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Anonymous No.81964568 [Report] >>81964594
Another Friday alone. Another weekend without the smell of pussy on my fingers.
Goonocchio !!gmquW4hcz4W No.81964594 [Report] >>81964625
>>81964568 (OP)
Just masturbate
Anonymous No.81964625 [Report] >>81964633 >>81964656
>>81964594
Does Chad have to "just masturbate"?
Anonymous No.81964633 [Report] >>81964650
>>81964625
chad is fucking 2/10s no one can win nowadays
Anonymous No.81964650 [Report]
>>81964633
Have standards gotten so high that chads no longer exist?
Anonymous No.81964656 [Report] >>81964678
>>81964625
Theres not actually any chads. Satan calls himself a bull. Like a black bull dude. Satan has the sex. Im sorry. He doesnt share with us. He uses his magic to hoard all the wealth. He writes fake posts online to make it look like something else is happening. Satan cloned his own bodies and lives in the mansions and drives the cool cars and has sex with hot girls. Were here too for some reason, most likely to provide labor. He often tries to spin the story like he isnt cloning himself. Because if ppl really knew lol thats kinda gay.
Anonymous No.81964678 [Report] >>81964699
>>81964656
And you are schizophrenic
Anonymous No.81964699 [Report]
>>81964678
Thats not true actually. Satan signs almost every object in reality. As a form of his ownership over this space. Just pick up anything and look for signs of Satan. He doesnt share the sex of course, would you? Like imagine you have sex with all the girls and some other guy wants some ass. Would you honestly give your wife to him. So thats whats going on dude. And he also owns all the businesses and stuff
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Anonymous No.81964735 [Report] >>81964761 >>81965626
Thats a really small butt
Anonymous No.81964761 [Report] >>81964771
>>81964735
You have no right to complain you're on 4chan
Anonymous No.81964771 [Report] >>81965634
>>81964761
I mean the diameter of the thighs is weird too. Must be literally 18 years old and 5 feet tall.
Anonymous No.81965626 [Report]
>>81964735
Not if you have your PC hooked up to an 80" television
Anonymous No.81965634 [Report] >>81965652
>>81964771
Those are close to my stats holy fuck except I'm 19
Anonymous No.81965652 [Report]
>>81965634

Kek I'd tear you in half. Too bad im 40 with long hair and taken. Maybe zoomzoom can help