Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:34:03 AM No.81962191
My fleshlights turned to goo...
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:35:27 AM No.81962202
>>81962191 (OP)
i tried to warm mine up with boiling water and it got all gross like pork rinds, not hard but the same look and i just couldn't fuck that thing, so i tossed it in the bin.
i tried to warm mine up with boiling water and it got all gross like pork rinds, not hard but the same look and i just couldn't fuck that thing, so i tossed it in the bin.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:35:53 AM No.81962205
>>81962191 (OP)
i raped it and jizzed acid inside it while you were sleeping
i raped it and jizzed acid inside it while you were sleeping
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:38:12 AM No.81962230
>>81962191 (OP)
what do you mastubrate with hellfire?
what do you mastubrate with hellfire?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:48:17 AM No.81962321
>>81962191 (OP)
Okay story time:
Back in the day I was living in this apartment and the wall had a pipe leaking that no one knew about. As a result the inside of the wall was full of roaches and mold. Of course I didn't know this at the time, and I keep my apartment quite clean because of my OCD nature. So anyway I had this fleshlight I'd regularly blast rope into, it was great. I'd get high and just absolutely empty my balls in that thing. Well, one time I busted, and I was going to clean it out. When I rinsed the spooge out, it had roach eggs and nymphs in it. Being as high as I was this skeeved me out, because I thought some how I was ejaculating roaches now. Obviously it was just that the roaches had laid eggs in there.
So that's pretty funny, but after the fact I would always be sure to wash it thoroughly and dry it out with a little space heater. One day I did this for too long, and I found myself in your situation, OP, that pussy looked like a melted candle. Like if I had to guess it was probably reminiscent of Hanako Ikezawa pussy.
Good times.
Okay story time:
Back in the day I was living in this apartment and the wall had a pipe leaking that no one knew about. As a result the inside of the wall was full of roaches and mold. Of course I didn't know this at the time, and I keep my apartment quite clean because of my OCD nature. So anyway I had this fleshlight I'd regularly blast rope into, it was great. I'd get high and just absolutely empty my balls in that thing. Well, one time I busted, and I was going to clean it out. When I rinsed the spooge out, it had roach eggs and nymphs in it. Being as high as I was this skeeved me out, because I thought some how I was ejaculating roaches now. Obviously it was just that the roaches had laid eggs in there.
So that's pretty funny, but after the fact I would always be sure to wash it thoroughly and dry it out with a little space heater. One day I did this for too long, and I found myself in your situation, OP, that pussy looked like a melted candle. Like if I had to guess it was probably reminiscent of Hanako Ikezawa pussy.
Good times.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:51:27 AM No.81962354
Mike
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7/26/2025, 12:55:17 AM No.81962390
Gave up on them. Bought 5, don't fit in any of them. Use a ton of lube and manage to get it in. Let go and shoots off my dick. Need more lube to try again. Fuck that
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:10:40 AM No.81962533
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:18:57 AM No.81962618
>>81962321
thanks for the story anon, fucking a roach fleshlight would have messed me up too, especially high lmao
thanks for the story anon, fucking a roach fleshlight would have messed me up too, especially high lmao
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:51:07 AM No.81962857
>>81962321
story time i guess
there was this vessel my company did ships husbandry for, it was a pretty big merchant ship and the workers loved talking to us because they thought our work was cool.
anyway the workers were talking about weird shit they do on the ship.
they basically have a community flesh light they all fuck and rope into and apparently this is a common thing.
there's an honor system too, when its done being used they put it back for others to fuck it.
one guy brought a disembodied ass aboard and charged by the hour for a chance to fuck it.
anyway they were cleaning one day and someone found a fleshlight in a corner and for whatever reason winged it against a wall and it was filled with rotting cum.
they couldnt get the smell out ever.
i asked them if they cleaned the community fleshlight after fucking it and they ignored me and changed the subject...
story time i guess
there was this vessel my company did ships husbandry for, it was a pretty big merchant ship and the workers loved talking to us because they thought our work was cool.
anyway the workers were talking about weird shit they do on the ship.
they basically have a community flesh light they all fuck and rope into and apparently this is a common thing.
there's an honor system too, when its done being used they put it back for others to fuck it.
one guy brought a disembodied ass aboard and charged by the hour for a chance to fuck it.
anyway they were cleaning one day and someone found a fleshlight in a corner and for whatever reason winged it against a wall and it was filled with rotting cum.
they couldnt get the smell out ever.
i asked them if they cleaned the community fleshlight after fucking it and they ignored me and changed the subject...
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:58:22 AM No.81962916
>>81962857
damn, dude i rather beat off with my hand flesh lights don't even feel that good.
damn, dude i rather beat off with my hand flesh lights don't even feel that good.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:13:04 AM No.81963051
>>81962857
you can take the man out of the sea, but you cannot take the sea out of the man, or however the saying goes
you can take the man out of the sea, but you cannot take the sea out of the man, or however the saying goes
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:28:28 AM No.81963677
>>81962993
apparently yes, i've never been stuck on a ship for more than a day, it makes them go crazy and need to fuck they are out there sometimes 6+ months. According them a virgin like me wouldn't understand what its like to not have sex for that long
>>81963051
>sea
semen lol
>>81962916
yeah me too, they said it reminds them of a real pussy doe especially with some lube.
i just wouldn't want my dick hole touching another guys cum gross
apparently yes, i've never been stuck on a ship for more than a day, it makes them go crazy and need to fuck they are out there sometimes 6+ months. According them a virgin like me wouldn't understand what its like to not have sex for that long
>>81963051
>sea
semen lol
>>81962916
yeah me too, they said it reminds them of a real pussy doe especially with some lube.
i just wouldn't want my dick hole touching another guys cum gross
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:40:04 AM No.81963766
>>81963677
>According them a virgin like me wouldn't understand what its like to not have sex for that long
but a virgin would understand that more acutely than sexhavers, they're just retards sticking their dicks in a boat hole
>According them a virgin like me wouldn't understand what its like to not have sex for that long
but a virgin would understand that more acutely than sexhavers, they're just retards sticking their dicks in a boat hole
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:50:28 AM No.81963867
>>81963763
all humans are just creatures, a least thats what a buddhist milf that tried to molest me one time said(i should have let her)
anyway the woman crew members weren't any better they had some gross stuff they said as well its just the stories the guys were telling me were more relevant
>>81963766
I guess idk they work in the sun all day and then have to sleep in cramped bunkbeds, the few times i ended up working in the sun i was super horny when i got back home so that might be it, i don't think they were retarded alot of those guys seemed like robots legit.
alot of navy and shipworker guys are basically robots
>in a boat hole
those things are filled with barnacles and clams your dick would come out looking crazy
all humans are just creatures, a least thats what a buddhist milf that tried to molest me one time said(i should have let her)
anyway the woman crew members weren't any better they had some gross stuff they said as well its just the stories the guys were telling me were more relevant
>>81963766
I guess idk they work in the sun all day and then have to sleep in cramped bunkbeds, the few times i ended up working in the sun i was super horny when i got back home so that might be it, i don't think they were retarded alot of those guys seemed like robots legit.
alot of navy and shipworker guys are basically robots
>in a boat hole
those things are filled with barnacles and clams your dick would come out looking crazy