Thread 81966235

If you could wish for anything, but you will never have a wife who loves you and starts a family with you, what would it be? 1. No loopholes 2. It has to be something material and not emotionally fulfilling

>>81966235 (OP)
I wish for the world to be full of sci fi technology, either that or make it all fantasy

A sweet boyfriend who truly understands me.

>>81966235 (OP)
being 6ft tall gigachad with huge cock

>>81966243
I like this wish, I personally lead toward fantasy because it tends to have more hopeful tropes than sci-fi.
>>81966246
Didn't read the prompt award
>>81966249
What would you expect to accomplish with that? Would just being one be enough for you?

>>81966235 (OP)
Be reborn as a cute girl and live a life an order of magnitude better than my dogshit male one.

>>81966235 (OP)
The power of the founding Titan. I wanna be god for a day.

>>81966270
>wife who loves you and starts a family with you
I said boyfriend (male person who doesn't marry me, i.e, not a wife) who doesn't necessarily start a family with me

>>81966279
I want 3d maneuver gear so I can slay titans

>>81966270
>What would you expect to accomplish with that? Would just being one be enough for you?
i could make love to the girl i love, even if she didn't love me back, at least i'd get pretty close

>>81966273
This is a great monkey's paw tale. Would you be able to cope with never being taken seriously by anyone? I wonder how long you'd go until you realize the mistake you made. With female psychology, you wouldn't care as much about sex, so what's left? If your jealous hatred toward women persists in other men (as is becoming more common), are you prepared to become the target of that hate, and to be one of the most disliked just for existing? At least as a man you're disliked but also feared and respected - but women are just hated. Are you ready for that? Or do you expect to go back in time to before the culture war? That'd be even worse?

>>81966235 (OP)
>it can't be emotionally fulfilling
then what the fuck is the point of wishing for anything faggot? Literally anything anyone could ever want is emotionally fulfilling to some extent. What am I gonna wish for, a fucking cinder block?

>>81966292
Read a little further into the post desu. I know you can do it, I believe in you

>>81966304
lol, pretty woman are literally loved by everyone, stop acting like it's some sort of struggle

>>81966304
I think you've been on /r9k/ too long anon

>>81966317
>lol, pretty woman are literally loved by everyone
This is simply untrue
Pretty women are lusted after, and hated by all. The stereotype is that pretty women are vapid. Even your post is teeming with venom toward pretty women.

>>81966235 (OP)
Immortality and an infinite supply of gold I can use that I only know the location of, and cannot ever be found by someone else. Sort of like an El Dorado for myself only.
With my trillion dollar wealth, I will make my own national park in Nevada after I invest heavily in cleaning the entire state of radiation.
>inb4 glowie bases
I will let them stay if they let me build my forest. Maybe I can get a tax credit if the BLM, etc. also helps me with my national park.

>>81966318
Well anon would still be hanging out with people from /r9k/ even as a woman, unless his personality changes dramatically. In which case it wouldn't be him anymore, so the wish has no meaning.

>>81966297
It actually exists. I know a bit about physics but sadly the problem isn't that but it's that it would shatter all your bones and instakill you. Literally. Watch matpats game theory video on why the OOT hookshot = death. It's worse than that I did working at Heights training even being suspended at a sus angle will cause blood to flow to your head and give you an aneurysm in like 10 minutes. Reality really is lame. You would want to ask the founder Ymir to change the laws of physics so that ODM gear doesn't literally kill you.

>>81966324
Kinda based ngl
I'd do the same

>>81966235 (OP)
i wish to be able to loop time between june 10th 2005 and june 10th 2025 until i write a specific sequence of words on a piece of paper in red ink, which would end the time loop.

>>81966336
This is a really good one. Given the vast possibilities that the loop would cover, I'd want a fast forward function, and also a panic function to avoid getting tortured by mexican cartels, where if I'm in immense pain or I think really hard about a certain phrase it resets the loop (but doesn't necessarily end it, to avoid false positives)

>>81966333
Ok so I wish 3d maneuver gear was real and it was made in a way that wouldnt snap my spine lol

>>81966235 (OP)
A rape everyone button

>>81966380
You could also just ask to be a superhuman like Mikasa ackerman or superman and you could just build ODM and it wouldn't hurt your 1000x stronger bones

>>81966235 (OP)
There's nothing material that I really want. I guess I would still wish for a big amount of money because why not, after all it makes everything easier, but it wouldn't make me happy.

>>81966395
Thats true, but im also thinking of my homies that wants to build up a scout regiment with me

>>81966235 (OP)
a sublime new world free from tyranny and oppression in which all people are truly free, equal, and able to pursue happiness

>>81966389
Imagine the logistics of pressing it
Suddenly, everyone in the world simultaneously experiences getting raped. There is no explanation, it occurs all over the world at the same time, third worlders and billionaires, workers and presidents, people at work, at home with their family, etc. all just get raped at the same time by an invisible cock.
What would appear on the news? How would science approach the issue, and how would it be rationalized in human history and folklore? Would there be memes about it, just what would the general vibe be in our culture?