>read book on chimp behavior
>notice parrarels between many famous people and how big chimp / tribe leader chimp act
>start myself acting like a chimp tribe leader around people
>Move slowly, stretch a lot, talk rarely but deeply when i do, start walking how they walk, fist bump randomly, hand out food randomly to people, ect
>people suddenly start coming to me to solve disputes and arguments
>people suddenly want me to touch them randomly like shaking my hand and such
>people start instinctively crouching / making themselves smaller when approaching me, refuse to look me in the face
Hight? Looks? Muscles? Nope. the real deal is found in how much you can emulate an old school monkey tribe chieftain, that is the key

>>81944298 (OP)
>>people start instinctively crouching / making themselves smaller when approaching me, refuse to look me in the face
>oh god, here comes the retard. just hide my face and walk away and maybe he won't-

>>81944329
thats when you sniff them, anon, and thats how you decide if they are a threat or potential mate, ezpz .

>>81944329
Beta chimp. No bananas for you.

>>81944342
No....he defiant, we need defiance...he get one banana...he keep night watch tonight...

>>81944298 (OP)
>Move slowly, stretch a lot, talk rarely but deeply when i do, start walking how they walk, fist bump randomly, hand out food randomly to people, ect