I WILL eat raw lamb testicles

>>81962786 (OP)
the right one looks like my boobs

>>81962786 (OP)
what is the texture of testicles? is it chewy? soft? hard?

>>81962796
Thats so fucking cool. How many guys have let loose onto your boobs?

>>81962801
Testicles are remarkably soft but still held together well with connective tissue unless you cut them up. Some might say they're very mildly chewy. The skin on the outside is very strong and thin. I always remove the skin in a way where the meat is untouched. I puncture the skin with a knife, then put the blade in between the skin and meat to cut a larger hole. Afterwards I just put my fingers in there and I can easily separate it to where I'm left with a nice nugget like this. The taste is very mild and minerally, somewhat like an oyster. It makes sense that they call them Rocky Mountain Oysters

>>81962867
very useful info. i think i finally found a use for my grape surgery device

>>81962786 (OP)
So do you buy those things out of pure curiosity or for certain health benefits? both?

>>81962975
Right now I mostly want to figure out which raw organs are appealing to me. All organs are nutritionally superior to muscle meat. Some offer more unique benefits, like how you can directly assimilate high levels of hormones from thyroids, adrenal glands, testicles, ovaries, etc. At this point the only organs available to me that I haven't tried yet are intestines, eyes, and thymus. So far the only organs I want to eat regularly are livers, hearts, testicles, and brains

op literally guzzles cum

I was thinking about eating some raw red snapper today but I'll save it for tomorrow instead. I still have another raw london broil steak in the refrigerator too

>>81962786 (OP)
My grandparents had a dairy farm and after castrating the bulls my cousin would go stomp on the nuts. You guys would probably be good friends

>>81963827
How are your dumps after eating raw meat? Can't remember if I asked last time. Im drunk again

>>81962796
Post tits or gtfo slut

>>81964054
why do you want to see deformed tubular boobs

>>81964091
Foids should humilate themselves on 4chan! This is a MANOSPHERE

>>81962786 (OP)
If you are willing to eat another's balls you must accept that someone will eat your balls when you die.

Eating testicles is good for your own actually.

>>81964027
Everything about my digestion is perfect when I eat raw meat and other raw animal products. The only time I have gas, bloating, pain, or anything like that is when I deviate from these foods. The pasteurized butter I eat doesn't seem to cause any issues, but pasteurized milk does. Fruits do as well. I don't eat anything other than what I've listed so far

>>81964334
I was more curious if you take massive manly foot long dumps daily

>>81964344
If I only eat animal products, I shit once every 2-4 days and it's not large. It's not hard or liquid, it's just normal. I've also noticed the smell is a lot less bad now that I eat real food

>>81962786 (OP)
>raw
Think of your health, OP. At least season it with salt and pepper a bit.

>>81964344
Meat is entirely absorbed with zero waste. Carbs are what make you poop, because fiber is a waste product.