Holy blackpill imagine bein Mario, couldn't be me

>>81967511 (OP)
because pauline is way hotter

>>81967534
>not Rosalina

>>81967511 (OP)
seemed inevitable really.

>>81967642
rosalina is my mommy and belongs to me

>>81967511 (OP)
Mario is literally me

imagine being so cucked that you rescue a bitch from a giant fire breathing monster with spikes all over it and she's like "lol we're just friends"

>>81968090
"rescuing" her from taking the BKC (Big Koopa Cock)

>>81967511 (OP)
Mario is canonically betabuxx
Not even he's a simp lmao

>>81967511 (OP)
Wait until you find out about the sex ratio of the Tiddlytubbies. The harem world is no longer a meme.

>>81967511 (OP)
Peach is built for BBC (big bowser cock).

huh... plumbers don't wear ties i guess

>>81967511 (OP)
absolutely BROOOOOTAL Mario Bros...

>>81967511 (OP)
This is what Bowsette is for.
In my mind it is now canon.

>>81968878
Good End

bump oreg

>>81967511 (OP)
Mario is the beta friend she calls to take her home after being done by Chad bowser

>meanwhile at bowser's castle:

>>81970588
bro they circumcised his whole penis

>>81967511 (OP)
Luigi chads stay winning

>>81967511 (OP)
Mario should just date bowser instead.

>>81970677
this is their literal dynamic. Bowser is secretly the bottom bitch that puts on a big alpha show. Kidnaps peach. Mario comes to stomp on him with his big Dom energy and sweaty plumber boots. It's why he keeps doing it but as king he can't openly show weakness to his troops

>>81970725
I'd imagine bowser will give up the facade one day and get on his knees for big italian plumber cock

>>81970766
That's might be your thing. Mario has a stubby thick mushroom dick but Bowser enjoys the stretch

is the king (or one of them) in SMB3 not her dad?

why would the princess marry some random guy?

>>81968584
We got canonically betabux mario before gta 6 kek.