The entire labubu shit makes total sense once you realize it's just childless women looking for a baby replacement

>>81947576 (OP)
Anon this is nearly everything women do. Getting a cat or dog? They call themselves cat or dog mamas. Collecting dolls of any kind? Same thing just with less responsibility. Women have to be knocked up and need to take care of children or they will go insanse.

>>81947743
>Women have to be knocked up and need to take care of children or they will go insane.
I genuinely hate when men say this

>>81947766
Because it is true and you know this.

>>81947576 (OP)
Its just cope, in the end they will get old then die miserably and alone

>>81947775
No.. not really. I don't ever want a kid because I just can't handle it. It seems very overstimulating and stressful. Though I would never shame mothers or anybody else who has kids, but I just cannot. Life is more peaceful this way

>>81947576 (OP)
Labubu is based off of Norse folklore despite what schizos say. It's still pagan though

>>81947805
>Women do this
>"That cant be true since I dont!"

>>81947576 (OP)
This gotta be some sort of a fucked up psyop, because I've never heard of this shit just a few days ago, and now I hear about it every rotten day, what the hell. What's so special about these toys anyway?

>>81947838
There are other women like me who genuinely just don't want kids. Calling your dogs or pets silly names and babying them and calling yourself a dog mama doesn't equate to being a mom or wanting a child. And idk how OP got the idea that Labubu's are replacements for kids when it's really just teenage girls to young adult women who get these for the trend or collecting purposes.

>>81947805
>It seems very overstimulating and stressful.
Your womb overflowing with my baby batter helps relieve the stress.

>>81947875
>"Exceptions exist"
>"Don't notice this observable trend"
Sigh

>>81947576 (OP)
Does it? Then why were they also obsessed with collecting cups?

>>81947885
No thank you..
>>81947912
Why do men want women to be baby crazy so badly? Serious question

>>81947931
That's not a serious question.

>>81947853
Last year, I saw them in Singapore and they weren't super popular. Apparently a K-Pop girl from Thailand was seen with one and the company that makes them put in a super aggressive marketing campaign.

>>81947948
Why do you think so?
Orig

>>81947931
Cause we want to be fathers and seeing women nurture, show kindness and affection is a lot nicer than seeing them depressed, bitchy and suicidal from their 9-5 minimum wage job. Offer still stands if you change your mind.

>>81947991
That makes sense. Thanks for actually answering seriously

>>81948070
You're welcome and you can leglock me any time if you change your mind about having kids.

>>81947576 (OP)
what is that? one of those shitty asian vending machine toys?

Never heard of this, apparently it's obscure Chinese funkopops and op is trying to act like it's something more than five people outside of China have ever heard of
>Labubu ( lah-BOO-boo, Chinese: she Shang shung) is a brand of collectible designer plush toy monster elves created by Hong Kong-Dutch designer Kasing Lung[2] and marketed by and sold exclusively at China-based retailer Pop Mart.[3][4][5][6] Labubu is also the name of the main character in the series.

>>81948946
>I never heard of this therefore nobody knows about it
Ask me how I know your IQ is in the 80s

>>81949270
Are you trying to suggest this shit exclusively sold in China from a single Chinese store with a Chinese name to Chinese consumers has any relevance to anyone in the English speaking world? The fuck does it have to do with iq? You 60 iq buffoon. Tell me what you know about the Klaquesibilbluatl. It's a limited edition set of plush toys sold exclusively in Pendejo, a rural village in Uruguay.

>>81948946
Fumos for femcels

>>81949548
NTA but its been hyped for a while, ppl lining up around the block at stores that happen to sell them in the western world, its been a tiktok hype and covered on international news, but w/e im sure the rock you live under is nice

>>81949548
i get where youre coming from anon but these are extremely popular right now. vast quantities of women are buying them online. if you look up the name on any social media site you will see thousands of normie western women collecting them.

>>81949548
There's an entire black market in the west for these things.

>>81949548
>Are you trying to suggest this shit exclusively sold in China
Oh my god how sheltered are you dude

>>81949588
This makes sense I guess. But fumos have 2hu behind them. I can't imagine a woman actually enjoying a game or book, so why do they latch onto this? I imagine it's just Stacy bought one so Becky copied and then a bunch of fat negative value women felt compelled to follow suit.
>>81949638
I'm in my 30s. I read books, watch anime, and masturbate when I'm not working overtime. Maybe it's a rural problem. The women here and still fighting to the death over Stanley brand Stanleys. Literally nobody is talking about this.
>>81949706
I don't use social media, but I guess the world is more connected now. Wikipedia is not always accurate, or maybe they failed to update the article to mention they're popular outside of China despite only being sold by one store.
>>81949776
Black market suggests illegitimate. Meaning the real ones are sold by a literal who company in Guangzhou(a city in China).

>>81947766
shut the fuck up you tranny.

>>81949859
It's actual copycats trying to get money because the original is limited edition. It's a chinese-dutch endeavor which is why there's a popmart store in amsterdam and a few in america.

>>81949859
>>81949911
Actually, a lot of american celebs have a labubu which helped popularize it. You just arent tuned in to it which is fine
https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ41y20S3tm/?img_index=4

>>81949938
Like lol, foids live for this