be my fat girl blanket this winter, so we'll never get cold

>>81930420
thats you
but 99% of people here are into thin tiktok bpdemons or kinda chubby/rail-thin normalfag women and im neither. just on the basis of most men likely being a normie i wouldnt want to approach them. where are YOU hanging out so i can go and ask you out and then kidnap and rape you?
just kidding i dont TRUST YUO
if you want to be nearby while i do my daily stuffs and join a bookclub with me id be OK with that. i might amputate your legs in dry ice and turn you into a nugget thoughever
>>81930422
I will.
>>81930435
read too many rape fics as a kid
>>81930448
ill drug yuo then
>>81930764
ermmmm whats the pay

>>81931185
"I'll drug you then"
I would be the most disobedient pet that you will ever own.

Fat bitch gonna what me?

>>81931185
>I will
I'm waiting, faggot

>kinda chubby/rail-thin
Are you under 35% bodyfat? Coz that's about my threshold.

Granted I also probably wouldn't go for a girl threatening to molest people online, but it do what it be.

>>81931185
>ermmmm whats the pay
$600/week, unlimited chicken alfredo, and onion burgers

>>81930243 (OP)
noooo000o don't suck my dick or jerk me off

>>81930243 (OP)
Draw him gripping her fat fold
>>81930339
>100% fail rate
Why do we get on this shithole and lie

>>81931241
Ok
>Granted I also probably wouldn't go for a girl ----
im emotionally unavailable due to paranoia i dont think anyone is really gunning for me. if they are trying to get close to me they will quickly realize i am retarded and a freakish ugly loser, and that my only ambition in life is just to learn as much information/make as much money through effort and smarts as possible and then shoot myself when my mom dies. i am ugly and my heart is cold #emo i just wanna be a farmer makin it work #emo
>>81931260
lololol. i invest in tqqq with said funds and then buy a small home in the woods. i buy 30 sheds and shamble together a minimansion for you beside it as a token of gratitude and we build a big garden and then keep buying sheds and making houses out of them and make more money by renting them out
ooourp

>>81931399
>im emotionally unavailable due to paranoia i dont think anyone is really gunning for me. if they are trying to get close to me they will quickly realize i am retarded and a freakish ugly loser
Ah neat, me too. My divorce really fucked me up

>learn as much information/make as much money through effort and smarts as possible and then shoot myself
I want to assassinate Blackrock and Vanguard executives and die in a police shootout, personally.

>>81931379
well its mostly that i dont want to but its also even if i did i would be rejected 100% of the time. to be honest i want to get better at conversation with strangers but i dont want to go out and ask someone out on a date. i would rather a friendship become romantic rather than set out with romantic intent and i would be a lot sadder if someone didnt want to befriend me,
also this.... lol >>81931399
>>81931445
>divorce
ouch.
>blackrock and vanguard
good choices, you better have a good manifesto thoughever

>>81931483
>better have a good manifesto
Gonna try and keep it short and sweet. Got a working title though. "I Am We The People"

>>81931554
Say it was inspired by the SPLC which pointed out their racism, and you're an anti-racist warrior.

>>81931399
>lololol. i invest in tqqq with said funds and then buy a small home in the woods. i buy 30 sheds and shamble together a minimansion for you beside it as a token of gratitude and we build a big garden and then keep buying sheds and making houses out of them and make more money by renting them out
>ooourp
ooourp indeed. this assumes $600/week investment into tqqq and 35% yearly growth (honestly not too hard) over 10 years.

>>81931563
I'm good, rather they know I was racist

>>81932004
in that case, good luck confronting the eternal kike on their own grounds, anon. https://murdochmurdoch.net/media/murdoch/media/The_Wanderers_Choice.mp4#t=1695

>>81932086
>murdochmurdoch
Fucking exquisite taste

I appreciate your good wishes. Here's hoping I snap soon

>>81932145
meme magic never dies, anon.

>>81930243 (OP)
sems what if u were futa

>>81932225
hump and cum on my bed and jork it a lot
>>81931623
bvsed

>>81932334
>cum on my bed
Gross. Just use the toilet or the shower like a normal person.

>>81932358
cum bed thoughever

>>81932376
istg if I ever see you in the real life I'm gonna start biting you like the disgusting hog you are

>>81932376
It would smell awful and be fucking crunchy when you try to sleep on it

0/10

>>81932483
Just flip the mattress. One side for sleeping, one side for jorkin. Until it soaks through.

>>81932483
LMFAO


i went 4 a walk. i got heckled by gen aholes and honked at. blegh
i got tha news papa'' :3

>>81933247
>got heckled by gen aholes and honked at
What fucking assholes. I hate people. Sorry sems

>>81933271
I'd do the same if I saw a landwhale with visible stinklines hobbling about.

>>81933271
lol it isnt a bother, just kids being kids and yelling at people who look funny
i just dont like being perceived regardless of if they are neutral neg or pos about it

>>81931185
>read too many rape fics as a kid
please please link some

>>81933364
idk i read them as a kid i dont remember the names xd

I heard you in VRChat once and thought you had a nice and soothing voice

>>81933247
>honked at.
Where do you live that people honk at you?

>>81934001
Hi sems how smelly are you today ? Love you keep being a disgusting creatura.

>>81930243 (OP)
Dear Sems,
Its not that youre fat, its that youre a whore.
Sincerely,
Anon

>>81930243 (OP)
I'm immovable, chubby, you cannot molest me.

>>81934001
how young are we talking, like 12? were they fanfiction or original works? were any of them m/m?

>>81930243 (OP)
post more of your sexy fat