Thread 81967092 - /r9k/ [Archived: 160 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:23:22 PM No.81967092
me
me
md5: 8ee414d5cc23f02034d331eb1d55c274🔍
My dick is less than 2 inches long while erect. Literally a baby dick. It never began for me. Ugly, fat, deformed freak with a microdick.
Replies: >>81967098 >>81967114 >>81967538 >>81967554 >>81968714 >>81968808 >>81968904 >>81969544
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:24:46 PM No.81967098
>>81967092 (OP)
Quit being fat and no one will care about anything.
Replies: >>81967110
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:28:48 PM No.81967110
>>81967098
I wasn't born fat, you know? I was thin up until my late teens, then I became a depressed NEET and obviously gained weight. And guess what: my life wasn't better, easier or happier just because I was skinny. I'm still deformed, my manboobs started to grow at 12 years old, long before I became a fat disgusting pig. My dick is microscopic and nobody will ever love with or without fatness.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:29:19 PM No.81967114
>>81967092 (OP)
Just lean into a fetish. It's your only hope.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:45:46 PM No.81967538
>>81967092 (OP)
I look like that too, my manboobs are my biggest insecurity though.
Replies: >>81967610
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:48:08 PM No.81967554
>>81967092 (OP)
sounds like you have kleinfeld syndrome
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:55:03 PM No.81967610
>>81967538
oh except the 2 inch pp part
My dick's skinny but it's a little under 5 inches
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:31:32 PM No.81968714
>>81967092 (OP)
that nigga face look like the kumon logo [skull emoji]
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:42:32 PM No.81968808
>>81967092 (OP)
lol i may be many things but i am not a man with a small penis. feeling blessed
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:55:32 PM No.81968904
>>81967092 (OP)
When you're fat your FUPA literally covers your dick length

>t. former 250lbs anon
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:14:32 PM No.81969060
I can sympathize with OP. I'm short, fat, have gyno and have a 3 inch peepee. Life is unfair.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:02:36 PM No.81969544
>>81967092 (OP)
do not listen to them bro.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:15:55 PM No.81969670
Post it, post your dck, for scientific research
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:50:48 PM No.81970695
Just adapt, kill any desire you have to fuck a woman since it is simply unlikely (due to factors outside od your control) -> and then focus that desire onto something thay you are genetically able to engage with -> if there are none, kill yourself