You've never thought of committing crimes, have you anon?

I dont think I just do

>>81962954
Fpbp no thinking required

>>81962947 (OP)
>from chud to chad
How?

I may or may not be committing thinkcrimes, and you'll never find out.

>>81962947 (OP)
I'm unironically a career criminal

>>81962947 (OP)
no i'ma straight edge gamer

>>81962947 (OP)
>You've never thought of committing crimes, have you anon?
Just cool ones

>>81962947 (OP)
>kills mexicans
>becomes mexican
what did he mean by this

>>81962947 (OP)
hypothetically ive imagined scenarios where i commit violent, abhorrent crimes
especially about TV show/video game characters that are female

>>81962947 (OP)
GLOWIE!! GLOWIE!!

>>81962947 (OP)
Lower body fat + better hairstyle is why he looks better.
The only reason criminals tend get more women is because they're lower inhibition (which translates to less anxiety and more sociability).
Not because they commit crimes.
The dark traid pill is a meme outside some criminal men getting higher status. (Just the statuspill again for famous people).

>>81963050
Thats what getting laid does to you...hehe...

>>81963050
Lower body fat. Imagine being an incel and being a overweight fuck lmao.

>>81963050
Killing people has assured sex since 3 billion bc.
You can find the love letters mass shooters get online

>>81962947 (OP)
It is real fucked up that if I went out and killed 15 people I would get positive attention from women than I have ever gotten in my entire life.

>>81963050
>fugly glasses
>fugly haircut
>stanky face
>phone camera face distortion

>>81962947 (OP)
I mean... Not every day atleast.

lets self report to fbi bot threads thats a fun time
imagine if they actually caught criminals instead of honey potting retards over the internet. like all the criminals in detroit murdering eachother every day

>>81962947 (OP)
why did you crop the 2025 out?

>>81964074
I've literally never worked at the FBI you tourist

imagine like , if FBI wasnt protecting literal pedo philes in government and actually prosecuted criminals

>>81964074
>like all the criminals in detroit murdering eachother every day
if they're killing each other it sounds like they're fixing that problem themselves and saving the state a fortune on welfare and inmate housing. I think their logic, however retarded as it may be is that this place tends to attract a lot of mass shooter types and pedos and if they can bait those types of confessions they can make arrests and stop mass shootings/protect kids but in reality their actions often times just encourage these actions more than prevent them. But hey, atleast when shit hits the fan they can usually say "duhhh.... He was on our radar." or brag about catching the occasional that wants too retarded to know they're in a sting when given the chance to supposedly fuck cunny despite the fact that they're largely the reason you're seeing an escalation of child exploitation such as gore groups and over coordinated sadism against kids....
But hey, what do i know. I'm just some supposed pedo that is definately on their radar for my le violent extremisms.

>>81963050
Focal length. Left is a selfie taken close up with a shitty camera phone. Right is a photograph taken from a distance with an actual camera. If you want good photos of yourself buy a camera and a tripod.

i lied on my college app and got into my dream school

>>81962947 (OP)
If I can get away with it, sure
Wish I lived in the 70s bros, I'd be unstoppable

>>81963050
He finally had sex.

>>81964945
top or bottom? context is important

>>81964948
I'll just leave the sound of his voice here and let you all make the decision on your own
http://voca.ro/128ziSeu2Ylc

>>81964958
breedable, would

>>81962947 (OP)
>>81963092
Sometimes I think about stuff like this but I dunno where I'd start because I don't have a lot of money or skills.

not seriously, no
I'm too much of a pussy to do anything anyway that's how I got like this in the first place, and plus if I actually did something violent I would have to go to jail and not get to continue enjoying the NEETlife
at this point NEETing it up and consuming mindless content is all I have

>>81962947 (OP)
prisonmaxxing is the key

>>81963050
>How?
prison

>>81964074
>honey potting
easy, can be done while sitting on your toilet plus you are less likely to be shot at
>arresting niggers
likely to be shot at

i wonder why nonny

>>81962947 (OP)
how did he get so pretty
is it just a better camera

>>81963599
how do i get lower body fat

>>81962947 (OP)
All I think about is committing crimes.