Were there any happenings during your schooling years?

>>81946381 (OP)
One teacher got fired for being both a pedo and blackmailing students. Also a guy killed himself

>>81946381 (OP)
One teacher killed themselves that's all I can remember

>>81946381 (OP)
>gay kid got bullied enough to change schools
>gay teacher got bullied enough to change schools
>one slut had a video of her gooning circulate
Nothing interesting.
>t. europoor

>>81946381 (OP)
some autist got caught in the locker room jerking off to pictures of hitler

>>81946500
Almost the same happened in mine just that the teacher was bullied so hard he just quit teaching

One kid got suspended for pulling out his cock and masturbating in front of a girl he was in detention with, who ran out of the room crying

>>81946381 (OP)
>kid got shot outside the school because of a drug deal gone wrong
>one time one of the retarded kids escaped and started hitting the normals

i got sick of being bullied and flattened all of the bully's tires. they were a clique and they gangstalked me, so one day i didn't go to school and came around lunch time and poked holes in all of their tires and broke a few windows. the nicest car of them, a bmw, got sugar in the gas tank.

>>81946381 (OP)
a kid presumably did some meth or something then beat up the 50something year old school cop

a bunch of kids wrapped the principals car in saran wrap
some other kid managed to steal an entire urinal off the bathroom wall without getting caught
not much but still funny

Some giga autist took a pebble of shit and tossed it into this goth girl's open monster energy drink when she wasn't looking because she turned him down on a date and talked trash about him afterwards so he wanted to get back at her. She ended up getting some incurable disease from that and he got arrested but would only end up getting a year of probation because he was under 18. I had a class with him after that debacle and became acquainted with him and he was actually pretty cool guy. I don't remember what happened to the girl but I think she switched schools not long after. Fun times.

>>81946381 (OP)
some morbidly obese blob of blubber diarrhea'd all over the carpet in one of the hallways during my freshman year, they tried to clean it up but the faint stains were still there at the end of my senior year

>>81946381 (OP)
In both my highschool and undergrad a teacher got fired for fucking a student and both times it made the news

>>81946381 (OP)
One guy who worked with the special ed students ended up on the sex offender registry, one of my brothers friends used his mugshot as his Xbox gamerpic.
Another one was a guy getting arrested for drugs while he was an informant for the police.

>>81947193
kek
lulz

A high school teacher of mind was caught having sex with one of the students and ended up getting arrested. Had to finish the rest of the semester with a brand new teacher which was good news for me since I never did shit in that class and was falling behind with my grades.

Is this the new "that kid" thread? That got old quickly and this is already becoming stale after seeing it so many times.

>>81948425
this is unironically better than 95% of the threads that have the word "moid" in it, which is sadly becoming more common on /nu9k/

>>81946381 (OP)
a girl hanged herself with a belt in 5th grade, woulda been 2002. i figure she was getting diddled pretty badly or something. little third grade sister found her swinging corpse. didn't know her well. i recall being upset at kids' hypocrisy, pretending to be emotionally distraught so they could skip school.

There was this teacher that a lot of kids hated and for senior pranks they put cat shit in her room and hid a pushpin on her chair. She cried and I think she went home. There were some aspects of her I didn't like but I think she was fine overall and definitely didn't deserve it

I don't know if any of you are young enough to remember "devious licks" but at a nearby school some of the freshman managed to rip out one of the toilets and put it in the sink

The school nearly went on lockdown once because one of my friends posted some ominous shit with a gun on Snapchat one morning for school and everyone was freaking out when he realized he was absent. He never did anything but in hindsight I am fairly certain he did consider it. This same friend also had a dramatic breakup where the girl accused him of rape. I'm less certain but wouldn't be surprised if he did

Bonus since I don't even know if this true: An autistic kid got caught jerking off in the bathroom and when they dragged him out he was screaming "BRO I'M ALMOST DONE I'M ALMOST DONE HOLD ON!" with his pants down

>>81948425
>>81948467
Some of these stories probably aren't real but at least the people are. 90% of the catalog seems AI generated

>>81946381 (OP)
Some lardass transferred to the school and got expelled 48 hours later for breaking into the lunchroom after hours and eating half their stock

>>81948193
>one of my brothers friends used his mugshot as his Xbox gamerpic
That's actually kinda funny. When a female teacher got caught fucking a male student and got fired like 3 people make her mugshot their Instagram profile pic.

>>81946381 (OP)
someone died but i didn't know them

>>81946381 (OP)
there was this one fat kid

I stopped going to a public school at age 14 so I didn't go through a lot of it. I encountered a friend one time after leaving who told me he went to a psych ward 2 for trying to kill himself, and he told me it was because I left. I don't beleive that's the reason, not the root of the problem for him. He asked me a couple of times in the past if I was gay, which I said no to and assumed people were spreading rumour about me, but later I learned he was probably gay. In like 5th or 6th grade he told me to look up "are traps gay" on my school computer, I had no idea what that was, and later, I concluded he was a homosexual and almost certainly lacking a good father, if one at all. He probably wanted me to be his boyfriend. Not really a happenning but it related to one.

Other than that a kid broke his leg when we were playing a tag game called "infected".

One time on the schoolbus there was a microhappnning where it took some kids hat and tossed it. It accidentally went out the window and it ended up being embarrassing and a humiliation. I sperged out and said I was going to kill myself or something like that. Whole thing came and went though, it was nothing "stand out" in the grand scheme.

A fat kid who had some impairment, victim of bullying had his iphone stolen when he was walking home in grade 6 or 7. He proceeded to take his life with a plastic bag suffocation.

>>81946381 (OP)
two niggers started a fight and one pulled out a gun and shot him, this is the closest I've had to a school shooting at my school

>>81946381 (OP)
several teachers gut bullied into retirement

some kid slipped a tab of acid into a teacher's coffee in the morning

two kids romeo and juliet'd themselves in the outdoor pool opposite the school

one kid who was picked on by just about everyone was shoved into the corner of a row of lockers, splitting his face down the middle and had that scar for life.

the cool new fun gym teacher straight out of university was totally banging students asap

kids would openly be smoking cigarettes by the back doors of the school, often with teachers.

there were side doors that led to the boiler room and basement from the outside, that was the designated weed smoking spot where the janitor would also get high

There would be an ambulance and/or police showing up so often, if it wasn't fights every week or kids ODing or having very bad trips on whatever drugs it would be Muslim kids collapsing in the middle of art class or whatever during Ramadam.

There was these extremely Indian kids that were in remedial class or whatever because they were so foreign and they would take their shoes off and go waddling through the dirt ass river not far from school. It was right by a storm drain with the occasional dead rat or seagull and it was still the cleanest water they had ever seen.

I'm surprised there were no major injuries or stabbings during wood shop class, at least not in our year.

>kid in our grade brought in flash drive with nudes of another girl in our grade - they showed up on the screen when he was trying to share a powerpont. the girl in question was in the class it happened and was notorious for having a large rack
i wasn't in the class. kid got suspended.
>freshman kids got in trouble for drawing swastikas in the parking lot
i remember i laughed at it as they looked like shit and were backwards. our school was already considered the rural, white school of the county
>younger teacher (~25) who helped coach on the football team got in trouble for sleeping with a female student (was consensual)
think the guy was forced to quit. besides the conflict of interest, it wasn't really seen as that big of an issue.
>GT English teacher and guy who ran a scholar's program was busted by cops for trying to sleep with an undercover cop masquerading as a 16 yo gay escort
the guy was married and had a kid i recall. don't know why he went this route. i actually liked the teacher when i had him. never got that vibe from the guy. he was pretty strange though. this happened after i already graduated. i also don't understand how this guy fell for that type of ploy.

>>81946381 (OP)
Some roid raging chud ripped the swingset out of the ground from the playground next door and threw it on the roof of the school

>>81951088
Lmfao, kek and based

The druggie barfed in physics class.

The weird, quiet kid who changed denominations every week roundhouse-kicked a vending machine.

Probably the biggest happening was when they locked the school with everyone in but I wasn't even there that week, lol. It was even on the news.

Shit, that's pretty much it. I stayed away from everybody so if something did happen, I never heard of it. I'm just glad I went to the smart/rich kid school and not the dumb-dumb lower-class schools, where though I might have some cooler stories to tell, I could have also been bullied out of existence.

>>81946381 (OP)
One teacher was accused of molesting a student. Destroyed his professional life, his wife left him, and court dragged on. After two and a half years she finally admitted that she had made it up because she tried to sleep with him and he said no.
Some women are genuinely fucking evil.

>>81946381 (OP)
I never even had sex in high school. That's how subhuman I was.

>>81946381 (OP)
There was a religious home in our town that brought in troubled kids from the city(they were basically foster care hustlers). One of the kids got ahold of a pistol from her boyfriend and brought it to school. She shot a mirror in the bathroom and got caught a minute later. They kept saying it was a botched suicide attempt but everyone knew she was going to do a Columbine but she freaked out after the accidental discharge.

An autistic kid with a history of anger problems got a really weird haircut and was getting seriously bullied. He finally lost it and went through the whole school punching out the glass on all the trophy display cases. Never saw him again after that, I think he went into special programs.

The weed dealer got busted with a massive quantity but didn't get in any real trouble which everyone took to mean he was an informant. This was back when weed possession was still a serious crime. People stopped associating with him and he became really isolated and eventually overdosed on hard drugs and died. Pretty sad really, he wasn't even 18.

>>81946381 (OP)
Some boys started to complain about the "local school tradition" of the seniors on the high school football team picking some 6th grade girls and having sex with them in the woods adjacent to the park at the start of their senior year (apparently it's been a thing since the 80s), saying it "seemed abusive and pedophiliac". A bunch of girls pushed back saying that the boys were just a bunch of loser incels who didn't know how to properly treat women or show them a good time, and that they wanted to protect to prevent the young girls from being shown a good time by "men of quality". So they turned "high school senior football players ritually molesting 11 year old girls in the woods" into a feminist issue and got adults to scold boys about "trying to control women's choices"

Also someone started calling in bomb threats on a burner phone but then he got caught making the calls while in the bathroom and got expelled over it

Fat old feminist physics teacher got chad-fished by an underage student who published her disgusting nudes on the school whatsapp groups, and some guy told her

>>81946411
was this upside down? both of those happened to me.

>>81952660
this is both totally fucking insane but so specific i believe it

>>81946381 (OP)
A guy stuck straws into the classroom door locks and then lit them with a lighter. The plastic melted and couldn't be opened.
It was a big deal, and I could barely sleep for almost four weeks for fear the bastards would catch me.
After that, all I did was rub snot-soaked tissues under doorknobs and enjoy the screams of disgust.
Those were fun times.

>>81946381 (OP)
>Were there any happenings during your schooling years?

#1:
A kid who would constantly shit in the bathroom sinks and put it inside the soap dispensers (those were all replaced with locked units), but eventually it stopped, so they must have caught him. They sent notes home at one point about it, because some random kid washed his hands with actual shit. That poor bastard.

#2:
Head lice spreading like mad between a few kids, which eventually got under control.

#3:
Random dude brings in a bunch of old porn magazines, cuts out the pictures, and puts them all over the school.

#4:
The random huge dildo or penis someone would make out of clay, then fire it in the furnace in art class, and leave it so the teacher would find it when the furnace is unloaded the next day.

#5:
Fights all the time, so many I lost count. Seen dudes faces smashed with fists hardcore, kicked in the face with steel toe boots, girls ripping each other's hair out (real hair not fake in huge chunks), etc.

#6:
Dude hung himself, because supposedly his parents treated him like shit a lot, and would never let him do anything or see his girlfriend that he had been with for years. He was a track star (short distance races and cross country) and very strong as well. Colleges were already wanting him and he was only 16 (when he killed himself he was 16). He ran a mile in 4 minutes and 30 seconds. Dude was a beast and nobody could compete with him in running at the school. He would always be working out in the school gym when I was. He was a cool chill dude overall.

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>>81946381 (OP)
A girl had to transfer to our middle school because she was FUCKED IN THE ASS in the bathrooms--consensually, I assume. In my freshman year I reconnected with some old friends that I had lost contact with after we split into different middle schools. I don't remember why, but she was brought up, and they said "Oh her? Lole yeah, she was FUCKED IN THE ASS"--they said it like that, which I thought was funny.

In middle school some kid was rocking back and fro in his chair and just as the instructor was mid-sentence saying "don't do that with your cha-", he tipped over or something and gave himself a caesar. I looked away and said "nope", as I didn't want to have nightmares, but I could hear him thrashing about. He was alright afterwards, no long-term braim daage.

Aside from there being a whole week where there were a series of fights--the cafeteria food must've been spiked with ergot--and some girl getting caught giving head to someone in the restrooms during prom or homecoming I think, high school was pretty uneventful. The only thing that was pretty eventful was an alumnus stabbing and killing an alumna for breaking up with him I think. Everyone took to his social media to call him a monster.

I wasn't very attentive and was absent most days.

Side note, but do schools still talk about A. Todd--my draft keeps getting flagged as spam, think this might be it--as a cautionary example? I feel like it's most prevalent nowadays what with everyone exposing themselves and being exposed online for kicks. I feel like all the precaution surrounding the internet has been thrown out the window entirely.

>>81954244
I was too preoccupied with fixing my post--I knew it was that--that I had forgotten to attach this gif. Pic very much related.

Party rockers in the house tonight.

>>81954153
#7:
People would coat the black toilet seats with a thin layer of dark chocolate pudding and if you didn't look to see the glossy reflection if you ever had to take a shit in a hurry and sat down you were fucked, because you couldn't see it just looking at them normal. They also put ketchup packets under the toilet seats, so when you sat down on it they would explode all over you, in your pants, etc. School felt like a war zone. People would also randomly turn off the bathroom lights constantly when tons of people were in there, so you would be in total darkness while pissing, shitting, etc. One time that happened and a redneck dude instantly ran out and beat the dudes ass bad.

#8:
Two faggots (gay guys) were making out in the hallway and another redneck dude obliterated them. Beat them so bad it was unreal. Took four teachers to pull him off. I can still hear him yelling, "That's some nasty ass sick shit fucking disgusting motherfuckers." And the teachers saying you still can't beat them man, but you can tell it disgusted them too.

#9:
People getting caught for drugs constantly or doing drugs out in the open constantly (right in the morning or anytime really). Weed, prescription drugs (that weren't theirs and were always strong painkillers, xanax or some other shit that made them drooling zombies pretty much), cocaine, shrooms, etc.

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>>81954450
#10:
The dude who would flood the restrooms (sinks, toilets, urinals, etc). He would empty garbage cans into the toilets, which would clog them unreal, all the toilet paper, etc. You would see tons of water pouring out of the restrooms and slowly flooding the hallway, lunchroom or wherever a restroom was located. I don't remember him ever getting caught, because I remember it continuing even when I was graduating. They eventually put cameras everywhere in those schools (except inside the restrooms, but outside pointing at the entrance there is one), so I'm sure it's like a prison now where those types of people can't do anything nowadays.

#11:
Dude kicked a thin metal paperclip into an electrical outlet and smoked out an entire classroom with thick black smoke. We all ran out instantly. The electrical arching sounds were loud before the shitty breaker tripped to stop it (the school was old and it's gone now).

#12:
Girls flashing their tits, rubbing their pussies at you, etc. Women are whores in general, but there were a ton of whores at these schools. I remember in reading class this one girl was rubbing her pussy saying, "You guys like that?" And everyone laughed. Another girl got fingered while watching a movie in another reading class.

#13:
Science teacher had a fish tank and the bad kids pissed in it, then dumped what seemed like 100 Alka-Seltzer in it, and it turned it milky white. Shit looked like it was boiling and the teacher runs in losing it unplugging his fish tank not knowing what happened, but the fish were already dead. They also pissed in the heater, sinks, trash cans, etc. Eventually, the teacher didn't even bother teaching, and instead brought us in the newest movies released for the entire year. Supposedly the school was letting a bunch of teachers go at the end of the year. The bad kids respected the science teacher for the entire year, due to all the movies (I saw more than 30 new high-budget movies back then).

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>>81954816
#14:
Dudes bare ass crop dusting (pulling their pants down slightly and farting) when teachers were up on ladders, so it would rise up and they would have to smell it. I remember teachers shooting down the ladders, because this one guy in my class was lactose intolerant, so he would have a milkshake to have before diarrhea farts to clear areas.

#15:
People ruining optical drives by cutting the rubber grommets (Internal 5.25-Inch Bay Optical Drives, which nowadays you mostly don't see on new modern desktop PC builds), so when you pressed the button if you needed to put a disc in it sounded like a jet taking off. They also broke pencil lead off in the 3.5mm headphone jack port or filled them with super glue, so if you brought your own ear buds, IEMs, etc. you could never use them. They would also break hand dryers in the bathrooms or paper towel dispensers by smashing them (probably with some kind of hammer if I had to guess by how ruined they would be).

#16:
No school shootings ever happened, which is surprising considering all of the other bad shit people did. A lot of people died young or are dead though years later, which surprised me.

There is more, but I would say those are the most memorable. Nowadays, it's probably more controlled (maybe not, due to smartphones).