Thread 81962055 - /r9k/ [Archived: 98 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:20:27 AM No.81962055
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Being a grower is hell.
>microdick tier when flaccid
>normal when erect
>women are put off by the flaccid size, which ruins my arousal and prevents the erect size from ever being relevant
What's even the point of having a dick like this, seriously
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:09:30 AM No.81963020
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>>81962055 (OP)
I feel you man, dicks are fucking weirdass blood balloons. Sometimes mine's hanging at five inches with really droopy balls. Other times it looks like half a roll of dimes and my nuts are so high and tight it makes my flaccid dick look like an erect micropenis.
Hard size varies the same way. Super nervous and/or on certain drugs? Four inch boner. In good health and really horny? A little over seven inches NBP.
It's like my crotch magically morphs a new penis for me at random, it's nuts.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:46:16 AM No.81964347
>>81963020
>lottery dick length/strength
MAN WHAT IS UP WITH THAT
God damn I hate this shit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:47:27 AM No.81964357
>>81962055 (OP)

If you use a penis pump and some weight hangers for a few months your placid size will increase dramatically
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:00:05 AM No.81964449
>>81964357
Why would a penis pump do anything? I guess I can sort of get weights since it stretches skin and probably helps let the dick rest lower naturally, but I don't really see what a pump is supposed to do for the flaccid state.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:01:55 AM No.81964462
>>81962055 (OP)
It's a suprise :)
>big things comes in small packages
I carry around 6.5 incher, but its 2 inches flaccid
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:04:59 AM No.81964492
>>81962055 (OP)
Do "showers" even have erections?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:05:53 AM No.81964505
>>81964449

Over time you're perminately increasing the diameter of the spongy tissue. It will be unable to retract.

Jelquing but lazy style. I added about 1.5 inches flacid this way and it remains after stopping for around a year so far.

(Diamond hard ons)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:25:16 AM No.81965078
>>81962055 (OP)
>women are put off by the flaccid size
Dumbass, you're supposed to hide your dick and distract her by licking her clit or some shit and when you're hard, that's when you whip it out
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:54:56 AM No.81965276
>>81962055 (OP)
>woman gives me a handjob and gets me half hard
>puts on smaller size condom and start fucking
>become fully erect
>she has to stop fucking and pull out a larger size condom
trolololololol