hitler wakes you up, whats the first thing you do?

give him a good plapping

>>81937366 (OP)
>whats the first thing you do?
Your mom

>>81937366 (OP)
tie him down

>>81937366 (OP)
Literally break down crying tears of joy, hop out of bed and fall on my knees weep. Then ask for 5 more minutes

>>81937366 (OP)
That's possible if we create a virtual AI Hitler and you set alarm for him to wake you up.

>>81937366 (OP)
bumpbumpbumpirgurg

>>81937366 (OP)
I would make love with him

>>81937366 (OP)
Give him a big hug and say thank you.

>>81938632
I bet he would hug you back. He is so nice

wake him up right back. Nobody wakes me up and gets away with it. Especially not Hitler!

bully Goebbels together

>>81937366 (OP)
I would bow down to him and kiss every step he takes.

>>81937366 (OP)
I'd say "Mein fuhrer, is it that time at last?"

>>81939973
if only the swastika was in the right direction

>>81937366 (OP)
Salute and report. I actually once dreamt I was reporting to the Reichsfuehrer-SS.