Thread 81951079 - /r9k/ [Archived: 82 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:24:57 AM No.81951079
puppy
puppy
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tried to kill myself and so my mom got me a puppy

if I try to kill myself again am I evil?
Replies: >>81951084 >>81951089 >>81951097 >>81951119 >>81951124 >>81951279 >>81951413
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:25:44 AM No.81951083
Women aren't people. Please return the puppy and kill yourself for real
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:25:56 AM No.81951084
>>81951079 (OP)
is she evil for birthing you?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:26:33 AM No.81951089
>>81951079 (OP)
im suicidal but i love my parents so i decided i want to live for them in the upcoming years, i'll get rich pay off their debt buy them land and once they're dead im blasting my head with a shotgun
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:27:16 AM No.81951097
>>81951079 (OP)
how many puppies do you need?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:29:38 AM No.81951119
>>81951079 (OP)
What did you do and how did it fail?
Replies: >>81951136
ruby !!Tb1gAo1xgNE
7/25/2025, 5:30:26 AM No.81951124
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>>81951079 (OP)
wanna add me on discord and have vc esex we can get married if ur still a virgim
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:31:26 AM No.81951136
waohlookatthatguyoberderrr
waohlookatthatguyoberderrr
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>>81951097
I dont want anymoer puppies, I just don't want to leave this one alone

>>81951119
tried to hang myself but I failed and I tried to overdose twice but I failed

I know I need to try a better method
Replies: >>81951156
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:34:07 AM No.81951156
>>81951136
dont

t. chad
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:36:52 AM No.81951182
>>81951124
Do you have no shame you ugly faggot
Replies: >>81951397
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:52:20 AM No.81951279
>>81951079 (OP)
To an extent. At the very least you should live to make her happy and not sad, but you can improve your life, I'm sure!
ruby !!Tb1gAo1xgNE
7/25/2025, 6:09:17 AM No.81951397
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>>81951182
suck my penis ho whats to be shame about ur the one being a loser u still a virgin or not i could be draften in ww three tomorrow or homeless since i suck at investing ur the one w no shame
Doom
7/25/2025, 6:12:21 AM No.81951413
>>81951079 (OP)
>try to kill self
>this is rewarded with a puppy
Hell try it again, maybe she'll buy you a car or something like that if you survive.