>The human king has declared war on the Inchling Kingdom to take their land and people for himself
What will you do? How do you plan to help the Inchlings?

>>81955348 (OP)
I hide them in my anus

>>81955370
Wouldn't that feel like constantly having a big turn in your ass

>>81955348 (OP)
Why would I help the inchlings? I'm a human.

>>81955464
Cause it's the right thing to do? What would you personally get from conquering them?

i keep him occupied by presenting increasingly intricate versions of the trolley problem

>>81955370
I could probably hide a few in my shoes under my armpits and strapped to my dick. It's only proper

>>81955666
To what end though? I can't imagine that'd be comfortable for you.

>>81955694
Safety of course and I'll be fine. They're soft and squishy

>>81955708
Why not just use a pocket? Gotta be better than socks, armpits, and buttcracks.

>>81955717
My skirts don't have pockets and it's too warm for a hoodie. They'll probably check my purse

>>81955750
If it's too warm for a hoodie they'll be drowning in sweat in your socks and undies and armpits

>>81955750
>Purse
>Skirt
>Dick

>>81955769
Oh I didn't think of that. At least they won't be thirsty I guess

>>81955923
You'll owe them an apology after all of that.

>>81955505
How so? What do you mean