Whats the biggest hint you ever missed?

Mine was a girl having her friend take pics of her with me in the background so it looked like she was kissing me (in high school)
Another was this girl who would always pet my hair in the halls when she saw me also in hs

>>81941753 (OP)
She said she had a crush on me

>>81941753 (OP)
Not sure if they were hints or just bullying since I was 12-14 yrs old

>>81941753 (OP)
>Whats the biggest hint you ever missed?
when a woman chained me to a bed and told me she wanted to have sex with me, but i said no, turned 360 degrees and walked away.

>>81941753 (OP)
she asked if I knew anybody exactly like me to take her virginity and she asked if I had any ideas

the thought of saying me never crossed my mind, this was my BEST friend of like 14 years (we were 16)

probably a ton of other hints too, this is the only one she told me about, we did eventually start dating and now we're married

none. i have never even talked with a female beyond professional settings

No girl has ever been nice to me, wanted to be my friend, or showed me any romantic interest whatsoever

Mine was a girl I worked with sending me nudes on Snapchat didn't know it was her at first but when I finally figured out it was her it was too late (I called her a whore on snap because she had male deodorants and stuff in the background of her nudes so I assumed she had a bf)

Cute blonde girl when I was in school would tease and insult me when she was with her friends but the occasional time we were alone she would be really nice to me and smile all the time.

Also I slapped the ass of another cute blonde girl with a huge and she looked pissed off but would walk around looking for me just to scowl at me, I would just apologise but now i realise that she probably liked it

1. Girl in 7th grade science class asked me out. She was kind of cute, had blonde wavy hair and looked like a really nice girl. I was happy and was going to say yes but a guy started laughing and said "bro, really?!" so I ended up saying no, I didn't want to be embarassed.

2. Next year I was asked out by another girl, she was Korean and we dated for 2 days. She just sent me notes and I read them, I didn't really "get" what I had to do with a gf.
3. I went to summer school before high school, I sat on the bus next to this cute big titty girl every day, and she followed me around a lot. She said weird things like "uhh my boobs are so sweaty in this bra!", leaned on me a lot, and was pretty much like a puppydog on me. We hung out kind of like this until 10th grade when I think she gave up. Since I met her until we drifted apart, I jerked off to her every day.
4. I was asked out by a really tall redhead. It was the middle of 10th grade and I didn't really get what to do with a girlfriend yet. I just thought I didn't have a car or my own apartment so we couldn't have sex, and I wasnt ready for babies yet since I couldn't support her or our baby. I didn't want to sound like an autist so I just told her I didn't want to get AIDS, I thought that was more sensible. She cried and her friends got angry at me.
5. By 11th grade my "autistic" tendencies and lack of social ability were starting to have an insane impact on me. Two girls that used to hang out with me and my only friend back in middle school, started to follow us around again. In 8th grade they would rub our cocks in the back of class. I still didn't get what they wanted then, or now in 11th grade. They hung out with us and my friend asked one out. Me and the other would go with them to dates, and she would try to hug me or wear my jackets, but I didn't get it. I asked for my jacket back eventually because she had it for too long and I didn't want my mom to think I lost it. (1/2)

>>81941753 (OP)
>be autistic ADHD class clown in 8th grade
>stacies are literally asking me out and sitting next to me with and leaning in
>too autistic and sperg out any time they make a move
>9th grade comes
>everyone is too "mature" for that style of humor, now I'm just the weird outcast
Should have taken the chance while I had it

>>81941753 (OP)
Women hinting at all digusts me on a visceral level

>>81941900
I had situation like that happen to me but it was only 1 girl and it was obvious she liked but I was too insecure and I felt I would be dragging her down if I got with her so I played dumb and ignored her hints

>>81941892
5.(cont) this girl also wore my belt in middle school from what I remember, it was a cool spiky belt my grandma bought me. When I asked for that back too I could tell she was hurt but I just thought "you can buy your own belt?"

6. Forgot to mention that in 10th grade I was in honors pre-calculus, and there was another girl with a pretty delicious body that followed me around with her friends after school where I waited by the front of the building for 30 to 40 minutes everyday for my mom to pick me up. She looked a lot like jade west from that victoria justice show. Mom didn't want me taking the bus. This girl would ask me questions and what I was listening to, and once told me she was so pale her ass would turn red fast if I spanked it. My immediate thought was "what the, are her parents still spanking her at her age?!?"

7. My senior year I was super depressed because of how lonely I was. In spanish class I sat behind this 11th grade redhead that would try to include me in everything, ask me questions, I think she was just trying to cheer me up, could have been non romantic actually. Her hair would smell nice, she sat next to me and would lean in close kind of like we were always talking in secret, since I was soft spoken and sleepy all the time.

actually there is more so ill do a third part

8. I I had decent grades and a pretty high SAT I think, (680math/630 eng or there abouts) but I didn't apply to any schools as I didn't care about anything and was lonely and depressed and would spend all day playing WoW. I went to the local community college instead, my mom forced me to get out of the house. I met another friend from school there again, and he invited me to his birthday. There was a girl there that kept giving me points in the cards against humanity game, I thought she just felt sorry for me. I went back to my friends place that night to play WoW, and she came back with us and my friends GF and made us cookies. She sat next to me and asked me questions about WoW but I told her I couldn't focus on my strand of the ancients game if she kept talking. Eventually she left and I think I made everyone angry there.
9. The next social event I ever went to was his next birthday, and there were more girls there that wanted to talk to me but at that point I was fully committed to being forever alone and had a waifu and was a consistent poster on tohno-chan boards and IRC. I gave my friend his gift but then they brought out weed, so I went in the room and started playing WoW instead. My friend barged in there 20 minutes later and said "dude, are you serious? there are chicks here, there's tons of booze and weed they're asking where you are?!" I just said "oh that's okay I'm just going to play wow I dont want any weed.

there is still more to rant

>>81941753 (OP)
I never miss the hints, I just intentionally pretend like I'm stupid unless it's someone I want back.

>>81942020
10. after i finished my crappy 2 year degree I didn't find a job obviously as I was completely asocial. I played MoP every single day and got drunk often alone in bed. Eventually my mom forced me to get a job at the local grocery store across the street, stocking shelves. My years of wow min/maxing meant that in my first month, my stocking ability and task completion was #1 in our region which got us a pizza party and I got a 25 cent raise. I was asked out by two coworkers here but they're not worth mentioning because they were ugly and not hot like the girls before i was a certified loser. No more bridget jones diary girls baking me cookies.

There isn't much to say after this point since I had a complete mental break and wanted to legitimately kill myself, but then I met a manic pixie dream girl, i finally asked a girl out and finally held a girl's hand, and then fixed my life so I'm a super extreme normie checklist wise.

But there you go OP, all the hints I missed. I still have no idea what any of those girls saw in me, because I am short (5'9")

>>81941753 (OP)
Ive had friends admit to me they had a crush on me several times and tried flirting, but since i am utterly autistic i never picked up on it until they told me years later.

>>81941753 (OP)
In freshman year of college a girl who I was in a club with texted me after a meeting to asking to come over because her roommate had a bunch of people over and she had nowhere else to go.
She came over and immediately lays down on my bed. I sat a respectful away at my desk. Maybe an hour later my roommate comes home and she excuses herself to leave.

>>81941753 (OP)
When I was in highschool this girl would tell all of her friends she had a crush on me. She would tell them so much nearly everyday that her friends all got together and told me to just get with her already because theyre genuinely tired of hearing about it at this point. She was cute and I was interested but I was too much of a sperg to make anything happen

Why do i read things that i know will make me sad?

>>81941753 (OP)
A girl staring at me a foot away

>>81941753 (OP)
>cute emo girl in middle school used to stroke my growing facial hair/stubble.
i don't know why i never got the hint, why the fuck else would a girl rub my face other than she liked it, or maybe she just liked the feeling of stubble i don't know...
>in high school a girl in my science class used to wrap her legs around mine like we were playing footsies or something, one time she asked me if i could guess what guy in the class she had a crush on and she said no to all the guys i named in class, but i was too shy to guess my own name.
she was so hot too, dammit.

>>81941783
awww anon that's so cute

>>81941753 (OP)
Girl and all her friend group came at my lunch table and the Stacy of the group says outloud that the quiet shy girl likes me while all her friends watch and are smiling. I just immediately felt like they were lying to me and wanted to basically bully me so I didnt believe them and ignored them. I also couldnt believe that a girl would actually like me, just too unbelievable. Saw the quiet girl crying after lunch and all her friends were shitting on me. The fuck was I supposed to do, start sucking her toes or something? Imagine if the roles were reveresed and like 6 guys surround a girl and pressure her to date one of them. I would have been way more open to her if she approached me by herself, but having 6 girls surround me flirtily was just too much for my incel-self to believe and act on. I regret not believing it and dating her because she was nice and cute and I turned out a way bigger loser incel after that, my one and only positive interaction with a woman who MIGHT have liked me.

None, no girl has ever been interested me. Seems I'm the only real robot left here.
>uh but you missed them
No I saw when girls gave hints to other guys, it's always so obvious.