How do you get a girlfriend?

By socializing.

>>81942097 (OP)
reminder that women can not love men the way men love women. youre more a status symbol to here than a soulmate

>>81942110
how do you socialize in order to get a girlfriend?
>>81942125
i choose to not believe that

>>81942097 (OP)
be interesting, be interested, talk, listen, make conversation, be honest, help her when you can, treat her well, when she spreads her legs do not fumble, do NOT fumble, you will treat her nicely

>>81942097 (OP)
Be Chad, anon

Here is the real version btw from ops pic.

>>81942136
how do i find her in the first place?

>>81942097 (OP)
just be yourself that worked for me!

>>81942097 (OP)
Be sexy or evil

Be sexyvil

Be a recognisable poster on /r9k/ and someone might want to be your internet gf

>>81942620
wait really? that can't be!

>>81942662
Those take it easy anons have a bunch of women obsessed with them but they're all too shy and autistic to take advantage of that

>>81942695
>Those take it easy anons have a bunch of women obsessed with them but they're all too shy and autistic to take advantage of that
proofs???

I'm so excited. I talked to this fembot a few years ago and we lost touch, but I messaged her again recently and now she wants to move in with me and be my gf and eventually wife. I guess she liked me a lot when we talked before and was too shy to say hi again. I'm glad I reached out to her, I was thinking about her a bit. We fell asleep together on video call last night, my first time doing that, and I woke up to her sleeping face across from mine and it made me feel so bright and full of hope. I think I may have made it. I want to road trip down and bring her home soon.

>>81942734
good for you anon!
I hope you live happily ever after!

>>81942707
It's less obvious now but at their peak those threads were full of girl lurkers

>>81942662
You forget: be white or east asian

>>81942695
that explains why a couple of times a got someone asking to be my gf in my threads, I assumed she was joking (or that it was a man)

>>81942742
50+ year marriage incoming :)

>>81942744
i thought there was only one

>>81942752
I got*
I was gonna type something else and made a mistake >_<

>>81942758
It's unironically the biofem thread. Like half the anons there were women at one point.

>>81942134
>i choose to not believe that
sure, i respect your opinion.

>>81943258
Wow i was not aware of that. Where did all the girls go?