Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:59:37 PM No.81968010
>oh hey anon what's up, you wanted to tell me something?
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Thread 81968010 - /r9k/ [Archived: 164 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:03:56 PM No.81968041
>>81968010 (OP)
Who are you? How do you know my name? Where am I? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Who are you? How do you know my name? Where am I? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:13:39 PM No.81968125
>>81968010 (OP)
Yeah, babe. Tangram is a real nice toy that develops mad skills that a person will be able to use in all fields of her life.
Yeah, babe. Tangram is a real nice toy that develops mad skills that a person will be able to use in all fields of her life.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:15:31 PM No.81968143
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:21:04 PM No.81968183
>>81968010 (OP)
>nobody thinks your dye job looks good Becky just leave your hair its natural color
Well somebody had to say it.
>nobody thinks your dye job looks good Becky just leave your hair its natural color
Well somebody had to say it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:22:20 PM No.81968201
>>81968010 (OP)
>yeah I can see a spider crawling around in your hair
>foid freaks out
>360 rotation and walk away
>yeah I can see a spider crawling around in your hair
>foid freaks out
>360 rotation and walk away
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:41:44 PM No.81968332
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:44:26 PM No.81968350
>hi, anon~
>didn't think i would see you here :)
>didn't think i would see you here :)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:45:17 PM No.81968357
>>81968010 (OP)
H-hi Emily! I wanted to t-t-tell you y-you're v-v-v-very p-p-p... F-forget about it-t. D-d-do you know any nice t-tall cliffs in the vicinity?
H-hi Emily! I wanted to t-t-tell you y-you're v-v-v-very p-p-p... F-forget about it-t. D-d-do you know any nice t-tall cliffs in the vicinity?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:50:50 PM No.81968395
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:54:52 PM No.81969477
>>81968010 (OP)
I know what you're doing, but if she truly said this, and looked at me like this, it wold mean we're friends since a while back and also that she's a tomboy, possibly a lesbian. We'd have our own in-jokes and a whole set of reference experiences. It's more likely than not that we share some interest, like hiking, and that she's taken pity on me and is actively helping me out by wingwomanning for me. That being said...
>"you wanted to tell me something?"
>"Yeah, I... Uh... Hehe, actually I- WRESTLING MATCH!"
>proceed to tackle her we have done many times before
>"Anon you FUCKER! You had me!", she screams with delight as her fists start pounding my back and her arms grab for my neck
>soon her thighs are locked around my waist
>"Haha, I beat ya! So, whaddya wanna do? Coffee?"
>"Yeah... and I'll tell you about this new chick in Astronomy 101..."
>"Oooooh! Tell me more NOW!"
etc etc
>inb4 this is the gayest fantasy you've ever read
I know what you're doing, but if she truly said this, and looked at me like this, it wold mean we're friends since a while back and also that she's a tomboy, possibly a lesbian. We'd have our own in-jokes and a whole set of reference experiences. It's more likely than not that we share some interest, like hiking, and that she's taken pity on me and is actively helping me out by wingwomanning for me. That being said...
>"you wanted to tell me something?"
>"Yeah, I... Uh... Hehe, actually I- WRESTLING MATCH!"
>proceed to tackle her we have done many times before
>"Anon you FUCKER! You had me!", she screams with delight as her fists start pounding my back and her arms grab for my neck
>soon her thighs are locked around my waist
>"Haha, I beat ya! So, whaddya wanna do? Coffee?"
>"Yeah... and I'll tell you about this new chick in Astronomy 101..."
>"Oooooh! Tell me more NOW!"
etc etc
>inb4 this is the gayest fantasy you've ever read