>be me 34, ux dev fuck
>had sex a few times because luck/pity
>start new job at this shit web dev comp
>there is this 25 yo girl that slowly starts to push interaction with me
>she asks me out many times in the span of a year
>finally say yeah
>have 0 knowledge on her background, never asked because dont care
>we date for a few months
>she seems to be very fucking nice, like extremely fucking nice to me
>buys me lunch, always fast reply, etc.
>sex is good, i know she never came even tho i tried my best, but my dick can reach so far
>she wanted to move in
>ff a few days ago
>we on the sofa watching full metal jacket
>out of the blue she says "anon.. you are such a nice.. well behaved, mature, lovely man"
>think "oh.. this might be the one"
>wait.. wait.. wait.. hold the fucking phone for a minute
>ive seen this shit before.. where where where?
>oh yeah.. my boys from the 4th floor
>ask her "whats up with you today babe?" and kind of smiled to not be creepy
>she goes with "well.. its so nice to be with a man who is head leveled, not dangerous, not agressive, you know i had pretty bad experiences before you and oh well.. you are my soft some shit i dont remember because i was losing it blahblablah"
>think to myself "what the actual fuck"
>suddendly hit me..
>"uhmm yeah.. please leave.. i dont think i want to be with you anymore"
>she thinks its a joke at first but goes mental in seconds asking why
>scort her to the door and then say goodbye to her and to not contact me anymore
>she begs outside my door asking what did she do wrong
>ignore her
>block her
>ghost her
>back at work dont even look at her
>few weeks passed and some dude from work told me about her past partners
>all chads
>all pumped and dumped her
>she was way out my league
>feel like neo dodging bullets

we all know what it means when they say "you are a good man", just wanted to thank you guys because i learned how the real world works thanks to you