Boxxy 4.0 - /r9k/ (#81936922) [Archived: 34 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:06:09 AM No.81936922
boxxy1
boxxy1
md5: 5550d9482ae5e94b004c94a468fbc23f🔍
The next Boxxy clone is due in 2 years...
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:09:41 AM No.81936977
They shouldn't even try.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:14:40 AM No.81937039
I guess Shoe, boxxy is a little juvenile, kiwi is very slutty, Shoe at least does intelligent videos.
Replies: >>81938356
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:12:45 AM No.81937769
They're all fucking bitch ugly then
They're all fucking bitch ugly now
Send all three of them back
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:48:11 AM No.81938127
>>81936922 (OP)
In 08 Boxxy was totally fuckable.
Replies: >>81938144
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:49:08 AM No.81938133
shes already here, shes called melonie mac. some christian trad grifter.
Replies: >>81938341
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:51:21 AM No.81938144
>>81938127
Boxxy, like all celebrities, are Satans clone. Thats really what Satan looks like. The name box is one of Satans jokes, because he sometimes says were trapped inside a box.
Replies: >>81938173
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:52:11 AM No.81938149
*glomps you*
she's never early
she's always late
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:55:01 AM No.81938173
>>81938144
You are totally ruining this for me.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:03:57 AM No.81938241
>>81938173
Satan is actually controlling all the ppl on tv. He makes tv shows lol. Which actually is somewhat impressive, but were just too lonely to care. But we still tell Satan what a good job hes doing and that hes a good girl and we love his tv shows. I love tv shows. Theyre nice to snuggle up to a pillow and watch some good.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:08:12 AM No.81938279
>>81936922 (OP)
man, boxxy was such a cutie when she was younger, i wasn't a fan of her short hair style even though i'm normally a fan of short hair women, it didn't suit her, she's a long hair type of girl.
i do ocassionally wonder what the hell she's up to now a days? does she game? does she watch anime? i know she was into my little pony i wonder what she's all about now, wish she'd appear on a podcast.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:11:49 AM No.81938315
>>81938279
Satan posted all the boxxy stuff himself almost. Lol he does that a lot, he samefags the fucking thing hundreds of thousands of times, until we hear it. Now, boxxy exists. But, boxxy knows all our names and is also watching us poop. Because, there isnt a boxxy. Boxxy is Satan. Were in a world that has an omnipotent godlike being who creates his own clones to live out fantasies through digital entertainment.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:14:28 AM No.81938341
>>81938133
she's already been around forever. she's damn near 40 years old.
Replies: >>81938599
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:15:45 AM No.81938356
>>81937039

she got married and everything.
Replies: >>81938643
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:44:05 AM No.81938599
>>81938341
Yeah Satans bodies basically. Get very old. And, he still has sex with them the entire time. Because, he doesnt ever waste good fuck meat. You can fuck that hole, is what Satan says. Satan has had sex with Boxxy thousands and thousands of times. This guy. Dude are you listening? Satan is a real alien who has sex with human womens assholes lol. He likes to fingerbNg their buttholes with his penis. Dude he basically figured out how to have sex. And? Hes had sex at least hundred billion times. Lol, and he can talk about it too, which is so fucking crazy. Satan has banged your moms asshole like at least a zollion times.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:46:31 AM No.81938619
>>81938599
I wish Satan would bang my asshole too. Why does he ignore me? I need love too, fucker.
Replies: >>81938659
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:50:04 AM No.81938643
>>81938356
Tinder isnt even a real dating app. It exists to provide a plausible sexual market, to make up for the extreme lack of sexual competition were witnessing irl. You never ever see that type of thing. For the same reason that you rarely see half dead ppl screaming. Because, they are Satans clones. And only he gets to fuck them. And when they die, they know already what dying is like. So they just do it or something. Lol, heres a fun question is how god disposes of his own clones once they die. Like, the ambulances are probably for show. For the same reason as tinder, just to make it look like its real. They likely just drive around with their sounds on, just to scare us. But, so listen to this. A decaying body is actually very dirty. So, Satan likely had mass graves filled up with his own clones. But, hes also hilariously thrifty. So theres probably a good number of his clones doing a type of mortician work basically where they take everything valuable from the body. I bet he recycles his own boners lol and puts them into our soda. Theres ground boner dust in our Coca Cola.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:50:25 AM No.81938645
>>81938599
this schizophrenic anon has satan hiding in xir's anus
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:52:18 AM No.81938659
>>81938619
R u grill? I can grill a hotdog on ur big butt baby. Shake dat bootlicious niggering slampig ass you got hunny bunches of oats.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:54:36 AM No.81938681
>>81938659
I am a third year old hairy man with greasy hair, rotting teeth, and a lazy eye that has not showered in three days.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:45:19 AM No.81939004
>>81936922 (OP)
someone post shoes nudes again. I need a reminder of what the semen demon looks like
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:55:09 AM No.81939069
>>81936922 (OP)
Who is the bottom one supposed to be
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:21:52 AM No.81939245
>>81936922 (OP)
Fuck please just let me go back to when Boxxy was actually a thing. I can't believe we all actually got old. Take me out back and shoot me already
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:46:44 AM No.81939410
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FhVYQ6QWAAQ1dFp
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>>81939069
>Who is the bottom one supposed to be
just search her