I'd nuke half of the world for this

>>81958070 (OP)
>Men are all polyamorous cheaters
Whats new

>>81958070 (OP)
That's one stupid zen garden

>>81958070 (OP)
But you are never going to get this lol

>>81958088
Statistically, going by the picture, women are twice as likely to put themselves in this arrangement as men.

>>81958070 (OP)
AIIIIEEEEEE
Meanwhile where I live only blue haired fat bitches want to be part of a throuple

I'd nuke Israel for free.

>>81958070 (OP)
All I want is a woman that makes me happy when I imagine what her farts smell like. Is that so much to ask?

>>81958097
Maybe not, maybe yes

>>81958070 (OP)
I'd nuke half the world for one girl but not either of those because they're not my type.

the guy i love is into poly and already has a gf that is also ok with that, i love him but having to share him with some other bitch makes me angry and jealous i don't know what to do, also no he isn't a chad he is a dork chubby phd

>>81958070 (OP)
I'd nuke half the world just for fun. Things need to be more interesting.

>>81958070 (OP)
>I'd nuke half of the world for this
Who wouldn't?

>>81959054
I mean, I'd treat both equally, but I can't talk for all men

>>81959054
>share him with some other bitch makes me angry and jealous
the way you describe this rush of emotions is so attractive to me
not you in particular i dont know who the fuck you are thoughbeit but the idea a woman can feel like this.
i want a poly relationship where at least one of my gfs feel like this and i help her hone it into something tangible like kickboxing or something then reward her with praise and a weinering

>>81958070 (OP)
anyone can have this in a lower tax bracket

>>81958088
nothing about the picture implies cheating

>>81958070 (OP)
This looks so comfy. I bet I'd have the best nap of my life right there

>>81960162
one of the girls or the guy?
that does look like a prime nap spot desu

>>81959436
i still feel like i would be getting half of a whole, is there a way to change this mentality at all?
>>81959500
kickboxing you or the other girl? i mock fought with an ex of mine sometimes as i liked to annoy him, he would usually take it until he got angry at me and would overpower me and pin me until i admitted defeat always made me a little pissed so when he lowered his guard i would bite him

>>81960308
>i still feel like i would be getting half of a whole
Half of a good thing is better than a whole load of shit. It's better to share someone you like(if he treats both fairly)than having a whole boyfriend that you don't really like. That's my opinion thoughbeit

>>81960275
One of the girls. right? The summer sun on your skin, his hands in your hair, and the other girls' warmth and sweet perfume enveloping you as you slowly drift off to sleep.

>>81960308
>kickboxing you or the other girl?
i wouldn't want them to fight and not necassarilly kickboxing but i mean as a general hobby or skill where they can channel their excess emotions and be a better person.
i just used that as an example because that helped me when i had alot of those feelings
watching them do this and helping in anyway i can would be insanely hot im getting riled up just thinking about it.
> i mock fought
i actually....love getting hit and bitten and shit i wouldn't even mind lol not in a BDSM sort of way though thats weird because i hate butt stuff, like stuff going in my butt
>>81960439
tfw i need to be the bf in this scenario

>>81958088
>Men are all polyamorous cheaters
It's not cheating if it's talked about beforehand with consenting parties, you simpleminded hole, polyamorous cheating is an oxymoron.

>>81960666
than you better have a big and comfy lap anon

>>81960751
I do...at least my sister said so

>>81958088
>>Men are all polyamorous cheaters
>Whats new
I guess it's more exciting for you when you cheat on your husband instead

>>81960828
that's kinky anon, but sharing a man with his sister sounds hot
are you the older or younger sibling?

>>81960906
uhhhh, i dont want to fuck my sister...
she did try to make moves on me when we were younger because we met when she was going through puberty and we were about the same age group
i am older doe

>>81958070 (OP)
this how u look twin

>>81961085
ah that's sad, sorry anon. i don't have an older brother, but i love the fantasy lol

>>81961172
no need to feel bad
i kinda...thought about it back then desu
there were days we would be in the house alone and i had to basically rip her off me it was kinda overwhelming
but then i remembered if i had sex with my sister im sticking my dick in a combustion of my dad and her mom....
i would have fucked my twin sister if she wasnt born dead thoughbeit

>>81961235
i feel like that's kind of hot though
so you would fuck your hypothetical twin sister but not your actual one? why?
how is your relationship nowadays?

>>81961286
my twin sister 100% i think i would because i was like THIS close to fucking half sister.
idk why maybe its that twin thing they talk about sometimes i think about her and i get really sad to think she never got a chance to live sometimes i kinda wish she was here instead of me stuff like that.
but yeah if we were close i think at somepoint i would just fold and yknow the rest..
My sister now? No it just feels wrong in everyway maybe because its more real.
We're cool i offered her to come live with me, so we could kick it in a nice house and hang out as a family.
she's gotta go to school in the hick hellhole known as Arkansas. Ew
She's super smart though she's gonna be a nurse

>>81961633
but wouldn't you be even closer with your twin? or would you consider her to be a part of yourself somehow and that would make it less weird?
aw, that's good for her :) i'm trying to turn my porn brain off and stop myself from telling you that that's the perfect moment to make up for lost opportunities
i just feel like as younger sibling you'd probably idolize and love your older brother so much, and there's something really pure about that. On top of that he's like a slightly older hot guy who lives under your roof and takes care of you. what man comes close to that?

>>81961764
>but wouldn't you be even closer with your twin
yeah thats the thing that made it super weird with my sister too, i didnt even know she existed until a couple years before we met and suddenly she wants to fuck me for whatever weird reason. There's a weird scientific word for siblings who want to fuck each other if they didnt grow up together i can't remember.
I would love to take care of my sister while she focuses on school but not to fuck her doe lol
you got crazy pornbrain for sure kek but so do i desu

>>81961858
I only know of the Westermarck effect, but that one actually stops siblings (theoretically) from being attracted to each other as they grow up. So you would be missing that with your half sister.
I'm sorry, I know it's pretty bad lol Have you never jerked off to her?

>>81962042
no i've never jerked off thinking of an actual person i feel like its kinda rude

>>81958088
>>81958140
It's not cheating, but it's not real love either. These people are just glorified FWBs. You aren't "in love with" a woman if you're running around collecting them like pokemon.

>>81962164
I see anon. thank you for talking to me anon :) I hope you get to a live life like in the pic above

>>81958070 (OP)
after giving it some thought, i think i would prefer only one gf, it would make her feel special to me and we'd be inseparable. alas it's only a fantasy.

>>81962210
okay i'm so tired i'm starting to get incoherent. sorry

>>81962210
ill do my best, its looking kinda bleak doe have a good day nona
>>81962199
I would be able to love them and help them be their best. Alot of people aren't capable of it but it can be done. by me

>>81962199
What is real love? Just today I saw a couple that were together for like 60 years and the grandpa broke up because he found out that she cheated on him in the 70s

Ffm is the future. But you're not part of it.

>>81958070 (OP)
I'd nuke the whole world just to keep this from you.

>>81963087
Not going to stop me. I'd survive the radiation

>>81963087
I'd nuke two worlds to give it to him.

I wish my wife would let me have this...

>>81958070 (OP)
wow ok but would you suck half the worlds dicks for this?

>>81958088
women wouldn't be part of chad's harem if they actually believed in monogamy

>>81958070 (OP)
Satan just makes that shit to torture us. Imagine Satan actually made that? Its true lol. Those ppl are omnipotent. So omnipotence is many times more impressive than hugging a cute girl. So what did he use his omnipotence for? To create hugging cute girls for himself. But, more importantly was he wanted ppl to witness him. Because he installed cameras inside our heads so he could watch our reactions to sex and gore videos he produces. Once u notice that the hugging isnt a big deal for him since he did it millions of times already. It stops hurting as badly since the camera in our minds is so exhausting. The camera never turns off and provides 247 access to the spirit world where Satan rapes our souls.

>>81958070 (OP)
this is the future
women sharing the same man by their own volition because empowerment

>>81964873
>this is the future
nigga it's been reality for a decade now thanks to dating apps

>>81964899
I fucking wish. I can think of at least 3 bitches I'd be railing right now if my wife would let me.

>>81965151
should've gotten a bisexual wife

>>81963235
I'd nuke you first so you can't nuke those other worlds and then I'd still nuke the world to keep OP from having it

>>81958070 (OP)
i'd nuke half the world for nothing

actually the whole world

>>81965151
why is your wife stopping your from living out your dreams?