I have a gf but I want a second one. One is not enough.

>>81941802 (OP)
I desire a minimum of 3 gf's

>>81941802 (OP)
I want 0.5 Gfs

>>81941931
There's a burned femanon on here with a hand missing. That might count as half a gf

>>81941945
he means a child i think

>>81941802 (OP)
and how are you planning to accomplish that?

>>81941802 (OP)
Have you considered putting your penis into her vagina more regularly or?

>>81941965
Kekd thanks for the laugh

>>81941802 (OP)
I've got 3 girlfriends and they're all fine with each other

say, why do men think they can't get girlfriends?

OH YEAH I'M TAKING THEM ALL LMAO

>>81941802 (OP)
moids constantly complain about not having gfs and when someone does take a chance on them they act like the biggest pieces of shit around to them

>>81942114
tell us more about your fantasy harem. this is the kind of larping i can get behind

>>81942250
I'm just actually nice to women and generous with the money I have, that's it

I literally have 3 girlfriends because I treat them right, can hold a conversation, and make enough money

>>81942269
Larping isn't supposed to be plausible.

>>81941802 (OP)
polygamy doesn't make sense. You don't get more love you split the love. It's devalued and worth less then.

>>81942269
you could at least be a little more creative. it'd be much hotter without any financial incentives

>>81942385
well I also manage my time well and am able to spend time with all of them, I've got almost infinite stamina and energy (not even mentioning sex) so they all love me

>>81942398
do you at least take their passports so they can't run away

>>81942458
>do you at least take their passports so they can't run away
NTA, I'm going to have mine get Lesbian marriages so they can bring in additional foreign women.

>>81942481
that's a really smart solution I hadn't thought of

>>81942481
fucking 100 iq
>>81942552
hot ass picrel, i had this hot ass dream/scenario where i teach one of my gfs stroke game as she strapon fucks the other one all the while coaching her playing with her pussy and nipples can't get it out of my head

Why are all poly people butt ugly
Do they think fucking several 2/10s equals the same value as fucking one attractive woman
Humorous

>>81942580
Why are you such a hater
Effervescent

>>81942570
That's hot. Would you be fucking the other girl too in that scenario or would you be more of a coach?
I always wanted to dp a girl with my bf

>>81942638
i guess after she understands the basics of stroking we could Eiffel tower?
i've always wanted to try it as like a bonding experience but i don't wanna share my gf with another dude so a gf with a strapon could be a nice stand in

>>81942638
>I always wanted to dp a girl with my bf
Have you told your BF?

>>81942618
It's just an observation
Every time I've gotten close to a threesome I had to say no because the other women were deformed tier ugly. And I hook up with cute guys. The cute curly haired zoomer I'm fucking tried to get me to fuck a la creatura brownoid with him and her selfies made me want to puke. Giant nose and huge linebacker shoulders Ain't no fuckin way blud. Also makes me rethink fucking him at all if he sees us on the same level. I'm offended
It's better to go for quality not quantity

>>81942670
I mean you are probably on the same level, anonette. Not trying to be mean. Your lack of ability to attract a threesome partner you find attractive says more about you than about the other women out there

>>81942650
I do feel like it would make you even closer as a couple. I really like the idea of working together as a team to make the other girl cum until she can't think straight. If you had to choose, which hole would you want for yourself, and which one would you want your girlfriend to use her strap-on on the other girl?

>>81942685
I'm pretty cute I just have aspergers and suck with women. They can smell my tism

>>81942796
i guess ill stick to the pussy, and take turns.
One of us uses her mouth as a pussy(probably me first off) and we just rotate till she's seeing stars.
i like a cute butthole don't get me wrong but i feel like the girl will get hurt and just end up being in pain and turned off for the rest of the time.

>>81942842
I get that anal isn't an option unless she's prepared, but I feel like it could be really intimate. I'd love to be under her, gently thrusting inside her pussy, praising her, letting her know how well she's taking it as he slowly works his way into her ass, taking his time until she's fully adjusted to the stretch. Hearing her cute little moans and gasps because she might be a little overwhelmed at first. That's a huge fantasy for me but of course taking turns on her pussy and mouth would be fun too

>>81943089
ok now that you put it like that goddam......(i am reconsidering)

>>81943097
You'd have to find someone okay with anal though, which I think makes it a bit more complicated

>>81943119
yeah thats my issue i guess.
i don't really have the looks or social skills to even get one gf.
i always wanted to get with two talented girls(you know writing, drawing etc) and we three move to the country close to a busy city like KC kansas or something.
they use the solitude and peace to improve themselves and help each other and obviously we fuck alot and have fun.
oh well i got a pew pew if the despair becomes to great so i think it'll be ok.
thanks for larping with me anon(nona?)

>>81943157
Don't despair. I'm sure you can accomplish it if you work on it. Looks and social skills aren't set in stone, anon.
I always think it's funny when men say they're attracted to talent, how does that work. Would you think about their painting skills in bed?

>>81943209
more so im attracted to power or i guess more accurately ability.
i just think its badass and on a personal level i have lot of respect for people like that.
so the fact that someone like that would let me be intimate with them idk it would feel good i guess idk.
would you prefer the guy you were with not be good at anything even if they were a dimepiece?

>>81943366
prefer, no. but i wouldn't mind. In my experience passion and discipline usually trump talent
I see what you mean though :)