Is the "cum on face for better skin" just a meme or does it really work?

>>81957920 (OP)
Use moisturizer if you want better skin. You're gay.

>>81957949
I am very gay and regularly destroy my own ass with dildos but that's besides the point.

It's actually bad for your skin. Skin is acidic to control bacterial growth. Semen is basic to neutralize pussy juice, which is acidic for the same reason skin is. Semen neutralizes and removes oils from skin.
I know from experience (gooning) that leaving seminal fluid on your skin for extended periods causes dryness, flaking and splitting of the skin.

>>81958017
At least he admits it but why did it make me hard?