Hey Bored Fembots - /r9k/ (#81930598) [Archived: 27 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:18:52 PM No.81930598
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Could I start a thread where guys posts bullet points about themselves, and you rate them (on paper) out of ten?

Also, what bullet points would you want?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:28:16 PM No.81930680
>>81930598 (OP)
>pic
you guys never teased girls before? its piss easy
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:34:21 PM No.81930721
>>81930680
I think I have before but it's been a long time. I'm pretty autistic and generally avoid teasing and banter because I don't know to do it without sounding like an asshole.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:39:46 PM No.81930769
>>81930721
I have to wait until I know a girl pretty well.

The problem there is talking to a woman enough to know her
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:39:47 PM No.81930770
>>81930680
>>81930721
If you're not hot they just think it's annoying.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:41:05 PM No.81930779
>>81930598 (OP)
Lol in the usual data mining posts Ill respond and say whether I wouldve dated them before I met my bf on here. In my head its like telling them there is hope if I managed to find my bf on here then theres probably a girl out there browsing thats for them too.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:45:14 PM No.81930808
>>81930721
yeah, sometimes i go overboard too
i generally just treat women like everyone else, to me they're just dudes without dicks, and i say some really fucked up shit sometimes
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:55:13 PM No.81930882
>>81930779
>the usual data mining posts
Honestly if the feds are mining for data on robots they're just trying to find ways to burn taxpayer money

>I managed to find my bf on here
You do the long distance thing or do you guys actually live near each other? I would consider dating a fembot (key word is consider) but I feel like the chance of finding one within a two hour drive of me is almost nil
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:04:15 PM No.81930942
>>81930882
lol I just say data mining cause its funni to think that people actually give a shit about the users on here data. It is interesting to see the variety and sometimes lack of thought on here so I enjoy the threads.
We were able to beat all odds and only lived 15 min from each other when we first started messaging each other, I added him off an ideal partner thread and after some talking we found out we were so close to each other. Spent a few months just messaging before meeting up tho cause I was and still am a pussy. Have been inseparable since though, we live together and plan to get married in the next few years. I was open to the idea of long distance if it held the potential for something in person at a later point but happened to luck out after a few years of posting and lurking with finding someone who lived a highway exit away from me.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:10:46 PM No.81930984
>>81930598 (OP)
yes please make a thread like that
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:14:36 PM No.81931010
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>>81930942
>Spent a few months just messaging before meeting
I mean, if you're talking to someone you met on a Mongolian basket weaving forum that's probably the smart move.

Glad you lucked out though, hope things go well for you and your anon. Sounds like you two are pretty happy.

Anyway, since you said you were willing to rate guys in the hypothetical

>Prolly like a 4/10 in looks, kinda look like a caveman, 25% body fat, 5'11"
>Ex military and autistic
>Single dad (one boy)
>Have an okay job, and a house
>Only ever been in one relationship
>Enjoy combat sports, movies from the 80s and 90s, shooting, and semi-obscure vidya
>like to hike, like to cook but I only know a dozen recipes, like to read too
>Christian Fundamentalist
>Hate tattoos and piercings, hate communists, hate cats. Don't like going to pottery places or art stores but can tolerate it
>Drink and smoke in moderation. Don't do weed
>mid 20s
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:15:58 PM No.81931015
Oh, and I'm also really racist. And I hate gays.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:17:46 PM No.81931028
>>81931010
>/pol/-brained
yep, that's a solid 0/10 for me
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:21:48 PM No.81931059
>>81931028
Fair enough. I'm willing to burn bridges over it.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:24:39 PM No.81931088
>>81931010
lol yeah when he found out I was so close he was rather eager to meet up and that spooked me a smidge but I had nothing to worry about he was just so excited to meet with a girl who was interested in him lol. I was smitten pretty quickly cause he was and still is a sweetheart. Thank you though! I hope the best for you and the others out there searching for their one too. If I can make it work then theres solid chances you can too

Now in terms of rating ya, if I was single and still on the market the negatives that stand out to me particularly would be the single father aspect, for me virginity was a large factor in choosing a partner, I have jealously issues and dont want my partner thinking of other people so having us both be virgins was a must imo. The no cats is a deal breaker too, as well as the no weed but thats a lot more loose, if we were to both be clean from all smoking and drinking I would be willing to quit weed smoking, but if you were to smoke and drink I would expect myself to be able to smoke some weed when I pleased. Overall though im sure there is a woman out there that would be interested. You are far from the filth that usually post in these threads expecting a virgin when they come crawling out of mommies basement to nuggies and pizza rolls
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:26:53 PM No.81931106
>>81931015
If this was able to be kept as an at home opinion and you knew how to play nice in person with the colored and the gays then my points still stand previously. If not then you are tipping into the filth category.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:31:46 PM No.81931140
>>81931088
>hope the best for you and the others out there searching for their one too
We'll see if it happens. I should realistically make peace with being alone for a long ass time.

>single father
I do regret it, but I love my little dude so I don't rightly know if I could bring myself to take it back. If it helps, I was extremely loyal when I was with my ex wife (didn't even look at other girls).

>no cats
Mad gay, the only good cat is the cat in my Chinese food. Also Im really allergic to them. Love dogs though.

>would expect myself to be able to smoke some weed when I pleased.
I have a low distaste for weed, probably because of my parents. Wouldn't be a deal breaker though, for sure. I just wouldn't want it in my house, mainly because I'm applying for a job where it's really frowned upon.

I can't expect a tradwife virgin or whatever bullshit, but Im also trying not to settle for a used up arthoe or a single mom with a half black kid or something. I have standards because I would want something that works, but no one (especially not someone in my shoes) can expect perfection.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:31:48 PM No.81931141
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>>81931010
Shit like this will never work for me because it's based on your achievement and I literally don't have anything worth while watch
>5,11
>22
>I learned arbic and English by the age 15
>Dropped out of school
>Got fired from 6 jobs
>Cs student in a private school
>Aaa kind
>I have a driving licence but never drove a car
I have better chance of getting a date by going on discord and pretending to be a funny terrorist
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:33:51 PM No.81931153
>>81931106
>you knew how to play nice in person with the colored and the gays
I have to be able to keep a job. And realistically I do try to treat everyone with a baseline civility, but I also recognize when people act like shitheads.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:36:28 PM No.81931171
>>81931141
I mean, a CS degree ain't bad, assuming you finish school.

Also, why pretend to be a funny terrorist when you could just BE a funny terrorist?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:37:06 PM No.81931175
>>81931140
Honestly I could see you doing well with a single mother whose husband was killed doing something or was the asshole in the breakup. Puts you both at even grounds in terms of having a kid and allows for her to be as trad as possible while not being a virgin. I would suggest doing as much volunteer work for your sons schooling or whatever he does since that will put you in prime mom with too much time on hands territory.
>>81931153
Ok see thats good, better than a lot of the fools on here that cant be in the same room as someone colored or queer without turning red and spouting shit
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:40:52 PM No.81931204
>>81931175
>would suggest doing as much volunteer work for your sons schooling
I do a lot of volunteering at church. There's a girl there I have kind of a crush on but I doubt she likes me back. Her life also seems to be absolute chaos.

>cant be in the same room
Im usually fine as long as they dont touch me. Granted, I kinda lose my shit on anyone that touches me if I dont know them.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:50:42 PM No.81931273
>>81931204
You never know until you try to befriend her. Crazy home life is perfect, offer her an escape from it all.
Thats understandable
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:54:37 PM No.81931307
>>81931273
Been trying. Invited her out to lunch and she insisted she had a good time, but is always too busy to go again. I asked her directly if she was too weirded out but she says she likes talking to me and stuff.

She's also in her early 30s and owns a small business so she might actually just be that busy, but that's also kind of a no-go because I wouldn't want to be with someone that has no time for me, so Im trying to move on from that prospect I guess.

Girls are weird and I don't know what to do with myself.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:56:28 PM No.81931319
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>>81931171
>assuming you finish school.
Yeah last year i slept through every class and I got full marks computers seem to be mie thing
>when you could just BE a funny terrorist?
Well that isn't me i that type of guy who is in the corner of the VC quietly and saying couple of funny words and quiet again i have to make show all of my crazy stuff to be noticed but I also have to be careful to not be too crazy because you will laugh at a clown but not date him
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:06:32 PM No.81931410
>>81931319
>you will laugh at a clown but not date him
You'd be surprised, sometimes the louder and more outgoing guys, despite being fuckin weird, can get some girls.

Regardless man, hope your college goes good. You know what sector you going into once you graduate? Cybersecurity, Programming, etc... I mean.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:13:33 PM No.81931455
Are we supposed to rate their appearances or them in general?
>>81931010
0/10, moids love to preach about being right wing but don't shave or groom themselves, when the fascists knew the importance of appearance and unity.
>Ex-military
Going to troon or kill a dozen in a rampage
>>81931141
5/10, if you keep motivated enough and finish your degree 7/10
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:17:19 PM No.81931501
>>81931455
>don't shave or groom themselves
I keep my hair short and my beard neat, usually. And yes, I admire Fascism.

>Going to troon or kill a dozen in a rampage
Definitely the latter. Im hoping to kill some Rockefellers and suicide by cop
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:29:07 PM No.81931596
>>81931501
All the OG fascists that I remember didn't keep beards. The blackshirts, the nazis, der stahlhelm, etc, etc. The aesthetic is the only thing that I can see why it is appealing
>t. leftist femanon
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:53:56 PM No.81931815
>>81931410
You know what fuck it at this point I am down to do something different that might yeald a rezult I have a smaller room that I can cover with packs of cigarettes
>college
Yeeaah it's not a college it's what I believe you guys call a trade school for computers witch it's 5 years and a the diploma is lower than college but still respectable and it split into 2 programs either programing or hardware
With programing I can find a job with hier pay but a Job like that is hard find but with hardware i can open a computer shop with low stable pay and consistent work
>>81931455
>motivated
don't think I had any motivation first place I keep getting fired from Wagee jobs for being retarded so I don't do something with i will literally be useless
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:54:59 PM No.81931827
>>81930598 (OP)
There are no woman on this board. What a stupid and pathetic thread. Kill yourself.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:59:56 PM No.81931871
>>81931596
>the OG fascists that I remember didn't keep beards
Sure, but trying to emulate something one for one never goes well. After all, National Socialism on Germany was heavily influenced by the Romans, but they didn't go full Romeaboo about it. I figure being well kept, fit, and patriotic is the main focus.

>why it is appealing
The economic policies and the government acting exclusively in the interest of the citizens of the nation are the big draws for me. Oh, and the militarization and ecological preservation
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:05:46 PM No.81931932
>>81931815
Trade school is usually better than college in the States, at least in my opinion.

But yeah,
>just b urself dood
Is a gay ass platitude but putting on a show for people will never attract someone you want to be with anyhow. Just have a general sense of decorum and don't force shit.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:39:13 PM No.81932274
>>81930598 (OP)
>hair/eye color
>ethnicity/nationality
>height
>bmi
>job
>interests/hobbies
>goals
>politics
>religion
>dick size
>fetishes
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:48:23 PM No.81932354
>>81931871
>but trying to emulate something one for one never goes well.
Okay but beards are really ugly
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:55:04 PM No.81932412
>>81932274
Brown/brown
White (Irish)/US
5'11"
25% body fat
Security Supervisor
Shooting, Combat sports, vidya, movies, books, hiking, arguing philosophy and politics
The complete destruction of Israel, join my local PD, get a nicer house and have a couple more kids
Fascist
Baptist
I don't being asked It's about 6.75" though
Iuhno. I can get into most things that aren't too weird. No mommy/daddy or butt stuff though, that's gross.

>>81932354
Fuck you, beards are cool.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:59:46 PM No.81932474
*don't like being asked
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:20:06 PM No.81932674
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>>81932412
i meant for op's hypothetical thread not in here

>arguing philosophy and politics
>The complete destruction of Israel
>Fascist
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:21:59 PM No.81932692
>>81931932
>Trade school
Means the guy wasn't smart enough for college and choose the easier pass
>will never attract someone you want to be with
True but unless Ritalin will turn me into interesting cool person i will be bitchless for a while
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:23:51 PM No.81932706
>>81930598 (OP)
I remember doing that and the average rating I received was 7.5 out of 10. I received 30 ratings in total. Of course, I'm still khhv.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:27:22 PM No.81933412
>>81932706
Well you are asking fembots
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:37:34 PM No.81934300
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>>81932274
Dirty blonde with a bit of red.
White/Scots Irish American
5'7
22
Neet, may be working with my mom soon.
Cooking, journaling, meditation, biking, swimming, history, reading, writing somewhat, psychology, animation, and more.
To find my soul mate, make money and just become more confident and comfortable as who I am.
I used to be more of a fascist but now I'm some mind of national marxist/syndicalist. I just hate capitalism and want every distinct ethnic group to have their place in the sun.
I dunno anymore, something between a buddhist and hindu. Indo European stuff is really cool.
Average? I'm sure it was somewhere above 5 inches. I haven't measured in half a decade.
Big boobs, chubby girls, gentle femdom, casual nudity, certain accents like country girls/australians/etc. I dunno, I just want a woman who adores me and whom I adore