Thread 81970476

>wake up, it's another beautiful summer Saturday
>remember that women exist
>day is ruined, filled with negative emotions
>remember that because women exist, I get to hate them
>filled with righteousness and purpose, joy for experiential existence and the knowledge that my anger and hatred is right and justified
>day is saved

>friend group makes fun of one friend's girlfriend's dad
>We all say his one syllable name in a long drawn out way

>His ex-wife opened up the other day that she kept cheating on him with the same guy and to make her stop he moved with her to another state
>But then the manic bitch got so jealous of his dog that she drove out into the woods with it and abandoned it there and told him it ran away

>>81970476 (OP)
>I get to hate them

>>81970476 (OP)
>wake up, off work
>time to play Wuchang and Wukong

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