Not having anal sex with your girlfriend is like buying a house and not using the basement even though it has one. I have the right to empty my balls in your ass.

No, I didn't make this thread lad, but I heartily approve of it. Anal sex is the epitome of intimacy and erotic expression of love.

Mark shags Helen up the arse twice a week so I've heard

>>81943349 (OP)
footlad pays his mam 750 pound a month to live in his childhood box room while he posts scat and tranny porn all day

>>81943349 (OP)
Do you think women enjoy anal? Would you enjoy it?

>>81943397
Wonder if his mother knows what a degenerate he is

>>81943397
Truly the most pathetic cretin in r9k

>>81943349 (OP)
well here is my persoective as a woman who is extremely anti anal and encourages other women to stay away from it, my reasons are
>the anus does not exist to be penetrated by a penis. it exists to pipe shit out from your intestines. you are risking serious injury.
>the reason above is also why you need to go through a 20 step routine to even prepare for anal sex while vaginal, the superior form of sex takes none.
>its inherent connection to poop is disgusting.
>it is physically painful.
>it is the most common way to spread stds.
>men who request this are suspicious. if he was straight, he would be into the vagina like a normal person. men who want to fuck women in the ass are just using them because of their repressed faggotry.
if you want to fuck assholes so badly, just download grindr.

>>81943413
It's either Mykola or Footlad

Is this the new thread lads? I'm confused

If a woman is not giving you anal then it means she doesn't consider you 'the one'.

>>81943403

I don't enjoy going to work everyday to put bread on the table or eating pussy, but you do it because... that's what we do for each other. The wife should give up her butt at least once in the relationship for consummation purposes but there are advantages to continued indulging of anal sex like no pregnancy. There is no defense for the woman to mount against the idea if she's had anal sex before. The only caution I have against anal sex is frequent and habitual indulgence as opposed to occasional indulgence like on Valentine's day or something. Frequent indulgence could result in fecal incontinence like gay men experience, and no husband should want that to happen to his wife. It is necessary for lovemaking purposes to explore that hole and plant your flag there at least once though.

You've got ONE MINUTE to cop Civ 6 for free on Epic

>>81943349 (OP)
because i am a straight woman and sodomy is for homos

Experimenting with anal even just once drastically increases risk of future incontinence
I have no desire for it
I have no desire for a man WHO desires it because I think it's a fagminded thing to crave. My pink innie is right there and you want to fuck my ass? Mental issues. Go be gay somewhere else GAY BOY FAGGOT

Shippy driving his van for minimum wage kek

>>81943455

Thanks, anon, but I got it on Steam. Extremely based post by the way.

>>81943465
And it hurts in most cases

>>81943422
>>81943465
My wife sometimes asks me to take her up the ass, is she gay??

>>81943349 (OP)
i like having my ass eaten because the rim is quite sensitive but i don't think anal is for me. it is more difficult in practice than it looks in porn. i have tried to stick a finger in my butt once out of curiosity and it just wouldn't open up, i used some lube and it hurt like a bitch. i cannot imagine a dick ever fitting there. it is not pleasurable like fingering my pussy either. i would rather play with my pussy instead.

>>81943477
No, just a stupid whore

>>81943448
She need a good wash, yuk

>>81943422

>all this blah blah blah garbage

No, I want to mark my territory. You're not my bitch unless I nut in every hole. I guarantee you've done it before anyway.

>>81943465
>Experimenting with anal even just once drastically increases risk of future incontinence
What? This isn't true at all. The only incontinence that comes from anal is from gays who are genuinely animalistic and engage in anal without any prep or care. Properly prepared anal sex, with lots of lube and going slow results in no incontinence.
t. man who screws his wife's arse regularly over the years and she has nothing of the sort happening to her

>>81943422
>>men who request this are suspicious. if he was straight, he would be into the vagina like a normal person.
show me a straight woman that is crazy about testicles

>>81943496
Ok thanks for clearing that up Professor Anal. If she was gay I'd have to divorce her because I don't like fags heehee!

>>81943422
The last part is insanely true, all men who crave anal have gay tendencies. A real man huffs pussy

>>81943477
no shit xhe does, trannies don't have another hole

>>81943451
youre retarded and rapey
>doesnt like eating pussy
and gay
>>81943422
yeah idk, its not designed for penetration but it is designed to allow things like dilation and usually a constipated shit is way bigger than most penises

heres my thing, I dont think anal is good either health wise long term, but if you think a finger up your butt feels bad you are a liar and probably someone that touches their own asshole a lot and doesnt know how to get the smell off their fingers

also you might be a size queen just saying

>>81943349 (OP)
people who fetishize fucking someone in the pooper are either porn addicts who don't know how the poopchute actually is outside of porn with actors who do 10 enemas before shooting, or mentally ill

>>81943528
Lay off the drugs/alcohol you sound fucking dumb and make no sense
>inb4 you are this stupid sober

>>81943349 (OP)
why are there british schizophrenics in this thread? go back to containment

>>81943528

>youre retarded and rapey

I'm not rapey, but if I was, you would love it and you know it. Women should have all their holes marked.

>and gay

I'd be more inclined to eat your pussy if you washed your buttcrack in the shower, femanon. But as it stands, having my organs shut down from diarrhea bacteria is not on my list of desired outcomes. Throat cancer too.

Me? I enjoy shagging me wife's uncleaned arse with my uncircumcised willard and the game is to collect pellets of her shit under my foreskin and then shoot them at her face like it's a nerf gun.

>>81943349 (OP)
I am generally open minded when it comes to sex but I cannot get past the ick factor when it comes to butt stuff. It's the poop organ so it's gross. I also think my ass is ugly and it would take a really perverted moid to want to fuck it. My butthole looks nothing like those porn buttholes, it's dark, hairy and there is some weird skin tag hanging out, I don't even know what caused it, it's just small like a bump and skin colored, not a prolapse. It would make me feel like shit for a man to inspect it up close. I don't even like PIV in doggy because I don't like my ass shape either. I think I look better from the front and my pussy is much prettier.

>>81943582
You care too much about how you look during sex
Men don't think like that they just fuck and enjoy it
Try letting go more stop self cucking yourself
Only looks good from the front give me a break

I did not raise my dick to be big and strong to shove it in a shit hole.

>>81943466
shippy pretending to be a child on 4chan to get to a few laughs in with the lads on the noncecord

>>81943614
spoken like a true gay man in ancient greece

The anti-anal crew from britfeel send their regards.

Pic related, what happens after anal.

>>81943627
what the fuck is that thing eww

>>81943626
I'm the opposite of gay because I don't want to fuck asses.

>>81943582

>I am generally open minded when it comes to sex but I cannot get past the ick factor when it comes to butt stuff.

Just clean up, fast for a day, and get an enema done. It's easy. A couple of shots of Jack Daniel's and I don't care about the disgusting stuff either.

It MUST happen. Buttsex is not for women's pleasure either so don't worry about thinking its gross. It's for the pleasure of the man much like cunnilingus is for the woman.

>but it's my butthole, poop comes out of there!

And food is supposed to go into the mouth, not penises, but we do that anyway.

>>81943630
rMark can't help it, lad. He got TMAU. He got that hidden disability. Sometimes he stinks of fish, sometimes he stinks of shit. He got bad bowels he need to go toilet on the quick sometimes. Well sometimes you have a few jars and a few wokkles and you go to go don't yah? But you had too many and you can't make it so you gotta shit your pants. It not his fault lad, he would've worked all his life if not for TMAU hidden disability.

>>81943349 (OP)
I am exclusively interested in sexual acts that can make me cum

>>81943638

The other guy had her ass. And even if he didn't you should want to be the first and only.

>it's le gay

It's a woman's ass, on a woman's body. If fucking girl butt makes you think of men, that's not a problem with the hole.

>>81943422
Trvthnvke
Based foid putting the closeted fags in their place.

>>81943656
If a man is too into anal it shows that he has probably fucked men in the ass or will eventually cheat on you with a male he probably simps for trannies too

>>81943656
As I already mentioned, I don't want to shove my dick in dirty holes.

Pegginglad and chika have a lot to contribute

>>81943664
that's the dumbest most retarded homophobic take in this thread
the other anon who claims it's only for male pleasure comes close though

>>81943676
A woman being homophobic is just being based and normal. Faggots spread disease and rape children. It's common sense to be cautious of them. Fuck out of here.

>>81943682
that's not a faggot issue that's just a male problem

>>81943676
Reality is homophobic? Have you considered not being a faggot?

>>81943684
Sorry you slippery faggot I didn't let them memoryhole monkeypox from me. You guys are an extra level of fucked up even for scrotes. Gays are like super demons

>>81943349 (OP)
im not against it but he would just have to go very slow and probably wouldnt be pleasurable for him

>>81943349 (OP)
SHUT THE FUCK UP MYKOLA

>>81943689
how is it realistic. a woman's anus is feminine just like the rest of her. claiming a man who wants to fuck it is automatically gay is just retarded

>like buying a house and not using the basement
if the basement has feces come up out of it then yeah id advise you not use it shit for brains

>>81943741
That's why you clean the basement then use it

>>81943664
>>81943666

Holy fucking cope. Imagine thinking doing video-related to your bitch makes you more gay. Imagine homosexualizing claiming another part of your woman.

>>81943732

>a woman's anus is feminine just like the rest of her.

Based.

As thread invigilator I can say that the pro-anal side has won this time.

>>81943828
Only if you think screeching makes you right

>>81943422
>wanting a WOMAN'S asshole makes you gay
Shut the fuck up, bitch. What if you don't want a man's asshole? You want a woman's asshole?

>>81943732
because anal sex is inherently homosexual, it shows you would have sex with men too

>>81943907
Do men's butts look the same as women's butts?

>>81943918
who gives a fuck, men don't have vaginas and women do. it is pleasurable for men but it is not for women (no prostate). this is clearly for gays and no one would be surprised if you dumped a woman for gay sex because you are obsessed with anal. everyone would tell her "what did you expect"

>>81943936
well I also won't be surprised if your boyfriend fucks a woman on the side who does anal
what did you expect
i'm sure he'll have a laugh with his friends about it too

>>81944000
Trips confirm anon is right.

>>81943547
Ive literally never seen someone project this much in my life haha

youve been taking lots of pills lately eh? im sure your doctor assured you they're healthy

Accidentally slid my cock into ex's ass. She didn't stop me and even started moaning

>>81944026
did she have anal sex before or are you that small anon?

>>81944000
she can have fun catching aids and shitting herself for the rest of her life, why would i ever date a closeted faggot

>>81944023
Your post literally broke off and changed in the middle, you're nuts

>>81944044
Never with me and maybe I am small. Who knows if she would let all the guys she was cheating with fuck her up the ass

>>81944063
If you won't give up your ass, you are not submissive to him.

>>81944065
ask me how I know you don't speak english as a first language

>>81944063
Your posts just show that you have a kindergarten level understanding of human sexuality and your own body. Do you even know how the clitoris works? Or the anus? For some women anal sex can be pleasurable too and you're doing yourself and other girls a disfavour by framing it in such a dumbass way.
Don't try to act like you're some enlightened bitch for being too much of a coward to take it up the ass. Just admit you're too much of a pussy and don't drag other people into it

>>81944118
have you ever been pegged before? ever got a finger up your ass while cumming?

>>81944160
No. Women should surrender their ass to their man or they aren't really submissive.

>>81944160
A finger up your ass while cumming is not gay. Even pegging is not gay but I find it retarded and submissive on the man's part. The point is a woman should be surrendering her holes to her man or she just isn't that into him or doesn't feel secure or safe.

>>81944118
having closeted fag desires is the furthest thing from dominance lmao
>>81944156
oh i know very well how the human anatomy works, that's why i know the asshole is for shitting, not fucking

>>81944199
Are you against oral too?

>>81944188
If I am into a man I would rather have normal sex

>>81944208
no because doing it doesn't give you chronic incontinence

NORMIES GET MARRIED TO WOMEN WHO WONT SUCK THEIR DICK OR LET THEM FUCK THEIR ASS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>81944224
Eww, that's disgusting, mouths are for food and water.

>>81944244
Both fall under the definition of Sodomy and marriage is holy.

>>81944199
apparently you don't because you ignore that the clitoris is not just the tiny bundle of nerves on the outside, but also a whole bunch on inside. Including near your ass, which, surprise, can be stimulated through anal. For some women it's actually easier to come through anal than vaginal due to how their body is built. Even if it's not common.
Do you also think all men just spontaneously develop incontinence once a doctor does their yearly prostate exam?
Do you plan on telling your future husband he should neglect his health because a finger up his ass by another man is gay?

>>81944244

it's so true. whore for chad, prude for provider. if your woman doesn't give you all her holes, it's over.

>>81944287
>apparently you don't because you ignore that the clitoris is not just the tiny bundle of nerves on the outside, but also a whole bunch on inside.
i know i have a pussy
>For some women it's actually easier to come through anal than vaginal due to how their body is built. Even if it's not common.
why are you deliberately ignoring the fact that it is painful for most women
>Do you also think all men just spontaneously develop incontinence once a doctor does their yearly prostate exam?
no because they are not shoving a penis up your ass, something that absolutely does not belong in an anus
>Do you plan on telling your future husband he should neglect his health because a finger up his ass by another man is gay?
yes because it would be funny

>>81944402
I said for some, that's not ignoring anything. And most of the times it hurts because men are idiots and rush it.
So by that logic fingers belong up someones ass?

>>81944548
why are you comparing medical exams to sex also the other moids itt made it clear that they are into anal BECAUSE it hurts women, they don't care about our pleasure. it being unpleasant is a feature not a bug for them

>>81943349 (OP)
Just find the freaks who love anal.

>>81944648
As a rule women are masochistic. This is why lots of women love anal sex ... Altho I must say for the women I meet that aren't into it already it's easier to stick to oral and vaginal than to try and break a bitch in

>>81944648
stop moving the goalposts. You're acting like someones ass instantly starts falling out the moment someone touches the rectum, that's why I mentioned it. The human body is so much more resilient than that.
Also who cares what the men are saying, what matters to me is that women get to enjoy their own body. And for some that includes anal. There's enough dumbass propaganda about the female body already. Women should experience it and decide for themselves whether it's something they enjoy or not. They definitely shouldn't be gaslit into thinking their man is gay for enjoying a part of the female anatomy, that the women might even enjoy themselves.
Just because the ass is the only hole gay men have to offer besides their mouth doesn't mean it's gay on a woman.

>>81944648

>the other moids itt made it clear that they are into anal BECAUSE it hurts women

you are so frustrating. i'm into anal because i want to own you, not because I am a sadistic bastard. just say that you don't want to submit yourself to your boyfriend's cock.

Because if you're not willing to take it up the arse why should i?

wanting anal irl is the most pornbrained thing ever

shit on your dick is not hot

>>81945484
what if he does? are you ready to spread your cheeks?
I honestly think men would be better lover if they got pegged regularly

>>81945484
I don't mind a bit of assplay

>>81945484
Men give, not receive

>>81943422
Sad day when I find a woman on r9k who I agree with. Honestly I hate it just because I'm a guy and it's become so normalized that you come off as weird for not wanting to insert your penis into a toothpaste tube filled with shit. No I don't care if you wash your ass, you can pressure washer a public toilet I'm not rubbing my dick on it.

Also thanks to this we now have men talking about easting ass, which is essentially just a scat fetish rebranding. It's all a gay psyop.

But you sound like a minority among women, I despise your gender for being cattle, you couldn't even hold out and say a troon is a mentally ill man. I hate whores and again it's the women who seethe at me for hating on "womens liberation". You're probably a troon, but it's just nice to hear more hetrosexuals point out the gay psyops.

>>81944824
very telling that you have more of a problem with me saying anal is painful, dangerous and gay (all facts) than these moids >>81944751 >>81945455 saying they want it specifically because it is a bad experience for women. that's the whole appeal of anal. at least they are being honest that they want women to suffer so we can stay away from them while you are being manipulative.

>>81945525
Well guess whose not getting anal then

>>81945503
My philosophy is if he's too much of a pussy to let me do the things he wants to do on me then he's not deserving of the privilege.
If we're going off OP's analogy, why should the man have access to the entire basement while I don't even get a centimeter?
Unless one is paying for a whore, there's no one-sided anal

>>81945484

>Because if you're not willing to take it up the arse

bold assumption, foid. i would do all the necessary prep, take a dildo the same size as my dick, and stick it up my own ass if the milisecond i'm done, i get to fuck yours. but we both know i dont have to jump hoops and can just bend you over. as this anon >>81945525 says.

>>81945500

>shit on your dick is not hot

it's about sending a message

>>81945574
anon you just keep moving the goalposts of your argument.
moids are not a good example of a regular guy you might want to date. there's nothing gay, dangerous or painful about it if you have a caring partner and a basic understanding of sexuality and human anatomy. Women need to decide for themselves what they like. If you don't that's fine, but don't go making up lies so you feel vindicated

>>81945574

> moids saying they want it specifically because it is a bad experience for women
>*strawman she pulled out of her ass*

you're a bad girlfriend

>>81945623
i am not moving anything, the subject is anal and everything i said was perfectly on topic. women need to decide for themselves what they like, that's exactly why they need to know they shouldn't have anal sex.

>>81945661
>muh strawman
you literally view it as a submission test because you know it's painful

>>81945688

>because you know it's painful

you're adding this part in as your personal misandrist headcanon

>>81945735
anal being painful is not a headcanon, it's a fact. feel free to test it by shoving a phallib object up your ass right now if you don't believe me. how else were we supposed to interpret you saying "you have to do this for submission" 100 times itt?

>>81945768
nta, I've done and kinda liked it

>>81945792
well you're a faggot so that tracks. sodomy is for homosexuals.

>>81945768

>how else were we supposed to interpret you saying "you have to do this for submission" 100 times itt?

as an explorative act, not a masochistic one! just say you don't want to fully give up your body to your boyfriend.

>>81945667
Yes you are. First you say only gay men want anal, now suddenly it's all about moids wanting to hurt women. Pick one.
The reason your answer matters is because you're a woman to and dumb ass takes like these are why most women's sex lives miserable.

>>81945819

correction: "not a sadistic", not "masochistic"

>>81945812
I don't know about before, but this is definitely moving goalposts

>>81945500
Do you fuck a vagina with period blood?

>>81945837
Yeah that's when they need it most

Period sex feels better than normal sexs no duh
It's when your vagina is most sensitive

>>81945819
are you planning to stick your dick in nostrils and ear holes while you're at it?
>>81945827
MY TAKES are why women's sex lives are miserable? not men like you pressuring them into unpleasant acts? just lmao. how dare i say things that are completely true like the anus does not exist for sex, anal is painful and unhealthy, if a man is into it he must be a fag. being a closeted faggot and wanting to hurt women are not mutually exclusive as exhibited itt.

>>81945858
Stop telling weird lies about us
The blood actually sucks for lube it's squeaky and I fucking hate having to put a towel down or stain treat my sheets
Like I will wear a flex disc and do it if I'm horny enough but it's not ideal

>>81945835
my original goalpost
>analfags are gay
my goalpost in what you responded to
>analfags are gay
nothing has moved

>>81945878
Women's sex life's are miserable because they expect the man to do all the work.

>>81943349 (OP)
i wanna taste it desu

>>81945901
You can believe that if you want.

>>81945898
I was talking about how it FEELS not how enjoyable the set-up is you stupid bitch
Also who the fuck has period intercourse outside the shower or tub?? You're purposefully making it complicated

>>81945965
It's not enjoyable it's squeaky, nigger. And shower sex sucks it's even worse. You have never scored

>>81945878
I'm not a man, I'm a woman.
Yes, women like you presenting their dumbass takes as facts is exactly why so many women have terrible sex lives. Because they hear other women spit all that bullshit and believe it. Hearing their friends say its unhealthy or is gay in such a generalizing way, even though they might enjoy it if they try it in a safe context. The mouth also doesn't exist for sex and yet it makes everything so much better for both genders.
Anal is not unhealthy or gay (unless it's done with another man), but you're just too ignorant to consider other people's experiences might be different than your own.

>>81946010
Avoiding anal isn't ignorant it's literally savvy. Imagine being memed into a sex act that's literally self harming because anal freaks won't think you are cool. Couldn't be me

>>81943349 (OP)
It's gay shit >>81943422 is right.
Still, buttplugs specially those which vibrate and enhance the vaginal sex should be used.

>>81945995
Again, you're talking about texture, not how it feels. Do you not finger yourself while on your period or something? Or do you only interact with your vagina when a dick is present?

I've done both with my fingers and a phallic object and they were both more sensitive to the touch then when I'm not on my period

>>81946028
how are vibrators and buttplugs any different from regular anal sex
>>81946021
>anal is self harm
the takes keep getting worse. maybe all the girls that are cutting themselves should start fingering their ass instead

>>81946010
>I'm not a man, I'm a woman.
wow do you want a medal?
>Yes, women like you presenting their dumbass takes as facts is exactly why so many women have terrible sex lives.
you are the one pushing the idea that they should center closeted faggots' interests over their wellbeing.
>Because they hear other women spit all that bullshit and believe it. Hearing their friends say its unhealthy
it is.
>Having anal sex raises your chances of getting the human papillomavirus (HPV), which can lead to the development of anal cancer.
>The lining of the anus is thinner than the vagina, and it lacks natural lubrication.That makes it much more vulnerable to tearing. Tears can allow viruses and bacteria to enter the bloodstream. This includes sexually transmitted infections, such as HIV.
>Studies have suggested that receptive anal exposure to HIV poses a much higher risk for the receptive partner than vaginal exposure -- 17-18 times greater.
>The anus was designed to hold in poop. A ring-like muscle called the anal sphincter surrounds the anus and tightens after we have a bowel movement. When the muscle is tight, anal penetration can be painful and difficult. Repetitive anal sex may weaken the anal sphincter, making it difficult to hold in poop until you can get to the toilet.
>The anus is full of bacteria. Bacteria normally in the anus can potentially infect the giving partner. Having vaginal sex after anal sex can also lead to vaginal and urinary tract infections.
the list goes on and on and on. who would have thought forcing a dick where it doesn't belong would cause these things?
>The mouth also doesn't exist for sex and yet it makes everything so much better for both genders.
the mouth also doesn't exist to be a shitpipe.

>>81945878

>are you planning to stick your dick in nostrils and ear holes while you're at it?
>!!!red herring, red herring!!!

LET ME STICK IT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!! IT'S NOT FUCKING GAY!!!!!

>>81946088
>how are vibrators and buttplugs any different from regular anal sex
Smaller than a penis and less likely to give you AIDS

>>81946058
No I don't finger myself. I have tiny female hands I don't get pleasure from it they don't go deep enough. I only like it when my bf fingers me. I'm more into clit stimulation solo. Masturbating vaginally just doesn't hit right

>>81946088
you know what, at least slitting your wrists won't doom you to a life of poopy diapers

>>81944026
From what I heard anal is like taking a good shit. Some women must be into that.

only kikes like anal
woman, if a guy tells you he wants anal thats a sign you should leave him, sodomy is for faggots

>>81946273
Blowjobs are sodomy too. You wouldbt fuck your gf in the mouth?

>>81946283
>blowjobs are sodomy too
are you retarded

>>81946219
God, you'd be horrible to have lesbian sex with, cause wtf is "my hands are too small"?
My 1 finger is barely 8cm and 5cm in diameter and I can still masturbate just as competently with that

If you need to shower after regular sex anyway you might as well go to fifth base.

>>81946294
The literal definition of sodomy includes oral sex as well.

>>81946283
every time one of you retards attempt to equate anal to oral sex, an angel dies

>>81946294
Are you?
Cause that's like saying it's gay to go down on a woman orally

>>81946320
ok well i'm not putting my dick where shit comes out of but i will put my dick in a mouth because thats not as unhygenic

>>81943349 (OP)
>>81943640
christ i cant look at stuff like this without thinking BBC

>>81946311
Oh yeah well you'd be horrible to have sex with because you're fuckin ugly. Fatty

>>81946330
you're having a different conversation over here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llnPammO598
Thread theme song

>>81946200
Sexual diseases are only a problem if you or your partner are promiscuous. That's a different issue and not really relevant.
Men give their partners utis all the time from having a dirty dick. And once again if you have a partner who understands the female body that wouldn't happen and they wouldn't do back to back anal and vaginal.
The mouth and throat can still get damaged if oral sex is too rough, and you also get HPV through oral by the way. It's a cause of many cancers in that area.
Keyword is "it may" and unless you're shoving huge dildos up your ass that make you prolapse that won't happen. There's no numbers or studies on it because it's not a problem.
Your boyfriend fucking your ass once in a while isn't going to make your asshole loose enough for you to shit yourself. I don't know whether you're just that young and inexperienced or a troll.

>>81946353
Lole how are you even mad?
you were the one who said that you sucked at it and you don't know how to properly use your hands, not me

>>81946356
Ive heard it all the same, if you think it's gay to have anal sex then going down on a woman is as gay as anal if not more

For one, it's fucking disgusting. And two, our butts are not meant for things to be stuck up it. Three, if you think of it as dominance/submission, then you do not love your girlfriend since sex is not a power struggle. Fourth, if you love your girlfriend, you would not want to bring her pain just for your pleasure.

Just admit you are a faggot in denial and a narcissistic asswipe.

>>81946472
exactly, and you can catch aids and warts and allat shit

>>81946472
a bunch of virgins in this thread
>sex is not a power struggle
kek

>>81946452
I love pussy, I dont love asshole, there's a distinct difference

>>81946452
Sucking pussy is a gateway to sucking dick and having it up your ass

>>81946472

you will accept your husband's seed wherever it desires to be planted

>>81946452
My hands just aren't conducive for self pleasuring vaginally
I'm not intersex with huge man hands like you
You have very masculine energy

>>81946619
ntay why do you always feel the need to attack other femanons for being different than you. god you're such a pickme it hurts.

>>81946496
Or just plain fecal incontinence. There's a reason why rates of it are increasing significantly. It's stupid that people are so porn-brained that they think this is normal.

>>81946502
It isn't one at all. That's your idiocy to think it is. It's about mutual love, respect that you are willing to share such a bond and give each other pleasure.

>>81946586
My boyfriend is respectful and would not do such a thing.

>>81946639
Who the fuck am I trying to get to pick me retard
Go buy some diapers and shit in them with that retard slut see if I care if men stretch you to incontinence you aren't my fucking sister

>>81946662
somtimes that pleasure can come in more sadistic ways. but it's cute and innocent that you think that way

>>81946619
>man hands
>8cm and 5cm in diameter
>don't even have 16cm long hands
Just say you suck at masturbating and go
No need to tell everyone you don't understand hand size ratios and have the brain power of a microorganism like the retarded bimbo you are

>>81946691
Did you get dumped because you didn't let a guy put it in the pooper? Why are you so upset?

>>81946712
Kill yourself already tranny anal shill
>bimbo
Troon fs

>>81946691
>oh my hands are so dainty teehee
>she must have huge man hands if she can finger herself, not like me :3

>>81946695
Anyone who wants that "pleasure" have something wrong with themselves.

>>81946740
like everyone on this board?

>>81946639
The bitch is stupid and feels the need to crash out to seem smarter and better than she will ever be

>>81946718
KEK you really are retarded damn

>>81946757
i can always recognize her posts by that too. she does it everytime

>>81946749
Yes, just like everyone on this board. It's why you are all sickos.

>>81946796
love you too anon, we're all in this together <3

>>81946749
no, my sexuality is completely normal speak for yourself

>my beautiful thread devolved into two femanons fighting

this was supposed to be about women's butts...

>>81946813
I'm not with you at all. I'm not a degenerate like you are.

>>81946939
Well the other femanon is a stupid weak-handed owofag

a woman getting creampied in her ass is surefire sign of submission to her man (same with pussy and mouth creampies). but ass creampies are naughtier than a mouth creampie but not as cool as a pussy creampie

>>81947100

based and sexualitypilled

>>81947080

i feel like all the femanons know each other.

>>81947100
It has nothing to do with submission. If you think of it that way then you view it as a power struggle, then you have an unhealthy relationship.

>>81947100
do you feel your breeding instincts overtake you when you creampie a pussy?

>>81947080
I'm based and your asshole leaks shit like a horse

>>81946783
Imagine tone policing people on r9k
This is why I stay off lolcow and crystalcafe it's the midwit go-to strat for ugly losers like you
Enjoy your widened asshole future diaper wearer I'm keeping it tight. Pce

>>81947254
it has a domination aspect for me (creampieing all her holes). its only in the bedroom, outside the bedroom im the paypig / errand man.

>>81947258
creampieing pussy feels euphoric, as does creampieing her ass. pussy creampies feel more euphoric IMO.

>>81947263
that's a different anon you're thinking of

>>81947263
Now your projecting, did name calling get too boring ? Xp

>>81947277
keeping it tight with your precious tiny fingers i bet while you boyfriend blows some other girls asshole out instead

>>81947294
i feel like creampies in your pussy generally feel more wholesome and loving

>>81947294
You are a sad man. Not only do you feel the need to be "dominant" in sex, but you are submissive outside of it. That's not the qualities of a good relationship. You have zero respect for yourself and your significant other.

>>81947459
how old are you anon, are you even allowed to browse 4chan yet?

>>81943349 (OP)
>I have the right to empty my balls in your ass.
why does this turn me on...

>>81949005

>why does this turn me on...

because you like men?

A healthy relationship is led by a man, and if you deny a man anal that tells me two things - you don't love and respect a man enough to submit to him and give him pleasure that way (doesn't have to be done in a rough, degrading way, or done too often, but it has to be on the table as an option). And two, your ass has most likely been ran through by bad boys in your past and you're done with being treated like shit. To gay-shame anal when 75% of straight couples do it, or to say things like "this is why my obedient bf would never ever ever dare bring anal up" tells me you're the one struggling to reverse a natural relationship power dynamic where a respected man leads and a loving woman submits.

>>81949511
a respected man should also not be a fucking faggot you know

>>81949540
Bet chad is never a faggot when he does it. Rules and shaming are for the submissive boyfriend.

>>81949511
>straight sex with the woman you love
>GAY!
>living with a woman who gives you attitude, denies sex and wants to be in charge
>not gay!