Husband Thread - /r9k/ (#81931094) [Archived: 28 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:25:23 PM No.81931094
husbands
husbands
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Femanons choose your husband. You can't get divorced for at least 20 years. Read the descriptions carefully before you make your choice.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:26:10 PM No.81931100
>>81931094 (OP)
5 i want to leave western society forever that sounds nice
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:27:08 PM No.81931110
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>>81931094 (OP)
Number 6 seems really cute. I want to do mommy rp with him. . .
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:27:34 PM No.81931112
As the woman who used to make the qtgf pixel art threads, I'm sorry op but you are really bad at this. None of these options are even appealing. I don't want to choose any of them. Try again and come back
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:28:49 PM No.81931123
>>81931112
They always get over 100 replies and this is the 6th one, idc about ur opinion.
Replies: >>81931131
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:30:06 PM No.81931131
>>81931123
What a poor excuse for mediocrity
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:31:36 PM No.81931139
>>81931094 (OP)
3 or 5

3 if he lets me join
5 if he can cook for me
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:32:25 PM No.81931147
>>81931094 (OP)
I would do ANYTHING for the 5 guy
Replies: >>81931367
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:33:39 PM No.81931152
>>81931110
that was my first thought to. why are italians such a mommy boys
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:34:46 PM No.81931159
>>81931094 (OP)
Not a woman but 5 sounds so kino
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:38:23 PM No.81931183
>>81931094 (OP)
>money compensated with lack of height and handsomeness
such is life, keep telling to the boys women are not superficial
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:39:07 PM No.81931187
>>81931094 (OP)
1.)
2.) SEND BOBS AND VAGENE SAARS
3.) Literal Adonis but degenerate
4.) Metrosexual possibly gay hipster
5.) Genghis Khan and probably the hottest besides #3
6.)SAAR I LOVE YOU SAAR
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:39:21 PM No.81931189
>>81931094 (OP)
3 since he'll buy me anything I want and I can stay a neet. Also it's fine if he cheats on me because I will just cheat on him back.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:40:06 PM No.81931197
>>81931183
But its not superficial to be attracted to attractive men lol you probably jerk off to cute girls too.
Replies: >>81931267 >>81931818 >>81932682
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:48:32 PM No.81931257
>>81931094 (OP)
5 > 3 > 1 > 6 > 4 > 2
if i had to rank them but i wouldn't really marry anyone
Replies: >>81931276
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:50:00 PM No.81931265
>>81931094 (OP)
I'm like 3, except I'm fat and poor. Goals to aspire to
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:50:09 PM No.81931267
>>81931197
yeah idk why guys complain about this, it's not like they're jerking off to or fantasizing about below average women. lol.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:51:01 PM No.81931276
>>81931257
Jesus even Chad isn't to your standards? Is the man you want non existent?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:51:10 PM No.81931279
>>81931265
Would you look like 3 if you lost weight tho?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:52:42 PM No.81931288
>>81931276
3 is going to cheat on me and has a high bodycount + does drugs, 5 is fine but I can't live the rest of my life in the Mongolian countryside, 1 seems like one of the most annoying people in existence and he isn't even that attractive.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:01:40 PM No.81931367
>>81931147
Would you be able to bear living with no internet?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:02:37 PM No.81931377
1 and 4 are too alternative (aka retarded) even though they are cute.
2 is ugly and too spergy.
3 is too ugly and narcissist.

The only real options are 5 and 6.
5 carries an unacceptable condition: living in the steppes.
6 is a but ugly although he seems cute and passional.

In the end I could only settle for 6.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:05:21 PM No.81931401
>>81931094 (OP)
either 1 or 5, the other ones have cons that are too much
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:11:40 PM No.81931444
>>81931139
What if 5 will only cook you boiled meat and potatoes?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:17:37 PM No.81931503
>>81931094 (OP)
Couldn't I just marry 2 then say he tried to rape me and get a court ordered divorce and get half his stuff?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:23:07 PM No.81931547
>>81931094 (OP)
If 5 was gay then him
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:23:26 PM No.81931550
>>81931094 (OP)
Any nona who doesn't pick 5 is insane. Steppe here I come
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:25:29 PM No.81931567
>>81931187
Almost all the Palestinians have been fully removed from Israel Greater. LOL
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:25:45 PM No.81931569
>>81931152
Because they are raised with the belief blood is thicker than water and to love their mothers no matter what.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:28:17 PM No.81931589
>>81931567
I know which is fucking hilarious to me. Fuck Palis and Fuck Israel
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:31:54 PM No.81931619
>>81931550
Could you live without internet?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:32:03 PM No.81931621
>>81931094 (OP)
literally what is bad about 3
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:35:53 PM No.81931645
>>81931621
Most women don't want to get cheated on constantly by their husband
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:35:59 PM No.81931646
>>81931094 (OP)
>Speaks 10 words a day.
i'm sold. get me a number 5
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:46:28 PM No.81931745
>>81931646
Why would you want your husband not to speak?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:47:07 PM No.81931757
>>81931645
>T. Pinocchio
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:49:06 PM No.81931776
>>81931757
They don't want to get cheated on, but they would prefer to get cheated on by an attractive man than be with a loyal man who is ugly.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:52:18 PM No.81931801
>>81931094 (OP)
Quality image lmfaooooo
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:54:23 PM No.81931818
>>81931197
>you probably jerk off to cute girls too
no, I'm not a pedo, I jerk off to sexy girls which is different
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:05:56 PM No.81931934
>>81931189
That sounds like a soulless and degenerate relationship
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:12:23 PM No.81932000
>>81931094 (OP)
3 is my ideal man desu
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:16:53 PM No.81932054
>>81931619
I lived 12 years without it, yes, I could
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:19:45 PM No.81932081
>>81932054
Do you want to live with me in mongolia. Not joking.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:28:42 PM No.81932173
>>81931094 (OP)
i guess i choose 1
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:31:30 PM No.81932195
No sea monkey in there again T-T
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:32:41 PM No.81932212
>>81931152
Every ethnic group on the planet is fulla "mommas boys" besides WASPs
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:03:20 PM No.81932506
>>81931094 (OP)
Why are there never any negros in these threads?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:11:22 PM No.81932589
>>81931094 (OP)
1 is a cunt that would cheat
2 is poojeet
3 is a used up whore that would cheat
4 is an unknowing satanist, he would also cheat
5 is basically a wild animal so its essentially beastiality
6 wants to fuck his mom and would also cheat

still would rather stay femcel, next
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:14:42 PM No.81932626
>>81932589
Just because you love your mom doesn't mean you want to fuck her wtf...
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:16:51 PM No.81932648
>>81932626
>way too close with his mom
>way too close with his female coworkers
can you even read?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:18:55 PM No.81932667
>>81931094 (OP)
5 is the clear winner
3 is the most unrealistic and probs the most evil. Irl investment bankers are often ugly short overweight jews, asians, and balding feminine white guys
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:19:54 PM No.81932672
>>81931112
I think they aren't bad but he needs more fat women in the wife threads. Also none of them are supposed to be 100% appealing, that's what makes it interesting.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:20:54 PM No.81932682
>>81931197
>jerk off to cute girls too.
I jerk off to fat Mexican grandmas. Would you describe them as cute?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:14:34 PM No.81933287
>>81931094 (OP)
5 ofc, all the others have massive flaws