Can you guys explain stonks to me? I want to get into stonks.

If I buy $1000 dollars in one of the big companies like Apple or Nvidia, how much money will I make?

>>81962168 (OP)
Buy stonks when they are cheap, then sell when they are high

you can look at how those stocks have moved in the past to get an idea. no one knows what can happen in the future. buying low is usually a smart idea though as long as the stock isn't plummeting

>>81962168 (OP)
Just copy what Nancy Pelosi's husband does. He gets the best insider trading tips.

>>81962168 (OP)
It's a gamble, returns will be long-term if you gamble on safe stocks that should keep continuing to go up over time

There are volatile stocks but they are hard to win on

Stock options have the highest risk and highest reward if you think you can predict what a stock will do, but it's still an educated guess and a risk

Stock option spreads for a safety net

>>81962168 (OP)
I bought $1400 of Nvidia about a month ago and have made $129