A security guard and a fag at my office got caught fucking yesterday. The guy who found them said he could unironically hear this dude's ass slapping through the door.
There was literally zero indication that the security guard was gay. Honestly, I don't even think he was before he met this dude. He just saw a fat ass and plapped it.

all straight men are bisexual tops until proven otherwise

>>81936264
I'm a bisexual switch
t. straight man

>>81936243 (OP)
i saw this episode of the sopranos

>>81936524
He wasnt gay

>>81936264
I've convinced my friends to top me before despite them being "totally 100% straight" you just gotta hit em at like 2 am when they're already beating their shit most likely