>gf is deathly afraid of getting pregnant
>won't have vaginal sex (even with a condom) if she's anywhere near ovulation in her cycle
>makes me pull out even when wearing a condom
>won't take birth control as it didn't help (made her periods inconsistent so we constantly had 'scares' where she convinced herself she might be pregnant despite using condoms, pulling out and her being on BC

What can I do?

put it in her butte

Why wont she just get an iud

>Being with a girl who doesn't want children
Why?

>>81946995
Not an option either. She gives good head though
>>81947007
Part of the hangup over pregnancy is having something inside her permanently, IUDs freak her out too.
>>81947040
She's hot and nice

She's trying to guilt-trip you into getting a vasectomy so she can dump you after you get one. It's a common foid shit test.
Jokes aside, just keep at it and learn how to enjoy sex with your pecker wrapped in four rubbers or something. You still have a couple of options if you need to get your nut unto her bareback:
>Throatfucking
>Intercrural sex
>Handjobs
>Titjobs
>Footjobs
>Anal sex
Fuck her armpit for all we care. Just enjoy your time with her while it lasts, because all relationships end someday.

>>81947313
She had floated that before. I'd sooner wear a brazzilian condoms at once than do it though.

I want kids! It might not be with her but we'll just have to see.

Get her pregnant for the lulz

>>81946982 (OP)
Maybe consider talking to her? Communication is important. There is also the arm implant for birth control. Usually if you pair two methods together like iud or arm implant and condoms, the probability of pregnancy is null.

>>81947640
So ask her if she wants kids, and if she says no you've gotta look elsewhere.

>>81946982 (OP)
Have sex in a way that can't get her pregnant.

>>81947687
I don't think the issue is an actual risk of pregnancy (or one that's logically there). We've never had raw sex, even when she's on BC. I really don't know how to approach something that's obviously a genuine fear of her when I think she's being completely mental.

>>81947868
She's a total sub! When PIV is out of the question, I do an awful lot of spanking. Even if I wanted to have my butthole destroyed, she's not into that.

>>81946982 (OP)
Making you pull out while weaing a condom is fucking absurd, I understand her not wanting to let you rawdog her but if you have a condom on you absolutely can cum inside, that is insane. Did it thousands of times over a the course of a decade and not once had condom ever broke.

>>81947902
I know it's insane. Any time I've 'cum inside' while using a condom, she also is really insistent that I hold onto it while I pull out, to the point she will say it whilst we're in the middle of it, completely ruins the mood.

>>81946982 (OP)
You could be much more happy with someone else.

You can try and help her overcome her curious mania however

>>81946982 (OP)
Just breed her forcefully to force her to face her fears. She'll thank you.

>>81947898
Then command her to let you creampie her.

>>81948471
I am trying. I just don't know what I can do or say to help her get around this.

>>81948544
>>81948546
I don't want to end up in prison