The current economic made it mandatory for barely legal zoomer boys to get sexually used by millennial women if they want to live outside their parent's home

Nice fetish fantasy. Reality would probably be better if it were true.

>>81936369 (OP)
Women love pets

>>81936369 (OP)
I met my wife when she was 47 and i was 20
She looks like this but older

>>81936369 (OP)
Where do I find 40 year old women to date WHO DO NOT ALREADY HAVE CHILDREN?

>>81936432
What have you tried so far on your own anon?

>>81936464
I have tried nothing and am all out of options.

>>81936432
Nowhere. Just accept a divorcee with grown children out of the house.

>>81936473
Change that or stay lonely forever

>>81936484
I would like to do nothing and get a child free hag (woman-my-age) wife though.

>>81936522
Not going to happen
So tired of weak willed people

>>81936547
My willpower is incredibly strong.

>>81936432
Anon I'm sorry but the ones that want you have children
They want to be reminded of their kids and fuck you at the same time
Idk butnthsts psychology

>>81936369 (OP)
im close to 30 and my chest is stil flat
when do i go through milf puberty

>>81936581
My wife is 26.5 years older than me and she doesnt have kids and was never married before
The hack is fat women

>>81936587
You have to become biologically female first

>>81936587
>im close to 30 and my chest is stil flat
Honestly, don't worry about it. I think overall fitness is much more important than something like boob size.

>>81936655
i dont worry about it men who like skinny flat girls are always more degenerate than cow tiddy lovers and i have nothing in common with those boring ass mfers

>>81936369 (OP)
Zoomers are tall, why the fuck is she bigger than him?

>>81936716
Based, now peg me and call me a good boy while I call you mommy :3

>>81936733
Some men want the experience of being sexually desired as kids by cougars, so even if they want it to be legal, they picture themselves as smaller and weaker than older women to simulate being a kid.

>>81936733
She is 6'1 and he is 5'9 in my head and I assume she likes smaller prey

>>81936369 (OP)
You spammed this shitty thread yesterday. Please see the rules on spamming

>>81936369 (OP)
im about to have an arrangement like this soon desu

30yo or older white woman hit the wall fucking hard. They got wrinkles and cellulite everywhere, and they're ugly as fuck and crazy and either single moms or fat or both.

>>81938551
Sorry anon but big milf will own all young men

>>81938842
That's fine you can have your smelly wrinkly white women lmao

>>81936369 (OP)
I'd guess 22 is too old for them.

>25
>dating a 10 years older touch starved autistic woman
>"makes" me cuddle with her in bed while we watch old 40 year old movies (honestly I end up liking a lot of them)
Life is good not gonna lie

>>81936369 (OP)
Don't you think people would find it weird dating an older woman? Wouldnt your parents be upset?

>>81936369 (OP)
that's very hot..

>>81939230
i'd rather fuck a 40 year old lady that does oral if she smokes weed and does blow every once in a while.

>>81939230
22 is ripe, check >>81939465

>>81939782
1-5 years older is normal for many relationships. But when she is older than a 5 year age gap is when people bat eyes

>>81936369 (OP)
Where the fuck were woman like this when I was barely legal

>>81939782
They would. That's why my zoomer fuckbuddy would leave his phone at home. Even in his early twenties in college, his parents would track his location. Zoomer dick just hits different

>>81940850
>his parents would track his location
this is some next level abuse

>>81936432
theyre literally all over tinder. Chad doesnt want them because their profile mentions their 3 bastard children and he's afraid of responsibility. i dated a single mom once. she said it was refreshing that i didnt try pretend to want / like kids like other guys she was with and just spoke my mind. most of them arent looking for a replacement father and are just lonely.

>>81940896
They are just too overprotective
Don't feel too bad for him. He's in Hawaii on vacation right now because of them
He asked if I will still be interested when he comes back which is very cute

>>81936587
you should get a short hair cut. then u can have baths with boys ^_^

>>81939782
i think op raises a good point though. an older women has their life together and have been through enough not to depend on guys. it could potentially be a good way to start your own life if you're fine that they have experience. they could afford to get you gifts and support you. might be better than living with parents like most zoomies.