Thread 81965284 - /r9k/ [Archived: 173 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:55:29 AM No.81965284
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I'll teach you how to make lump sum.
You wear a cheap body cam from AliExpress and wait for him at a pub near his apartment. When he enters, you sneak up on him and say, "Hey, Bro. Why are you an actress when you're a man? That's weird."
He'll slap you in the face and kick your shins.
You can then sell the footage to a famous paparazzi and make a fortune.
You won't face any legal consequences because according to the US Constitution, he's a guy.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:56:47 AM No.81965291
>>81965284 (OP)
Hunter Schafer is built for BBC
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:58:27 AM No.81965302
>>81965291
She's not English
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:59:01 AM No.81965308
holy shit, that's genius anon