Where do I find a woman like this? I want to wife one up.

>>81967302 (OP)
Didn't she admit that she made that as a joke?

>>81967311
The fact that she had that sense of humor would automatically make her a top 1% girl anyway.

>>81967302 (OP)
That's one big bitch, hoowee

>>81967311
She also likes women, the whole thing was just a gag/prank her gf thought would be funny to do.

>>81967302 (OP)
>Where do I find a woman like this?
Like most good women, they're fictional

>>81967603
nah, their real but they get scooped off the market fast. Be like asking in 2025 where you can get bitcoin for a $1. They were there, they were uncommon to rare and you had a shot at a few of them, but you fuck up and time past and now everyone else got them and either kept them or used them up in a way you wouldn't want them now.

>>81967667
I was kidding.
>you had a shot at a few of them
That's the thing with my life. I never actually encountered women I wanted to date. I studied at a boys' school, then went to a uni that I hated. I actually did meet a cute girl at uni but the day after my first interaction with her, uni was suspended for the rest of the year lol. It's like whatever god there is wants me to be alone.

>>81967584
>UHMMM SHE'S A DYKE SO YOU CAN'T FUCK HER!!!
shut the fuck up lib

>>81967737
Care to elaborate on that one?

>>81967964
Dykes aren't real, they just haven't met chad

>>81968345
Straight men aren't real, they just haven't met chad