Thread 81970173 - /r9k/ [Archived: 183 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:58:33 PM No.81970173
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>be me
>watching some straight couple amateur porn
>they fuck like lovers, completely enjoying each other's bodies
>they take a break and girl takes a sip of some drink
>proceeds to burp loud as hell and they both laugh about it
>find it really cute and get a sad boner
seeing stuff like this makes me so sad, i know it sounds really weird but it's one of the main reasons i wish i had a gf, i would love to be so intimate with another human to the point we can both burp and showcase our regular bodily functions around each other and knowing that person loves you so much they don't even care or find it disgusting.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:22:18 PM No.81971038
burp bump
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:26:15 PM No.81971080
>>81971038
I have nothing good to add but I appreciate you simply bump rather than start talking to yourself. That said your image seems to not relate to your story.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:28:14 PM No.81971108
>>81970173 (OP)
I don't remember this part of the shooting
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:29:19 PM No.81971120
>>81971080
>That said your image seems to not relate to your story.
i didn't really have anything to correlate it so i just posted a cute girl in hopes it helped the thread gain traction
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:39:06 PM No.81971233
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>>81970173 (OP)
This is one of the best things about love and getting to the point of getting comfortable around someone. Just being yourselves and still loving the fuck out of each other. People smell. Sex can get messy. Holes make noises. Most people new to dating or that idealize being perfect porn or celebrity caricature often get disillusioned when they start living together. Marilyn Monroe is a perfect example of this as she was a total slob in her private life but in the public eye she was a doll for the masses.
Also passionate lovers porn is some of my favs. Mainstream hardcore can be so bleh
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:20:17 PM No.81971752
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>>81971233
>bulge
why did you save that version anon?
>Marilyn Monroe is a perfect example of this as she was a total slob in her private life but in the public eye she was a doll for the masses.
stuff like that just makes me fall in love harder desu it's so easy to forget hot girls are still humans with bodily functions and gross habits
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:38:23 PM No.81971953
>>81971752
It's too bad the artist and the drawing by extension(it's a self insert lol) is a raging dyke.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:51:16 PM No.81972085
>>81971953
and why is that bad? what's your point other than to trying to dunk on someone's sexuality? do you think someone has to be a dyke to not fit within the expections of the male gaze? I'm genuinely wondering what your post is about other than
>hurr hurr lesbo
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:53:17 PM No.81972112
She's an ftm tranny now btw
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:53:38 PM No.81972117
>>81971752
I've witnessed so many girls picking their nose when they think someone won't notice. Those acrylics are multi-functional. Might need to grab me a picklonger
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:57:35 PM No.81972166
>>81972117
damn the grossest thing i've seen a girl do was when the hottest classmate i had in hs loudly burped when she was like 2 feet away from me, i think that might have been a catalist to me finding it attractive when a girl does gross shit like that
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:00:03 PM No.81972194
>>81972112
>pooner
When will they fucking learn.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:00:33 PM No.81972202
>>81972166
yeah I love when girls burp and fart without shame. it's not a kink but more like. hey you're a person and that's attractive