i want to be a good boy for mommy (not my biological mother) i want to work hard so mommy can reward me i want to cuddle with mommy and bask in her scent i want to suckle on mommy's big breasts and have her nuzzle my hair while she tells me i'm a good boy i want to be a big strong man just for mommy, why did i have to be born in a world were i could never have a mommy gf?

>>81967909 (OP)
Disgusting old hag with bags of fat strapped to her chest

>>81967924
ugly jealous flattie you don't get to talk about mommy that way

>>81967950
I am a man who is atracted to female beauty, not to washed up grandmas with saggy fat bodies, give me a perky prime girl with a flat chest anyday

>>81967924
You have been tricked by modern fagslop into hating the body type men across practically all six continents have been attracted to for millennia

>>81968050
Weird way to spin being a faggot pedophile

>>81968213
>>81968096
Yeah, big tits are actually pretty cool, I was just yanking your chain. I prefer women with big boobs over little girls, I just wanted to make this thread more interesting T.T

>>81967909 (OP)
>sweaty
gross.

Why I keep my thermostat at 59, idgaf how much it costs, I'm not going to be sweaty and I WILL cuddle up with my wife.

>>81967909 (OP)
Reading this made me scrunch my face out of cringe. A grown man saying mommy will never stop being gay to me no matter how zoomgroids try to normalize it

>>81967909 (OP)
the "mommy" thing is cringe, but the bed invitation stuff is pure fucking sex and it's such a simple idea. the sweatier and steamier the better

>>81968382
>the sweatier and steamier the better
I find the idea hot but the reality of clammy skin on skin contact is horrible.

>>81968462
You just described 99.9999999999% of sexual fantasies

>>81967909 (OP)
>OP wants to be a good boy to overweight big mommy gf
A good boy would tell his big mommy gf that unexplained lower back pain and/or any menstrual disturbance or delays is a sign of ovarian cancer and that 10 minute ultrasound examination can save lives and allow him to stay a good boy.

WOMEN have H cup+ boobs and slim waists, everything else are GIRLS and WHALES.

>>81968292
>>81968382
you're a giant faggot if you don't want to be mommy's good boy

>>81968523
this is the cold hard truth

>>81967909 (OP)
Sweat like that is gross.

>>81967909 (OP)
Where is the throbbing futa cock that is supposed to be between her tits?

i dont care about mommy shit
i just like motherly venus bodied whores
unfortunately im physically the farthest thing away from what you'd assume their partners would look like

>>81968793
>>81968523
Definitely sex material but as they're bigger, if the girl doesn't train her back at the gym she'll complain 24/7 about back pain.

Also a good ass is where its at.

falling asleep while listening to British Mommy Domme tucks you into her pussy [Gentlest Fdom] [Sleep aid] [MILF] [Soft Spoken] [Comfort] [Sensual Cuddling] [Cockwarming] ASMR while hugging a warm pillow is the closest one can get to heaven.

>>81967909 (OP)
op is cooking

Boys let me tell you, having a girl's boobs pressed against you is god tier. Its so comforting.

>>81970944
tell your story anon, DETAILS

I want to be a bad boy and drive mommy to drink

i want to massage mommy's bush with my penis!