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Wife Thread
Choose your wife anons. You can't get divorced for at least 20 years. Choose based on the information given and reply. Last one.
Anonymous No.81945115 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
3 i guess they all kinda suck though
Anonymous No.81945125 [Report]
the 5'9 one i think, i can do the laundry for her
Anonymous No.81945126 [Report] >>81945134 >>81945153 >>81945197 >>81946486 >>81947170
>>81945102 (OP)
>all stacy and high tier becky
real diverse set of standards you guys have
Anonymous No.81945134 [Report] >>81945158 >>81945197 >>81945249 >>81945662 >>81949539
>>81945126
I made threads with less attractive women before and nobody picked them
Anonymous No.81945138 [Report] >>81945154
>>81945102 (OP)
>No virgin
Why even make this then? If I had to choose I would take 5 since I love this kind of girls but I know that 6 is the best choice objectively speaking.
Anonymous No.81945146 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
Put some fat ones in already, I don't find any of these women attractive
Anonymous No.81945153 [Report] >>81945166
>>81945126
How about you stop being fat.
Anonymous No.81945154 [Report] >>81945226 >>81947046 >>81947081 >>81949386
>>81945138
If there was a white girl who wasn't obese that had 0 bodycount literally everyone would choose her, tired of explaining this. Hardly anybody picked the black virgin, they chose a tranny over her.
Anonymous No.81945158 [Report]
>>81945134
i noticed that too, holy fucking kek men are the biggest hypocrites on earth
Anonymous No.81945160 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
4 looks like she could be my sister
Anonymous No.81945166 [Report] >>81945197 >>81945240
>>81945153
>mind immediately goes to fat women when thinking ugly
biggest cop out imaginable, because you dont consider below average women (not even fat) humans
Anonymous No.81945174 [Report] >>81945199 >>81945202
I'm already married to number 6 with traits from number 5 (animal crossing all night and fucks up her sleep schedule).

but yeah, adjunct professor of music, rants about music shit I don't care about, only takes her sertraline but not her wellbutrin or invega and lies to the psychiatrist about it, makes fun of my playing, and doesn't clean or do laundry.

>"wow anon you're not a robot you have a wife"

nothing changes. You could give me a trillion dollars and a harem and it wouldn't make me feel any better about anything. Just walking through life, things fall in my lap but it all tastes like sand.
Anonymous No.81945185 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
i'll take a 3 pls
Anonymous No.81945197 [Report] >>81949539
>>81945126
>>81945166
moids are in such denial about how high their standards are. as op said >>81945134 of course they are not settling for anything but stacy.
Anonymous No.81945199 [Report] >>81945442 >>81947065
>>81945174
I feel bad for your wife.
Anonymous No.81945202 [Report]
>>81945174
Being a robot isn't about your feefees lmao
Anonymous No.81945226 [Report] >>81945231 >>81949539
>>81945154
Most men here are white so why should we race mix?
Anonymous No.81945231 [Report] >>81945239
>>81945226
Nobody is saying that you fucking double digit iq retard. The point is that if everyone picked the same person, how would that make for an interesting thread?
A group of foids tried to convince me it's not shallow to want a big dick No.81945238 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
5'9 any day.
Anonymous No.81945239 [Report]
>>81945231
kek yeah the average iq here is extremely low anon
Anonymous No.81945240 [Report] >>81945278
>>81945166
Lmao most women who are not fat and not old are not ugly. Just say you are fat it is okay. You can always put down the fork and get to a normal weight. Most men have not being as one of the few standards. And I am not talking about being a bit thick that is fine I am talking about full blown obese.
Washie No.81945249 [Report] >>81945266 >>81945273 >>81945298 >>81945302
>>81945134
>nobody picks them
And moids act like because they're there that means they're less picky than us when it comes to looks kekw
Anonymous No.81945253 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
I'd pick 5 the sex would be crazy
Anonymous No.81945266 [Report] >>81945373
>>81945249
You can always go for black men stick to your race.
Anonymous No.81945273 [Report] >>81945373
>>81945249
Shut up you stupid fucking pedo tranny namefag
Anonymous No.81945278 [Report] >>81946115
>>81945240
You clearly have no clue what you are talking about if you have to circle back to calling people fat even when they arent.
Anonymous No.81945284 [Report] >>81945332
>>81945102 (OP)
where are the downsides on 6
Anonymous No.81945291 [Report] >>81949539
>>81945102 (OP)
6, so God damn hard. Might convince her to stop taking meds altogether.

Might settle for 3 but Astrology tends to be a deal breaker. Stay at home mom wins a lot of points back though
Anonymous No.81945298 [Report] >>81945373
>>81945249
I hate stupid AGP trannies that try to squeeze their way into femcel culture. (You) have no fucking clue what its like, just leave us alone.
Anonymous No.81945302 [Report] >>81945373
>>81945249
>Weird creep talking about men being picky
Anonymous No.81945332 [Report] >>81945406
>>81945284
May become a drug addict and is condescending
Anonymous No.81945366 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
3 100% I like goth chicks
Washie No.81945373 [Report] >>81945410 >>81945474
>>81945266
>>81945273
>>81945298
Lmao pissed you fucks off huh?
Not black or a tranny or a pedo
But ig it's harder to ignore facts without lying and calling names lole
Salty ahh crybabies

>>81945302
A girl can't have kinks now?
what is this? 1987?
Washie No.81945394 [Report]
Unfortunately for you jealous basment dewllers I was born with a clit and pale skin
Anonymous No.81945406 [Report]
>>81945332
damn
not ori
Anonymous No.81945410 [Report] >>81945466
>>81945373
Tits or fake, you're a tranny
Anonymous No.81945421 [Report] >>81945431 >>81946478
look at my 'cream
Anonymous No.81945431 [Report]
>>81945421
>Brown icecream
>Brown male hand
Anonymous No.81945432 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
5'5 one seems like the most loyal one so she's the one I'll go for
Anonymous No.81945442 [Report]
>>81945199
she practically worships me since her insanity is balanced out by my refusal to get pulled into or respond to her hysterics.
I don't quite get why you would feel sorry for her, adjuncts make like no money, I make enough she doesn't have to even think when buying lunch everyday at work, buying random crap from amazon, or paying for her incredibly expensive piccolos, flutes, alto flutes, bass flute, clarinets, piano, etc all the maintenance plans, bookcases of sheet music, I treat her extremely well actually, you should be feeling sorry for ME you ignorant fuck.
Anonymous No.81945448 [Report] >>81945495
>>81945102 (OP)
>Kierkegaard
Who?
Anyways, 6 sounds the best.
Washie No.81945466 [Report] >>81947139
>>81945410
>ugh these whore FOIDS keep posting selfiesb& in my anonymous board!! Wtf!!!?
>femanon appears
>oh shit post tits now!!!

if ur that desperate for washie tits, scour the archives for anonymous, you'll *maybe* find it kek
Anonymous No.81945474 [Report]
>>81945373
>A girl can't have kinks now?
Those are some weird ass fucking kinks, ma'am. Or guy. I don't know what you are.
Anonymous No.81945487 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
I like the vibe of 4, but I don't like people who are disproportionate when they settle things, so I'll take 5 instead
Anonymous No.81945492 [Report] >>81945575
>>81945102 (OP)
Options are:
1. Normal person
2. Half-dysfunctional
3. Dysfunctional
4. Dangerous
5. Dysfunctional
6. Incredibly pretty woman who makes tons of cash, has the second lowest body count, super intelligent and cultured. But oh noes she doesn't take her meds nor does the laundry I CAN JUST DO THAT SHIT MYSELF
Retarded ass thread, make a better selection OP. Also no tall girls, 5'11" minimum or gtfo
Anonymous No.81945495 [Report] >>81945641
>>81945448
>Who
Swedish Christian philosopher from the 1800s. He's pretty good, I recommend reading his stuff, and some Schopenhauer. Just don't go too far down the Schopenhole because he was a real mopey cunt that created a lot of his own problems
Anonymous No.81945496 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
Not sure how 4 isn't the most popular ITT. 4
Anonymous No.81945535 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
4 by a long shot
her only real con is the tweeting thing and thats nothing
Anonymous No.81945575 [Report] >>81945608
>>81945492
5'11" is 99.92% percentile in the US for a woman, that's like a woman asking for men 6'5" and up only.
Anonymous No.81945608 [Report]
>>81945575
So? Tall women make me cream
Anonymous No.81945639 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
there is literally nothing wrong with 4
Anonymous No.81945641 [Report] >>81945692
>>81945495
Why is he listed as a con, though? Some sort of chud?
Anonymous No.81945662 [Report] >>81945718
>>81945134
the librarian was a 5/10 at best and lots picked her
Anonymous No.81945692 [Report]
>>81945641
I think it's mostly just that she's gaslighting you with his works. Some people do find him exhausting after awhile because he was profoundly morbid.
Anonymous No.81945718 [Report] >>81945745
>>81945662
You mean the girl that had less than half the votes of the literal tranny? KEK.
Anonymous No.81945745 [Report] >>81949744
>>81945718
the tranny unironically had a better personality
Anonymous No.81945757 [Report] >>81945777
>>81945102 (OP)

1. Never smoked but if she's smoking in the rain I'll do it too it's aurafarming. No matter how her face looked I'd still pick her.
Anonymous No.81945777 [Report] >>81945807 >>81946101
>>81945757
You zoomers need to shut the fuck up about this aurafarming shit. It's just so retarded.
Anonymous No.81945807 [Report]
>>81945777
I would smoke in the rain with her because it would be cool are you happy?
Anonymous No.81945841 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
>all white
number 6 all the way
panties sniffer No.81945902 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
4 and 5 and its not even close but if i can only choose one, its 5 but im into DDLG so it does bias me a lot
Anonymous No.81946084 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
The redhead and it's not even close
Anonymous No.81946101 [Report]
>>81945777
Modern word for attention whoring.
Anonymous No.81946115 [Report]
>>81945278
post your belly
Anonymous No.81946120 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
I'll go with 6. Redheads are hot. Smart women are hot. Getting gaslighted with Kierkegaard sounds a lot better than getting gaslighted with therapyspeak which is what most women do these days.
Anonymous No.81946125 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
Finally, I've been waiting for this thread, I love seeing how you've weighed the pros(looks) against their cons.
Anonymous No.81946132 [Report] >>81946150
>>81945102 (OP)
None of these are suitable to be mothers
Anonymous No.81946150 [Report] >>81946178
>>81946132
and (you), an /r9k/ chudcel, are suitable to be a father?
Anonymous No.81946158 [Report] >>81946172 >>81946191 >>81946952
>>81945102 (OP)
obvious choice
Anonymous No.81946167 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
wheres Iris
go back to Iris
Anonymous No.81946172 [Report] >>81946187
>>81946158
i like when women are a little bit ugly like this
Anonymous No.81946176 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
I'm taking 4, she is quite literally my ideal in terms of looks and personality, you outdid yourself today.
Anonymous No.81946178 [Report]
>>81946150
Yes

lodidoda
Anonymous No.81946183 [Report] >>81946207 >>81946212
>>81945102 (OP)
>no virgin this time
see you in the next thread
Anonymous No.81946187 [Report] >>81946978
>>81946172
She's not ugly at all the fuck are you talking about. Every woman posted here is a gigastacy.
Anonymous No.81946191 [Report]
>>81946158
>Hasn't done her laundry since February
>obvious choice
Not for me, hard pass on dirty bitches.
Anonymous No.81946207 [Report]
>>81946183
I think is the last one I'm making, I can't come up with more shit.
Anonymous No.81946212 [Report] >>81946224 >>81946265
>>81946183
Only like 1% of men are virgins past 25, you can't expect women to be anywhere close to that, you have to compromise, Anon!
Anonymous No.81946215 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
1, the negatives are minimal compared to the others while the pros are good. Low income is shit though (pretty sure fedex gets paid better than that - unless you're using data from the fucking south or something where the labor movement is even more raped than usual) and smoking is bad, gotta fix those
Anonymous No.81946224 [Report]
>>81946212
>mfw I'm part of the 1%
Anonymous No.81946265 [Report]
>>81946212
>Only like 1% of men are virgins past 25
Then a rare man like me deserves an equally rare woman.
Anonymous No.81946287 [Report] >>81946305 >>81946312
Daym that bodycount thing is kinda creepy and objectifying good thing I am not interested in males who into it
Anonymous No.81946305 [Report] >>81946347
>>81946287
>good thing I am not interested in males who into it
All men on 4chan then...
Anonymous No.81946312 [Report] >>81946347
>>81946287
>A hole with a double digit body count made this post
Have fun with your cats once you hit 40
Anonymous No.81946347 [Report] >>81946420 >>81947015
>>81946305
Shit
>>81946312
So a million times better than being stuck living with a male asshole
Anonymous No.81946420 [Report] >>81946438 >>81946449
>>81946347
>million times better than being stuck living with a male asshole
I can't wait until you're making Facebook posts about "where have all the good men gone."

Look up Lainey Molnar. That's your future, and it is DELECTABLE
Anonymous No.81946438 [Report] >>81946449 >>81946561
>>81946420
You've been watching too many mgtow videos chuddy XD
Anonymous No.81946449 [Report] >>81946561
>>81946438
This but unironically lmao being alone is far better than being married to this >>81946420
Anonymous No.81946454 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
>pros
>cons
What metrosexual faggot made this? Most of the cons are pros and most of the pros are cons.
Anonymous No.81946478 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
I'll take 4 or 3
>>81945421
Ice cream miscegenation
Anonymous No.81946486 [Report] >>81946506 >>81946567
>>81945126
Literally the only women above a 6/10 there are 6 and 4.
Anonymous No.81946506 [Report]
>>81946486
The women on this board have such low self-esteem that they see average women as more than they are, and despite this they are Chadcels.
Anonymous No.81946561 [Report] >>81946608
>>81946438
Nah, I don't do the MGTOW thing. Or Tate. Or any of that shit. I don't even really hate women, but I do hate whores. No one respects you, not the guys that fuck you and leave. Not the simps that come to your defense (they only do so because they want to fuck you and then leave), and not your girlfriends who talk shit about how easy you are and what a slut you are behind your back. And certainly not anyone with a modicum of decency.

Anyone with so little self respect as to fuck 10+ people is absolutely worthy of derision, and undeserving of love, and possibly basic human decency.

>>81946449
Found another one! You two can sip wine together while complaining about being passed up for younger girls! You can be bitter old cunts, but like, together OMG girl!
Anonymous No.81946567 [Report] >>81946708 >>81948388
>>81946486
No they aren't lmfao, the average woman is so far below every single girl in that image. XDDD
Anonymous No.81946579 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
gimmie the stinky big brained redhead
Anonymous No.81946593 [Report]
Jfl what in the men writing women bs is this . The homeschool part, the not taking your meds part, the social media part don't even fit the stereotype jfl

Btw my stats is femneet, into art and autismo fashion so make of that what you will. Also my face lowkey looks like the gothgirl cause I have no cheekbones and small mouth
Anonymous No.81946608 [Report] >>81946657
>>81946561
Didn't read, we don't want you ugly annoying moid
Anonymous No.81946657 [Report]
>>81946608
>we don't want you
Thank fuck, I think if you walked past me I might get fucking syphilis
Anonymous No.81946664 [Report] >>81947039
>>81945102 (OP)
>will accuse you of inviting spiritual decay if you leave dishes in the sink
she'd be 100% correct. do your fucking dishes.
Anonymous No.81946708 [Report]
>>81946567
The women in that image are all wearing copious amount of make up, except the ones I've mentioned, but even then it's easy to see that they all have obvious flaws in their faces that wouldn't make the most attractive one of them above a 6. If you're not comparable in attractiveness to them, I'm sorry to reveal this to you, but you're below average in looks.
Anonymous No.81946910 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
1 seems pretty chill tbqh
Anonymous No.81946952 [Report]
>>81946158
I would consider her if and only if she refused to take all 3 (((medications)))
Anonymous No.81946978 [Report]
>>81946187
>Every woman posted here is a gigastacy.
Are you being hyperbolic or do you actually believe that?
Anonymous No.81947008 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
Hard choice between 5 and 6. First has like no cons and 6 has small ones while looking the best.
Anonymous No.81947015 [Report]
>>81946347
No please be my wife I beg you! You sound like you would make any man's life so amazing!
Anonymous No.81947039 [Report]
>>81946664
you're not white if you leave dishes in the sink
Anonymous No.81947046 [Report]
>>81945154
Choosing the tranny is arguably better than the black girl because the black girl has the demerit of bringing more blacks into the world.
You don't even have to fuck any of them so it wouldn't be gay, it would be just hanging out with a guy (guy).
Anonymous No.81947065 [Report]
>>81945199
If you feel bad for the wife then tell her to take her fucking meds.
Anonymous No.81947073 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
1 or 5. Maybe 3 since she is probably the least degenerate of all. None of them are really my type.
Anonymous No.81947081 [Report] >>81947108 >>81947118
>>81945154
black virgin and tranny were two different threads. I picked both of them.
Anonymous No.81947108 [Report] >>81949594
>>81947081
also I would have picked that black virgin over the tranny if they were in the same thread.
Anonymous No.81947111 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
Between 4 and 6. Leaning 6
Anonymous No.81947118 [Report]
>>81947081
Well the white librarian with 1 bodycount she regretted then. People chose the Tranny over her.
Anonymous No.81947139 [Report] >>81947168
>>81945466
this is really weak. sad to get bodied by "show tits"
Washie No.81947168 [Report] >>81947527
>>81947139
Lole go jerk off in the corner like the sad sack of life you are anone >_<
Anonymous No.81947170 [Report]
>>81945126
idk what you want us to do, take it up with OP, faggot
Anonymous No.81947215 [Report] >>81948266
>81947168
you are a pedophile and a namefag. nothing you say actually carries any weight.
Anonymous No.81947527 [Report]
>>81947168
>go jerk off
No, I am conserving my vril.
Anonymous No.81948187 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
Either 3 or 6. I dislike the astrology thing and extremely thin brows tho, but maybe I'll tolerate it somehow, so probably 3, but 6 is also OK.
Anonymous No.81948241 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
4. Would have been 1 but she doesn't do cuddling
Washie No.81948266 [Report]
>>81947215
Give me a (you) like an actual chud you stupid dum dum
Anonymous No.81948282 [Report]
They're all way too whorish, but I guess I pick the redhead if I ignore all the spam words next to it. The super ugly one sounds best based on the text alone but holy shit, it would probably take a lot of beatings to get it to stay at home and make things pretty, main concern is her appearance.
Anonymous No.81948329 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
Hypothetically 3, 5 is a close second.
Anonymous No.81948388 [Report] >>81948786
>>81946567
That's because the average woman is fat
Anonymous No.81948402 [Report] >>81948440
I want this to be my wife
Anonymous No.81948440 [Report] >>81948470 >>81949183
>>81948402
imagine having this shit saved on your hard drive
Anonymous No.81948470 [Report]
>>81948440
why wouldn't I save something that hot?
Anonymous No.81948492 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
4 is obviously the best so I pick her.
Anonymous No.81948786 [Report]
>>81948388
Assuming you exclude overweight and obese women from the population you consider women, then yeah, the girls in op's pic are pretty average. No sane person considers fat chicks when thinking what the average woman looks like. He also excludes the 80 and 90 year old women in nursing homes. When a man says average woman you can assume the dataset is; females aged 16-30, bmi>23, same race as me, and is neet or employed with income between $0 and whatever. Plus a handful of special preferences that will artificially bump her up by 1 or 2 on the x/10 scale. Such as red hair, wears dresses, painted fingernails, shared hobby, parents still married, homeschooled, religious, etc..
Anonymous No.81949183 [Report]
>>81948440
Average tranny on /r9k/
Anonymous No.81949288 [Report]
None of those females are worth marrying.
Anonymous No.81949386 [Report]
>>81945154
>Hardly anyone
But people still did. I did, and many other guys did. Sorry you don't have the majority of these fake larpers chasing you
Anonymous No.81949486 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
1
>No emotional connection.
Out.

2
>Can't accept responsibility for her actions
Out.
3
>Extremely jealous.
Depends on how this presents. If she's one of the women smart enough to try and please you when she feels jealous to secure you, wife material. If she blames her jealousy on you, OUT. I don't screw around and I don't have the patience for a women who's gonna project her insecurity and make my life hell for it.

4
>Social media
Out.

5
Was about to say wife material but then I saw.
>Streams.
Out.

6
Wife material. If her quotes have merit I night change my mind. I understand her not wanting to take her meds and if she's that smart she probably has good, legitimate reasons not to.

It's a toss up between 3 and 6 so it all kinda comes down to how 3 handles jealousy.
Anonymous No.81949539 [Report]
>>81945134
I missed that one, post it again.

>>81945226
Only americunts care about race.

>>81945197
Are my standards really that high? They mostly revolve around
>Don't be an emotionally immature womanchild with no accountability or emotional intelligence.
>Don't be a completely self-centred cunt.
>Don't ruin yourself by sitting on social media all day comparing yourself to supermodels and feeling bad you don't have an unrealistic lifestyle.
>Don't be an onlyfans whore.
I literally don't even look at the pictures kek, I can barely remember any of them from going through it five minutes ago, I just want an emotionally mature and reasonably mentally healthy (for herself and for us as a couple) partner.

>>81945291
My nigger.
Anonymous No.81949594 [Report]
>>81947108
>Will judge you for watching porn.
So close to wife material, but this speaks to deep-set and serious insecurity issues which will ultimately come out in other areas and ruin a relationship even if you don't watch porn while you're with her, so OUT.
Anonymous No.81949744 [Report]
>>81945745
>will spiral if you forget to say goodnight
Anonymous No.81949756 [Report]
>>81945102 (OP)
6 because I've got a thing for redheads and girls with glasses