i'm shy about eating in public since i have to vomit acid on my food until it's liquid enough that can be sucked up into my probiscis

>>81943084 (OP)
all flies are indian because they like poop like indians do.
indians breed in cow poop, they lay their indian eggs on cow poop and that's where indians come from which is why killing cows is taboo there, cows are a part of their reproductive process.

>>81943100
my father was an oriental