i fantasize a lot about a moid picking me up and carrying me in various positions but i weigh 57 kg currently and considering how the average moid is like 75-80 kg, they probably wouldn't be able to because i'm too heavy. so i am aiming to become like 40 kg, then i could easily be picked up by men who weigh 80 kg and above because i would be half their size. am i wrong? could men already pick me up even now?

>>81948879 (OP)
>57 kg currently
To throw this around lightly he would have to be an elite level weightlifter. Probably around 95kg bodyweight. This includes OHPing the foid somewhat easily and lifting over shoulder level.
~45-49kg is considerably a lot easier than 57kg, even kg of weight has a big impact

>cant lift >100kg over his shoulders at any capacity
Women suck at picking partners

>>81948905
for some reason, this is motivating me to lose weight like nothing else. i really want to be easy to carry and manhandle.

>>81948905
You dont have to be elite to zercher your own body weight x1.5 and ohp your own bodyweight let alone 60kg or power clean 90kg
Faggot

>>81948879 (OP)
>57 kg
Too fuking fat not even God can lift you to heaven the devil forced to drag you down stop drinking water immediately

>>81948924
You are literally not talking from experience. I strict form OHP'd 92kg at 87kg bodyweight and manipulating A HUMAN BODY in the air was still difficult over ~62kg. Extremely easy around 50kg but every kg after that made it very cumbersome

>>81948956
You didn't and not only do i liftmog you i also did mma and i can tell you it's not hard to carry someone around once they lose their balance
You just have shit conditioning and no endurance

>>81948951
time to starvemaxx
>>81948956
>>81948975
do you think you could lift a human that heavy

>>81948997
I toss around my +70kg friend who hits the gym 5 days a week and im 85kg
It's easy unless the person over you should shifts their weight to an awkward angle

>>81948879 (OP)
I'm 160 pounds and can do that but it won't be a comfortable angle for you if it's like in the image

>>81949007
it's because you are muscular though, for the average person it must be difficult

>>81949007
>I toss around my +70kg friend
What is the highest height you ever lifted him to? I call bullshit.

Translating yuronigger to burgerfat, 57kg is 125lbs.
Thats less than 1pl8 so ohp is possible. Average man who goes to gym with novice numbers benches 225. I weigh 190lbs, or 86kg. Men are much stronger than women, so even a guy who doesn't go to the gym could probably pick up up and fireman carry you or whatever. So keep losing weight because fat is ugly, but just don't date midgets and you can already get ragdolled assuming he's 6'+ and weight over 160lbs/70kg.

>>81949039
The fact that you think strict OHP translates into carrying someone around tells me everything i need to know but i'll keep it 100% i never tried to press him over my head because that would be humiliating and also would require me to squeeze either his ass or groin
Just two days ago i did a 90kg clean and jerk tho

throwing 60kg around is possible, but it's a workout, don't expect your moid to carry you around shopping like your personal pack mule

>>81949051
You are fucking stupid, a man who can OHP 92kg can "fireman carry" 150+ kg. That's not the same as easily throwing around
>>81949073
> i never tried to press him over my head because that would be humiliating
That's exactly what I knew. I have liftted SEVERAL MEN over my head, as well as girls. I know the exact weights that are manageable/possible while still looking impressive and which weights make you look like a weak cuck. YOU CAN NOT EASILY OHP A 70KG HUMAN and look like a chad, I promise.

>>81949101
You can if you're not a bitch and know how weight distribution and gravity centers work, and if the person isnt moving around much

>>81949114
>hold on one moment miss let me just calculate the optimal angle of ascension for maximum force application upwards, then I shall hoiste thee mlady
This will not fly with the bitches I am sorry

>>81949128
It takes 4 seconds to setup and a clean and jerk if you already know the technique, you're mentally limiting yourself because of an incident due to your lack of endurance

>>81949148
>It takes 4 seconds to setup and a clean and jerk if you already know the technique, you're mentally limiting yourself because of an incident due to your lack of endurance
>Certainly I can clean & jerk you mlady

>>81949164
>Posts man squatting +5pl8
So it's possible.

>>81949101
We're not talking about 150kg men. I'm far from a gymcel, but I do consider myself between novice and intermediate in strength. A 57kg women I would have no problem manhandling. A lot of my weight is tied up in height, but just being tall doesn't mean you are weak. It's just less efficient levers and center of gravity. The actual difference in size at least makes up the difference and then some in terms of raw strength numbers, and unless it's some gayziliian jujutsu or judo that difference is actually beneficial.
Op just wants to sit on my shoulders at a concert, get princess carried to bed, get choked a little, an maybe get obnoxious hickey left barely above the collar line of her blouse that she has to hide at work. Even a short scrawny man could handle this much. Op doesn't want strong men. She just doesn't realize how dramatically she is outclassed by featherweight men who do some light cardio and calisthenics.
Girls like op are the most fun because they're so easy to turn on. Play wrestle where you let her win a little, turn it into a tickle fight, then hold both wrists over her head in one hand and watch her pointlessly struggle to break free while you grab a boob or slide a hand down her panties. Even a noobie boxer would push my shit in, but she would never know it based on me giving her a bear hug and picking her up.

>>81949093
dude i obviously do not expect my future bf to just carry me everywhere, i'm not crippled. i just want him to do it sometimes playfully because it's hot

>>81949195
Way to absolutely not get it
If you have to squat a girl, it's already over. I don't know how else to explain it to you

>>81949164
>>81949195
gymbros is this harder or easier than lifting a human of the same size

>>81948879 (OP)
About 140kg or under if he isn't a total pussy, picking someone up and carrying them on your shoulders is suprisingly very easy.
The limit for princess carry on the other hand is probably around 120kg or so.

>>81949244
No clue never met a 200+ kg person.

>>81948879 (OP)
Not a man but I easily pick up and throw around women heavier than you, if a man can't pick you up its definitely his problem

>>81948879 (OP)

this is a cavewoman fantasy

>>81949220
hnngg you get the appeal of it all...
>She just doesn't realize how dramatically she is outclassed by featherweight men who do some light cardio and calisthenics.
i just want to be easy to pick up and i need to get further away from the average male weight

>>81948879 (OP)
My GF is 42 kg and I can do this.

>>81949244
it's harder because the human will move even if they're trying not to. like OP's pic is cool looking but to recreate that the girl would have to have a lot of body control or at least be an athlete.

to pick up a random normal size foid and toss her around like OP wants isn't hard though, it's the poses that are.

>>81948879 (OP)
i don't know why everyone itt is coping, most regular guys couldn't pick you up and yes you should lose more weight if you want to feel like a dainty flower

>>81949746
Indian men maybe, even asians or blacks would not struggle to lift a small woman.

>Noone itt posts physique
Fat larper thread

I'm 5"5' and at 165 pounds I've lifted over my shoulders and squatted 110 and 130 pound women with no problems. I've been lifting for 2 years though

Fatties would probably be very challenging though, from both a weight and leverages point of view

>>81949808
Can't do that in r9k

>>81949822
Third party website and if you saw the hitlerspam yesterday you'd know jannies don't notice till hours later if at all. Just reset router worst case scenario.
Otherwise it's merely hot air.

>>81949822
>>81949872
Neat pic and nice dubs btw lol

>>81948905
carrying her on your shoulders is way easier than OHPing her body weight. It's more like doing a squat.

>>81948922
you're gonna make a man real happy one day. good girls always get rewarded, so just keep imagining getting thrown around like a toy whenever you feel like sinning (eating).

>>81948879 (OP)
I weigh 90kg and I can bridal carry my mom who weighs like 70kg lol. I have been weight training for only 2 months now.

I hereby sentence all overweight foids to 2x fork putdowns until failure, each day. Hoeflation WILL go down

>>81948879 (OP)
I can princess carry my 120kg friend and run around with him pretty easy and you can carry a lot more on your back and shoulders then in your arms and I would say I'm maybe only a little stronger then average so a tiny woman like you should be fine.

>>81948879 (OP)
Has nothing to do with your weight. Just search a man that is into lifting and has bulky genetics to hold you comfortably

>>81952306
>Has nothing to do with your weight
no fattys allowed

Women's tastes are garbage, women don't care about love and romance, just about having a masculine Chad who can overpower them. Women are evil

>>81949872
I'm using my neighbor's router I can't do that

>>81948879 (OP)
Women are built like marshmallows, surprisingly they are light even the fat ones

>>81948879 (OP)
When i was 45kg a fenale friend was able to lift me and spin me around. She was skinny but 4 inches taller. She would struggle a bit but if she could any man shoukd be able to, unless hes a complete pussy ofc

>i weigh 57 kg currently and considering how the average moid is like 75-80 kg, they probably wouldn't be able to because i'm too heavy.
You are projecting a feminine conception of weight and strength onto men. Men can fling women who have a good 20-30 pounds on them across the room. Frankly, lifting someone lighter than yourself by ANY degree should be no issue for a man, especially in the over-the-shoulder position you're showing here. Unless you're just huge and unwieldy like a beanbag full of steel shot, some guy who's bigger than you can probably lift you. Realistically, some guy who's smaller than you by a narrow-enough margin could probably yeet you, so for a guy who's bigger it's a definite.

>>81948905
>To throw this around lightly he would have to be an elite level weightlifter.
Where the fuck are you getting this? I weigh like 115 and I have zero issue flinging women who weigh 125 around like they're ragdolls. I've literally thrown women in the 160-170 range into bed. In what universe do you need to be "elite" to lift something less than twice your size?

>>81948879 (OP)
i dont know ive never been that close to a women before

>>81952747
there is no way this is true bro you cannot pick up someone heavier than you you would die

>>81950123
are you fucking your mom anon?

>>81949051
>average man benches 225
>average
>225
Bro your body dysmorphia is affecting your perception of normalcy and reality itself

>>81952747
are you retarded? what does throw even mean?
carrying women is only possible if they assist, you don't lift anything really. like in the pic you are walking around with that weight, you don't curl or squat with it
next time tell her to go limp you will see how fucking weak you actually are

>>81953497
It is kind of accurate for gyms but not regular people

>>81954032
It's not really accurate for gyms, even among regular gym goers it's pretty 50/50 among the people who can and can't do 2pl8, it's definitely possible for any man but most people don't put in the effort.

>>81948879 (OP)
Piece of cake for everyone who lifts periodicly for two years.
Likely much lower then that.
>85 kg and squats105kg

>>81948879 (OP)
>>81948905
men have much more muscle mass than women, I weigh 160 pounds and yet because I weight lift I can basically effortlessly pick up my 115 pound gf and 150 pound mom

>>81948879 (OP)
>i weigh 57 kg
you could lose a few

>>81949223
Go to a psychologist. You are several levels deep into freudian shit

>>81949361
Your post smells like cheese and fish. Lose weight fatty