I know a lot about post covid DSP. AMA.

>>81959431 (OP)
i have nothing to ask because there's too much ground to cover. have your 7 hour video essay on my desk later

>>81959441
>there's too much ground to cover
There actually is. The casino arc was something else.

>>81959431 (OP)
Unironically how does he do it? What is the nature of the people who support him? However much I dislike it, I understand viewers supporting streamers who are attractive, skilled, funny, etc. but he is none of those things.

>>81959456
>What is the nature of the people who support him?
Great question I can answer and I am confident in the answer. I think he gets like 400-800$ monthly from special needs cases like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnW8FnmESNE (this is a legitimate fan of his). Those people actually believe his paper thin lies and believe him when he says him ordering a fast food meal to eat on camera is an actual reward for viewers.

The remaining 5000$ per month he gets, is from a few people which you could call mentally disturbed but not special needs. All of them know that Phil is a lying sack of shit. But what they get out of him is donations and some weird two directional financial domination. He degrades them and asks for money, they control him through this money. They also get off on all the negative attention they get from trolls. I would expect that there is also a very small segment of people who give him money just to keep the circus running and they are rather desperate to be anonymous.

>>81959579
But what they get out of him is attention and some weird two directional financial domination.*

>>81959431 (OP)
dsp is king and he gets laid by his wife incels.

>>81959579
>He degrades them and asks for money, they control him through this money.
Interesting, whatever works I guess. I guess I understand the fun of throwing peanuts at a monkey to get him to dance, but he seems to make a pretty decent amount of peanuts

>>81959864
dsp doesn't have sex, have you seen his wife? OP, put the image of kat yawning from the last stream she was on, you know the one

>>81959877
>he seems to make a pretty decent amount of peanuts
He does. He is on a financial decline where he earns less and less but that is still just about 150$ per stream and he streams twice a day. But if you break it down to like... 10 attention whores fitting what I described that is like 30$ per day. Still a lot but like I said those people are disturbed and they can have a lot of expendable income. Now that I said it out loud I can't imagine DSP still being a thing in a world where weirdos still can find girlfriend because girlfriends need a husband to survive.

what the fuck
so this is what it's like to scrape the bottom of the fent cartridg- i mean barrel

>>81959431 (OP)
Guys the khantributions tonight have been pretty slow...lets see some support for this game alright dood? I have two big bills coming up this week, and my day off is soon also...

>>81959431 (OP)
I was always curious about this. Is he just a genuine lucky retard or a genius who has mastered the art of acting like a retard? I know hes shitty at games despite it being his job. I also know managed to get out of some sticky situation with the court (he was spending all his money on WWE mobile game)

>>81960305
The game will now be demoted to the night stream. And if the low support keeps up we will be forced to put it in the electric chair for games. Come on guys. We are in the striking distance of the goal now. Don't let GTA4 with mods die like that.

>>81960352
actual genuine retard
he has a coat rack that he "hung up" with duct tape, and managed to strip the bolts on his mic arm just from assembling it
he got mad because his car desperately needed an oil change and the mechanics didn't call him to bring it in
the man is categorically retarded, and at least partly the reason video games pander to babies now

>>81960352
He is a retard through and through. With a huge ego and a huge complex about being called a retard. Indeed he has insane luck when it comes to financial stuff and his "career". Which arguably is also a curse because it allows him to continue being the way he is. And his life is a hell of his own creation.

>>81960372
but this all sounds TOO retarded to be real

>>81960372
With games his biggest problem is zero attention span and being stubborn as hell with zero ability to adapt. His best moments are when game explicitly told him what to do but he ignored it.

>>81960432
Sometime ago I had this idea that when it comes to him being real or fake, there is a dunning krugger-esque curve to it. When you know only a few things about him like a few clips and that he jerked off on stream, you think he is fake. If you invest some time to watch him you start to realize that he is absolutely real. And if you spend a lot of time in the snortex you start to doubt what is real and what is fake again. By now I am sure that there are some moments, where he intentionally plays his retardation up for money. He also makes himself more hateable on purpose because he always thought he is a wrestling heel. But like a true lolcow he isn't fully self aware and he can only fake things to a point his ego allows him. And his ego is huge.

i did nothing wrong
i did everything correct

https://youtu.be/N_OoVFh663E?t=37
My favorite recent DSP song.

>>81959431 (OP)
Did he really spend all that money on that wwe mobile game?

>>81961293
Yes. His bank account history got leaked at some point and there was a history of his transactions from 1.5 years. During that time he has spent 50k on mobile games. I don't think he ever slowed down his spending so we should be around 250k$ spent on WWE champions.

His most recent ridiculous lie on the topic is that it was his account that whaled out but he has sold the account.

OH MY GOD GUYS! HE IS GONNA EAT FOOD ON CAMERA TODAY. I AM HYPED!

Ackdolf Pigler

He has a legit talaent for getting shit on while playing souls. Actual terrible luck, the kind of stuff you cant write.
Everything else is gay eceleb bullshit.

Thank you for giving me another 1500$. Now you can have your reward of watching me eat this thing.

>>81959431 (OP)
has anything HAPPENED with DSP yet or is it all still a snorting snore fest
i only watch for that one guy that makes the REALLY high quality listed shame videos once a year

>>81959431 (OP)
I like the casino but they did phil dirty not going to lie. Brought him on then snaked the guy. I don't like him either but that was a foul move. Good thing I just tune in for PPP's showmanship. Andy is cool but he's just kind of there. Not as entertaining.

>>81959431 (OP)
Are you an insider of an observer?
If you are an observer, then I dunno if you'd know more than what I've seen covered by Kino Casino. That opened my eyes to a lot of why people hate Phil beyond he sucks at games and scams hia audience.

Things I wanna know...
>Why did he snake Kino Casino first?
>Does every partnership he is in always end in Phil betraying the partner?
>Is he intimate with Kat?
>What are Kat's feelings about being married to Phil and why is she doing it?
>Who cut off intimacy first? Panda Lee or Phil?
>Has he been with any women other than the two we know of?
>What do his parents say about his lifestyle?
>Has DSP ever used drugs?
>How close is DSP to the rest of his extended family?
>How politically opinionated is DSP privately?
>Has DSP ever gotten into a real fight and did her win or lose?
>Has anyone who knew him in Highschool said anything about him growing up?

>>81959431 (OP)
I watch a lot of TIHYDP does he still get upset about them or is he still in the "they help grow and stay around" era which to be fair is true also does he still consider anime and forms of fanservice for incels

>>81962913
If you mean secret limited videos then the guy stopped making them a year back. And since he stopped we had a crazy year of DSP "interviewing" people and actually believing people like him now. His interactions with people were insane for detractors like me.
>>81962937
Oh no no no they didn't. If anything they didn't go hard enough of this piece of shit.

>>81963015
Observer but I watch a lot.
>Why did he snake Kino Casino first?
Tried to control the narrative. Failed so spectacularly that the next day he tried to sweep it under the rug. He never does instant 180's like that one so he knew it was incredibly bad.
>Does every partnership he is in always end in Phil betraying the partner?
>What are Kat's feelings about being married to Phil and why is she doing it?
It always ends explosively bad with people hating him and he never thinks he did anything wrong. There is a slim potential that Kat will be different and it actually won't end. There is a lot of backstory on Kat but basically she has nobody, is autistic and she uses Phil to have a roof and food. Beyond that I think it is hard to tell if she ever felt anything for him.
>Who cut off intimacy first? Panda Lee or Phil?
My guess is she was the first one to pull him on top of her and then she was the first to stop doing that. And when she stopped that he didn't mind.
>Has he been with any women other than the two we know of?
99% sure the answer is no. He actually would be an r9k incel poster if he wasn't infamous.

>>81963015
not OP but i too know much about gout man
>Why did he snake Kino Casino first?
he didn't, he just played the "i was pretending to be retarded" card retards use
>Does every partnership he is in always end in Phil betraying the partner?
not always, but only because phil does something to enrage them and they leave(notable instances include whale donors such as the dutch brothers)
>Is he intimate with Kat?
kat is like 200 pounds and sleeps in a separate bed, so i'm gonna say "no"
>What are Kat's feelings about being married to Phil and why is she doing it?
i don't think she honestly cares, phil is a meal ticket that leaves her alone to play skyrim and drive him to various places on Phil's Day Awff
>Who cut off intimacy first? Panda Lee or Phil?
leanna is a hypersexual person and phil shows no interest in the female form, so it's easier to say it never happened
>Has he been with any women other than the two we know of?
no, but it should be noted it wasn't even a week after leanna left before phil tried sliding into kat's DMs
>What do his parents say about his lifestyle?
dave and linda burnell had a sitdown with phil 7ish years ago and phil said he had constructed a 10 year plan to ensure he wouldn't turn into...well, what he is today
phil recently returned from a 1 week hiatus that many detractors speculate was him visiting his dying mother and likely being told he was getting nothing in the will, but who knows for sure other than phil?
>Has DSP ever used drugs?
dsp is an alcoholic and his favorite drink is gin
>How close is DSP to the rest of his extended family?
so bad that phil's adopted sister is held in higher regard than him
>>How politically opinionated is DSP privately?
>>Has DSP ever gotten into a real fight and did her win or lose?
>Has anyone who knew him in Highschool said anything about him growing up?
phil's life in school is pretty hard to trace because it was at a private school, but phil claims to be valedictorian from high school

con'td. from >>81963855

>How politically opinionated is DSP privately?
DSP has a very milquetoast and fence-post "i'm right and everyone else is wrong" ideology, check out his failed livestream of DSPolitics where he compares himself to zelensky and trolls to putin
>Has DSP ever gotten into a real fight and did her win or lose?
back during the 2000s phil had some beef with swole asian dude Jaha, and when Jaha confronted him phil burst into tears and played the "muh duhpression" angle

>>81963015
>>What do his parents say about his lifestyle?
I think dad gave up on him and wouldn't give a shit. Mom cares more so it would make sense that she has no idea what he actually does. Recently he mentioned he tried to set up facetime with them and they had no idea what to do so he is pretty safe.
>Has DSP ever used drugs?
He told a made up story about doing it once and then never again. I don't believe him - I think he never did.
>How close is DSP to the rest of his extended family?
100% sure he has zero contact doesn't care.
>How politically opinionated is DSP privately?
Not much. He is closer to right wing and thinks of himself as enlightened centrist but is incredibly ignorant on politics.
>Has DSP ever gotten into a real fight and did her win or lose?
Only known story is that he was about to be beaten up but he cried and begged not to be beaten and he got out of it without a beating.
>Has anyone who knew him in Highschool said anything about him growing up?
Nope.

>>81963213
He got over malding at them and I think he doesn't give a shit about them anymore. When I say it out loud it is the only character growth thing I can probably say about him. Not sure what you mean by still consider. If you mean how he made a 180 after he got married and now thinks sex and tits are for immature kids then yes he is still exactly like that. In his words he is married and getting laid by his wife so he doesn't need to see that in games.

Are contributions mandatory?

>>81963855
>leanna is a hypersexual person and phil shows no interest in the female form
Okay, this is fascinating.
Leannas only redeeming quality was that she was attractive. As far as I knew she was just neutral sexually and over time she lost attraction to Phil.
I knew Phil was sorta weird asexual from a repressed childhood.

>Is there any proof Leanna is hypersexual?
>What happened to PandaLee after the breakup?
>has there been any leaks from her time or did he get her to agree to an NDA in exchange for her car payments?

Okay I have questions about Phil's love life...
>How did Phil meet Kat?
>Did PandaLee ever cheat on Phil?
>How did the guy that fucked Kats sister rate the sex they had?
>What kinda of family does Kat have?
>What kind of family does PandaLee have?
>Are either PandaLee or Kat bisexual?

>>81964674
Bro they're just women

>>81964674
GANVIE

>81964616
>Is there any proof Leanna is hypersexual?
Leanna was hounded by detractors after the split and she was very open about the whole ordeal
>What happened to PandaLee after the breakup?
She's in a better relationship - I think she's married and possibly pregnant, which must really sting for DSP
>has there been any leaks from her time or did he get her to agree to an NDA in exchange for her car payments?
what do you mean leaks? I mean, there was an incident where phil showed a file folder with some of leanna's nudes in the background(too small to notice easily, sorry weirdos)
>81964674
>How did Phil meet Kat?
kat was a fan of phil's, and phil slipped into her twitter DMs shortly after leanna left
>Did PandaLee ever cheat on Phil?
if she did, she's not telling us
>How did the guy that fucked Kats sister rate the sex they had?
i wish you hadn't reminded me of that :( he put a review of the whole thing up on KiwiFarms but i couldn't be bothered to find it
>What kinda of family does Kat have?
no clue apart from her sister being an escort and mentally unwell
>What kind of family does PandaLee have?
no clue
>Are either PandaLee or Kat bisexual?
also no clue

>>81959431 (OP)
do you live in renton o algo

>>81963939
I remember in the gta5 TIHYDP by outsider he got a tip that said he should watch berserk because it wasn't made by or for incels which always stuck with me btw do you watch the TIHYDP or just stick with dsp himself

>>81965488
there are no good TIHYDPs any more
if you want the most succinct summaries of the DSP streams watch memeology DSP(different channel from the alt-right one)

Kinda unrelated but I might move to renton soon. What are the chances of seeing phil out in the wild? Last I checked he rarely left the snort fort.

>>81965832
if you really wanted, the condo opposite Phil's is up for sale.

>>81959431 (OP)
If DSP died what do you think would happen to his fans? Would they get depressed?

>>81965854
That's too close to the trainwreck for my taste

>>81965937
You're working under the pretense that he leaves the house. Phil does not. He doesn't even have a driver's license.

WOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH BUDDYYYYYYY
I watch KC's streams while going to sleep. The Phil and Ralph segments are the most comfy.

Xmortis does great coverage on the history of DSP, check him out.

>>81966072
it would be way too tempting to knock on his door just to fuck with him kek and I don't want to be documented on kiwifarms

>>81965488
I watch restreamers and TBS. If you can stomach 2 of the more obnoxious hosts of TBS I think it is an interesting watch. https://www.youtube.com/c/ThatBeingSaid At least they are a step up from SOK.

>>81965863
Special needs fans would just move on rather quickly. Findom/ stick it to the trolls streamer would arguably have a worse time than genuine fans but they would never be said about DSP dying. They would be sad that they lost their source of attention and now they have to look for a new arrangement.

>>81964491
Yes. N-no! I MEAN CONTRIBUTIONS ARE NOT MANDATORY ACKACKACKACK! (They actually are...)

>>81960352

Hes so outrageously lucky that I feel god wants to keep him around to laugh at.

I used to think it was all a bit when I first got into the snortex, but there's such an overwhelming amount of stupid shit hes said and done that impossible to come out of it thinking hes a normal person in the slightest.
Also he drove away a always horny nubile 19 year old he was dating because he did not have sex with her of show interest in her at all for years, and his current wife he marries after getting dumped by the 19 year old ballooned up to 200+lbs be cause Phil doesnt let her go to the gym or interact with the world in any meaningful way out side of of menial part time job she has and all she does all day is eat.

>>81967721
Hi snood.

>>81965343
>Leanna was hounded by detractors after the split and she was very open about the whole ordeal
wait? wut?
I thought she was super quiet about everything post split cause Phil was making car payments for her and her silence was the price to keep the car.
I never heard anything about her being "hypersexual". Hell, I remember when it was obvious their relationship was in the shitter Phil was jerking off alone and it was joked about that Phils good boy reward instead of sex was "panty time" where she would just walk around with no shorts on while Phil wished he was having sex.
>She's in a better relationship - I think she's married and possibly pregnant, which must really sting for DSP
I don't think he cares. I often question how much of his romantic relationships are performative as a flex.
>apart from her sister being an escort and mentally unwell
I should fuck Kats sister for the lulz

>>81967850
>I never heard anything about her being "hypersexual"
https://youtu.be/TY6tg_AqECA?t=250
She spends this whole video trying to lure in the pigroach dick into her coochie.

>>81968112
I just checked out her ED article.... And to my surprise you are correct, she is a self confessed nympho.
https://edramatica.com/DarkSydePhil/Girlfriend
Which raises even more questions cause there was a point she cut him off from all intimacy...
Bro, how bad do you have to fuck up to fumble it with a nympho who is trying to lure you into sex?!
How autistic do you have to be to jerk off on camera instead of smashing puss?

Not gonna pretend she's a 10/10 must smash girl, and her personality is as horrible as Phil's, but with just looks alone she is a solid 7.5 with nice titsand a craving to pleasure cock.
It's a no brainer to use her as a live in sex slave.

Phil WTF are you doing bro?
>Valivictorian of highschool, fumbles that.
>College grad that gets Helicopter DOD contractor job people try to get their whole life fumbles that.
>One of the first major lets players making money hand over fist, fumbles that
>Gets nympho cutie his is just as insufferable in all the ways he is... fumbles that
>Gets a W when Sons of Kojima turn out to be bigger spergs then him.... Fumbles the sympathy

But the biggest fumble hands down is Kino Casino.
Yeah I know they say that the plan always was to AAAAAYYYYYLLLAAWG Phil, but thats kinda half true. Phil would have to confront ugly truths and be uncomfortable if he stuck with PPP.
I've watched PPP since the Simpspiracy. I've seen him do this bit countless times. The "Bit" is he brings lolcows to self awareness, has them confront their low points, has them self improve, then has them dunk on their haters (or other shitty people) who claimed to be superior to said lolcow. You will be raised up, BUT IN EXCHANGE YOU MUST CONFRONT THE TRUTH AND BETTER YOURSELF.

AndyWarski is litteally THIS BIT TAKEN TO IT'S EXTREME. Before this Andy was the lowest of the low. Now he's clean and reaching his full potential.
That could have been Phil.
But then Phil decided to snake them first.
What a fumble.

>>81967721
Also Snood I used to watch you and enjoy the streams but I had to stop because of your cohost. Please do something about that parrot, preferably find some way to hitch her up with Phil instead of Kat.