Thread 81935792 - /r9k/ [Archived: 135 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:41:38 AM No.81935792
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Whats up with this gooning epidemic? I jerk it daily but I dont sit there and edge myself into oblivion. What the fuck is wrong with zoomers?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:42:40 AM No.81935806
>>81935792 (OP)
Gooning has been a thing for over a decade. Its just a funny word.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:43:34 AM No.81935815
can people just start having sex again?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:47:27 AM No.81936650
>>81935792 (OP)
I can't just jerk off for hours when I'm sober. Ever since I gave up smoking weed I just can't do that. It was very enjoyable, though.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:25:09 AM No.81937192
>>81935792 (OP)
I had a work from home job and I would goon all day. Getting fired and having to go outside into the real world and work with my hands somehow cured me of it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:26:55 AM No.81937214
>>81935792 (OP)
Sometimes I think it might be nice to do it as a group activity. We used to just call it ERP when it was one on one though.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:27:46 AM No.81937226
>>81935792 (OP)
You need stimulants, anon. Go get some Adderall.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:28:51 AM No.81937242
the male race is doomed
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:39:44 AM No.81937369
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>>81935815
no, even talking to a woman is considered sexual harassment now, women have pretty much cut off 80% of men from all social contact

I mean, there is a big wide world out there, not everywhere is some woke bluehair "sancturary city", but there is no fixing most white people and mainstream american culture, we can only wait for it to die and something else to replace it
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:46:00 AM No.81937442
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>>81935792 (OP)
It feels good.
>>81935815
Sure, give me my lookmatch goonmatch virgin and I'll have sex with her for hours everyday instead of gooning.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:51:26 AM No.81937502
>>81935792 (OP)
This NEEDS sound
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:52:48 AM No.81937514
>>81937369
It was never a race problem the women just suck in general. In the less developed shitholes they still get passed around in harems. In China the women are complete bitches who think guys hobbies should only be chores or paying her money for nothing.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:53:40 AM No.81937518
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>>81935792 (OP)
Why the fuck is weeman and pennywise doing snow?

Also, it's because it became such a meme to masturbate that they do it unironically and got addicted. Zoomers that is
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:54:19 AM No.81937529
>>81935792 (OP)
Orgasm after edging feels a lot better and when life is so shit it's dumb to ask why you're trying to feel good
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:56:32 AM No.81937566
>>81935792 (OP)
The result of men never having sex.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:57:06 AM No.81937576
>>81937529
Even if life worked how it was supposed to it would be dumb to ask why you're trying to feel good. But at least if it was functioning you could more reasonably argue against excess or the unnatural.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:58:27 AM No.81937594
>>81937529
I don't think it does, at least not if you do it a long time. The few times I tried it just felt really weak and the cum was all watery.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:01:22 AM No.81937635
>>81937594
With me I coom a lot harder and more, it'll shoot up a bit and get all over my chest sometimes when I edge for a while.